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the arsenal. illustrate some stuff. design some stuff. build some stuff. avid neologist & oxford comma evangelist. mezla. he/him. ever-striving to do good things, well. broncos | avs | suns | tennis | #SFB15 & #SFB16

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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 01/09/2026
thank you, Gabby 🥲
image of Gabriel Jesus surrounded by his teammates, celebrating winning the PL with the trophy on his head. in the top left of the image black text reads “THANK YOU GABBY” overlayed over his signature in red
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 31/08/2026
boo louder
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 21/08/2026
reddit post on Tzolis:

Parthenon Pele

Mediterranean Messi

Ronaldo from Rhodes

Phythagoras Pirlo

Acropolis Alexisreddit post on Tzolis (continued): 

Balkan Bale

The Pires of Piraeus

Crete Cruyff

Marathon Maradona
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 21/08/2026
hooper.
Tzolis looking suave in his mesmerizingly encouraging Arsenal PL debut
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 21/08/2026
one down, 37 to go. top of the table. #COYG
Kai Havertz open arms celly after scoring in the premier league opener against newly promoted Coventry City (so close to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but not quite)Bukayo Saka ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ celly after scoring in the premier league opener against newly promoted Coventry CityMartin Ødegaard ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ celly after scoring in the premier league opener against newly promoted Coventry City
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 21/08/2026
we have legitimately terrifying depth i cant believe this is my life
Bukayo Saka elated, celebrating with the players and staff after winning the premier league
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 21/08/2026
we back
Zubi Doo FC hexagonal badge in an Arsenal inspired color palette. inside the badge is an illustration of Scooby Doo with his tag’s letters switched with “ZD”. the classics “Arsenal Lightning” pattern is a used as a background throughout
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 21/08/2026
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Martin Ødegaard with the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ celly after scoring to open the second half
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 21/08/2026
may or may not have just got a little emotional seeing Saka scoring with that gold patch. we really have come so far & had the privilege of seeing him vote into a superstar on the pitch & a wonderful human being off it. what a time to be alive
Bukayo Saka, PL champion, enjoying the look of Arsenal’s gold PL sleeve patch
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 13/08/2026
Hale Ender MLS celebrating with love for the badge of his club. Arsenal through and through.
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 19/07/2026
¡ZUBI ZUBI DOO!
Scooby Doo is an Arsenal-themed logo for Zubi Doo FC
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 07/07/2026
what an absolute loser my goodness
a red-faced ugly ass dude showing off the America 250 he paid to be put on his overpriced shirt as the USMNT gives up another goal while being embarrassed 4-1 by Belgium
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 07/07/2026
zoinks
Futi app screenshot:

USMNT first half ratings against Belgium

Pulisic has the lowest rating many significant margin (13)


Screenshot copy:

1:2
HT
•
United States
Belgium
Match
Malik Tillman 31'
Lineups
Charles De Ketelaere 9', 33'
Stats
Info
United States 4-3-3
24 Matthe...
86
16 Alexand...
41
3 Chris Ric...
36
13 Tim Ream
47
5 Antonee ...
43
8 Weston ...
36
4 Tyler Ada...
64
17 Malik Ti...
39
2 Sergiño D...
66
13
20 Folarin ...
10 Christia...
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 05/07/2026
Arsenal >>> not Arsenal
Futi app:

Brazil highest rated player: Gabriel Martinelli

Norway highest rated player: Martin Ødegaard
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 05/07/2026
love you, Leandro 🦝
a red and white tifo at the Emirates Stadium. Timber, Ticr, Ødegaard, and Noni are in the foreground. Leandro Trossard sits above them doing his signature binoculars celebration.

it reads:

“HISTORY IN OUR SIGHTS”
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 30/06/2026
all of europe right now at this very moment along the arrow of time
ARE WE THE FARMERS? (are we the baddies meme)
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 26/06/2026
and so my #SFB16 squad is officially locked — unforgettable experience drafting live in Denver // very much looking forward to this year plays out
SFB16 Rounds 1-9

WR - SEA (11, 1.7
Jaxon
Smith-Njig...,
RB - BUF (7) 2.6
James
Cook
QB - WAS (7) 3.7
Jayden
Daniels
→
WR - NYG (8 4.6
Malik
Nabers
WR - CAR (5, 5.7
Tetairoa McMillan
→
WR - WAS (7 6.6
Terry
McLaurin
QB - NYG (8) 7.7
Jaxson
Dart
→
RB - CHI (10) 8.6
D'Andre
Swift
RB - DEN (10 9.7
J.K.
DobbinsSFB16 Rounds 10-20:


RB - CHI (10 10.6
Kyle
Monangai
WR - JAX (7 11.7
Jakobi
Meyers
→
QB - IND (1: 12.6
Daniel
Jones
TE - SEA (11 13.7
AJ
Barner
WR - BUF G 14.6
Khalil
Shakir
WR - NYJ (115.7
Omar
Cooper
WR - DEN (1 16.6
Pat
Bryant
TE - DEN (1C 17.7
Evan
Engram
→
RB - WAS () 18.6
Kaytron
Allen
WR - TB (10 19.7
Ted
Hurst
WR - MIN (f 20.6
Jauan
Jennings
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 22/06/2026
the greatest to ever do it. relentless. eternal. the GOAT.
Lionel Messi. GOAT.
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 21/06/2026
some positional wonkiness to make things work // tough choices in a few spots with a third honorable mention feeling hard not to include, but
Place in My Heart XI Lineup

Striker:
Balogun Campbell

LW:
Iwobi
Arshavin

RW:
Gnabry
Vela

CM:
ESR
Willock

CM:
Santi Rambo

LB:
Tierney
Nacho

DM:
Xhaka
Diaby

RB:
Bellerin
Bird Catcher (AMN)

CB:
Tomi
Bobby Sacramento
Per
Kiwior

GK:
Szczesny
Hein
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 19/06/2026
another statement half, yeesh.
Futi app screenshot capturing the USMNT’s first half xG dominance over Australia (1.09 - .13)Futi app screenshot capturing the USMNT’s first half territory dominance over Australia 

( 74% field tilt, 70% possession, 275-89 passes completed)
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 19/06/2026
Son hooked?
man leaning forward in chair while playing video game meme
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 18/06/2026
goodest boiii
a beautiful orange cat basking in the sun on his window bed a beautiful orange cat basking in the sun on his window bed
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 17/06/2026
Jover would be so proud 🥲
Futi App

England   |  Croatia

100%  Set piece success  50%
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 17/06/2026
man i genuinely just feel lucky to have been alive to witness his entire career — greatness personified. artfully incisive, poetically lethal. there will never be someone quite like him. he’s done it all, done it again, and found more yet. the greatest to ever do it, plain and simple.
18 year old GOAT (Messi) making his WC debut38.978 year old GOAT (Messi) looking like the GOAT he is
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 14/06/2026
lmao did i get put in a new a starter pack or something? hello, new Arsenal homies
lots of new followers of an Arsenal variety (which is, of course, the best variety) all at once
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 14/06/2026
ball knowers one and all
Arteta hugging Jover at the dawn of the Set Piece FC era
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 14/06/2026
i love sports & the people who love sports
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani • @mayor.nyc.gov
HISTORY.
9:31 PM • Jun 13, 2026

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FlannelEnigma @flannelenigma.bsky.social • 8m
Dude, you gotta steak going

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MY MAYOR MUSLIM

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MY BAGELS JEWISH

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THE POPE'S ON OUR SIDE
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 13/06/2026
fuck it i’m in
screenshot of an order from Olive & York. it reads:

SICKOS FC
1
Sickos FC
Red / Men's XL
Personalize with name &/or number (+$10):
Yes(+$10.00)
Name: Balogun
Number: 20
Hide 1 item ^
1 x Sickos FC
Red / Men's XL
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 13/06/2026
put it in the (surrealist modern art section) of the Louvre
Futiapp: 

Malik Tillman dashboard (it’s wild)
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 13/06/2026
Gio Reyna‽
Ian Wright: “I thought you were dead!” meme
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 13/06/2026
Tillman & Balogun lowkey both putting in World Cup debut performances for the ages
Malik Tillman Futi dashboard Folarin Balogun Futi dashboard
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 13/06/2026
a half to remember for this USMNT side, my goodness. what a way to start a WC on home soil
Futiapp: 

pitch territory graphic from US v Paraguay 1st half

Territory
83%
Field tilt
71%
Possession
309
Passes completed
•
17%
29%
93
Futiapp: 

pitch action heatmap graphic from US v Paraguay 1st half
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 13/06/2026
USMNT is FLO’n
Flo Balogun celebrates after scoring for the USMNT in a friendly
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 12/06/2026
you definitely have!
Tomiyasu & Tzolis dueling it out
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 12/06/2026
added to the sticker fill
Thierry Henry, flabbergasted by Lalas
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 12/06/2026
Thierry, Zlatan, & that other guy
three dragons meme:

first two are imposing, classic dragons, third is a doof 

the middle dragon eyes the third dragon skeptically, just as Zlatan eyes Lalas any time the american opens his mouth to inevitably spout some absolute nonsense
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 06/06/2026
if it makes you both feel any better Ender (blue boy) & Gryffin (orange boy) were in the same position reversed 10 years ago and are now inseparable after a relatively fraught-filled week of gradual introduction. lowkey a match made in heaven (also ended up having to adopt gryff lmao)
a blue cat (ender) and orange cat (gryffin) cuddling in their beda blue cat (ender) and orange cat (gryffin) being the best of homies (pre-friendly bop)
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 05/06/2026
lmao my wife is the best
birthday cake that reads “North London Forever” in red icing
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 04/06/2026
red.
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 02/06/2026
resurrected round one for a role i genuinely would love to at a company i’d love to work at complete (& being over analyzed into oblivion post facto as per always) — wish me luck on this rollercoaster of emotions 😭
resuscitated candidacy progression after previous ~retained rejection~w/ simultaneous scheduling of remaining interviews in ~96 hours post resurrection
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 01/06/2026
& so the summer of KSE blockbusters begins
Adam Schefter
Bombshell: The Browns are finalizing a trade that will send two-time Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the Los Angeles Rams, per @rapsheet,
@TomPelissero and me.
In exchange for Garrett, the Rams are expected to send Pro-Bowl edge Jared Verse, a 2027 first-round pick and other draft-pick compensation still being negotiated to the Browns.
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 31/05/2026
i am feeling emotions
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 31/05/2026
Noni Madueke and Leandro Trossard during the Arsenal trophy parade. Leo looks like he’s 12
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 31/05/2026
just unreal scenes.
Gooners on ParadeGooners on ParadeGooners on ParadeGooners on Parade
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 31/05/2026
this is incredible. this squad, this club. my goodness
Arsenal, champions
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 31/05/2026
i’m hearing numbers may push 1.5m? gargantuan.
Gooners on parade celebrating The mighty ArsenalGooners on parade celebrating The mighty Arsenal
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 31/05/2026
North London is…
North London, quite literally RED
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 31/05/2026
goated tifo
The Arsenal — These Streets Are Our Own tifo during the parade The Arsenal — These Streets Are Our Own tifo during the parade The Arsenal — These Streets Are Our Own tifo during the parade
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 30/05/2026
this is not the end.
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 30/05/2026
i am very sad. i love this fucking club. couldn’t be more proud of the boys. fuck.
PARIS SAINT-GERMAIN WIN 4-3 ON PENALTIES
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