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Arsene Parcelie

@arseneparcelie.bsky.social
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Aye, well, social media, whit’s it like, eh? If you don't like one, another will be along in a minute. Will this prove to be the one?

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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
This ITV panel… could it be any worse? That eloquent Scottish voice uttering inane clichés in a top top manner daein’ his bit fur Scoatlan’ And that drone camera shot in the studio, almost… almost as bad as the ref cam.
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Imagine being a Scotland fan watching this friendly pish and thinking that there’s a chance of qualification. Making no inroads against Curucao says everything about the lack of striking choices. Oh and being ripped open too. And folk paid in!
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Just switched over to the FA cup final. Is it me but were there loads of red seats showing in the crowd? Highlights seem to imply it. Unless there are Man U fans in? Certainly empty at HT. where do they all go?
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Anybody remember the Covid title loss?
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I’ll settle for the shitiest 45 mins ever, as long as we win. We’ve been second best for the most part in this hoofball game so far though.
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
If these loans get us through the season and win something then we’ll be happy. New manager will need his own players, so sort of makes sense. However temps at work are largely forgotten unless they stay on. Won’t be investing any emotion in them just like, er, that winger, you know the one, wee
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
10 half time 21 the winner in this Livingston Celtic game. Schoolboy defending on both sides, but jeez this is flashback to the Covid season. 3-5-2 surely only works with real defending?
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
For various reasons I’ve missed the Nancy nonsense live, and just woken up to the news. I’ll not be searching out footage, as the lowlights of the last two were bad enough. We all have opinions on who is to blame, and what would fix it, but at this moment, even the Talbot must be optimistic
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
The own goal, penalty miss, new system, crowd reaction, unsuitable players unsure of new tactics all adds up to the perfect shit storm. Forget Europe, we need reinforcing for the league. We can’t keep limping through games hoping something comes together quickly.
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Whatever the new manager’s long term plan is, it isn’t going to work with players who are not strong enough to control the ball under pressure. A team of wee guys and this 3 at the back nonsense with those particular players coupled with whatever the keeper is supposed to be doing just won’t work
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
“Here’s yer peace prize ya dick. I’m the most corrupt, not you, and don’t you forget it“
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
A pish called dignity, and a reminder about the hilarity that mascots in minutes silence line ups are slightly amusing
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Ah well. Won’t be watching the second half either then, seeing as I’m just in the door. I assume it’s been the usual set piece nightmare, and going by comments bad full back defending?
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
4 minutes to save my season. If the players can’t be arsed, neither can I
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Have been becoming more and more disenchanted with watching football for years now, all data driven and technical which undoubtedly had to happen and they all use the same data. This has made it predictable and boring. Like this Celtic team.
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Football without fans is nothing, as someone once said. Better with the sound off just now. This is a throwback to the Covid season(s)
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Please don't get him out for Sunday. It's the only chance we've got
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Hair we go, hair we go, hair we go. Oh The Clyde One Phone In Will Be Glorious Tonight...
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Best Rick Roll ever
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Slight Remix for the new season
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Took me a while to do this many moons ago, one of the better colourisations I managed… however…
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
It’s that time of year again
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Is it Art-IS-inal, or Art-EASE-inal?
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
That final just goes to show a) on any given day a pumping can happen b) if you spend £billions eventually it might happen c) eventually you have to turn off the sound because of the inanity of the co-commentary and opinion givers
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Amazing the shite you collect over the years. Starting to clear the loft and found some oddities early on. Forgot about most of them.
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Anybody think that the Ambassador for Estate Agents has slipped below the standards required and will be making the big flit himself soon? A role model for the ages... the dark ages
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Mind that day we got beaten by the relegated club? Me neither. Today is what it’s about. All the blips and disappointing results are footnotes on another successful season. Next week there’s a chance to make it one of the best.
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
One for those of an RGC vintage...
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Happy #AlbertKiddDay to all those who celebrate
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I don’t think I’m too premature to announce that we might just have done it again!
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Enjoy this season while we've got it, it might be our last enjoyable one for a decade. We've got nothing to look forward to once the productive conversations become reality. It was nice while it lasted. www.skysports.com/football/new...
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Ach well. If it had happened today we’d have celebrated. Win next week and get a point the week after, will be another two happy weekends, unlike last week’s which was shite. It could be worse. If comebacks from 2-0 down make them happy, and keeps the four fuds in situ for next season, then great
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
All together now...
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
“What have I done…?”
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
This will either be prophetic or completely the opposite. Who knows? They might be successful and the American conglomerates won't need to hire another new one. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qUt...
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The Band of Four Fuds
YouTube video by Arsene Parcelie
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Apparently you can get 3 failed managers for the price of one at Helen Street Asda. And they throw in a goalkeeping coach at no extra cost
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Football Head Coach CV: Clyde: Poor run of form - resigned Kelty Hearts: Got them into the League - resigned Alloa: struggling in the league - resigned Pundit: resigned 4 ex players, a loose cannon goalkeeping coach, and 2 other ex managers/pundits - The fans will love the staunchness Sorted
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
He’s gone folks, gone forever. We will remember the dignity, the laughs and most of all, the Queens Park result
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Not quite as good because of our result, but still… Their fans are resigned to them being shite their players are resigned to themselves being shite and they all hope the manager has resigned. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrrI...
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The Clyde One Phone In Will Be GLORIOUS Tonight
YouTube video by Arsene Parcelie
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
IF they're going to add their "war time ringers" trophies and the Petrofac Cup, surely a cup won at Wembalee should count as one of ours. I think Naylor and McCourt are the hidden ones. Who's the Art Garfunkel in the front? Jeez we sure had some memorable players back then didn't we?
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Mind when they had a centenary, then some forgettable display for 150 (or 149, but in reality 10), but nobody could, in the words of the legendary Bucks Fizz, make their mind up?
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Who'd have thought this would reach its teenage years?
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Apparently there was this song from the 1930s www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dNY...
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Where Were You The Day The Spiders Won
YouTube video by Arsene Parcelie
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrrI... This is becoming too regular an occurrence this season... surely you all know it by heart by now?
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The Clyde One Phone In Will Be GLORIOUS Tonight
YouTube video by Arsene Parcelie
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Back teeth are floating, and the cloth is being caressed… would you?
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Is this guy still walking the line in the lower leagues? Or did he get Red card, Red carded?
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
For Those About to Buy (We Will Rook You)
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Arsene Parcelie @arseneparcelie.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
It's nearly all done until the summer folks. After tonight we can concentrate on other matters, like whether Maeda is now the new Kyogo, Jota is the new Maeda, and Idah will fulfil his promise
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