Alex F @arramol.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comRalph Wiggum Taste Like BurningAlt: Ralph Wiggum laying on the ground, lips stained purple, proclaiming, "They taste like...burning!" 110
Alex F @arramol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026As a Texan, gods, I hope Talarico does win. It's as favorable a matchup as one could ask for. And I think you're correct about shockwaves just from him. I could see it massively invigorating Texas liberals for future victories. We haven't had a real win for so long. 1220
Alex F @arramol.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm definitely feeling the "I made my hobby into my career and now I'm tired of my former hobby" at 40. 010
Alex F @arramol.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Me: "Why do Jedi always forget they have the Force?" 9yo: "That's probably why they all died." 000
Reposted by Alex Fdwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026[0003980] Able to put Live Honey Bees in pasture 083
Alex F @arramol.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'm really curious how many hours I sank into pre-Steam Dwarf Fortress. Might rival EU4's 1500. 010
Alex F @arramol.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Bill Wurtz's line about "some of which almost didn't fail" will forever be my favorite descriptor. Is it entirely fair? No. Do I care? Also no. 1211
Alex F @arramol.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comLego Star Wars Clone Trooper DancingAlt: Lego Star Wars Clone Trooper Dancing 020
Alex F @arramol.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What did the Japanese rabbi call the American missionary? "Goyjin." 010
Alex F @arramol.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sports are not for enjoying. They are for communal trauma bonding. 021
Alex F @arramol.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Maybe the real Natalie...is the clinging sycophants we made along the way. 000
Alex F @arramol.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Can confirm. 40 years old, and I annoyed my wife this summer by singing the "correct" lyrics to American Pie at a 4th of July party. 191
Alex F @arramol.bsky.social · 20/09/2026He always argued when we told him to get ready for bed, so I set Home Assistant to abruptly dim the lights and change them to a warmer hue at bedtime. He figured out what it meant pretty quickly, and he'd then recognize that it was bedtime rather than being *told* by a parent he could argue with. 3150
Alex F @arramol.bsky.social · 20/09/2026...and dance until it's light." Might have missed a stanza, but should be pretty close considering that the board books period of my life is a few years distant now. 030
Alex F @arramol.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"Hello ninja. Yes, hello. Ninjas chop, ninjas shop, ninjas do a belly flop. Ninjas here, ninjas there, ninjas love to cut your hair. Ninjas dance, ninjas prance, ninjas train the king of France. And when a ninja's sent to bed, he saddles up a dragon's head, and flies away into the night, to chop... 130
Alex F @arramol.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Though in my defense, back when my kid was a toddler, I did sort of integrate him into Home Assistant so I could automate away some of the bedtime battle. 280
Alex F @arramol.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Hmm, with Home Assistant, you could get a button that triggers an automation to play a pre-recorded bell sound, but only during hours you specify. Overly complex solution? Probably. But effective? Hahaha no. Cat would just come bat you in the face the first time it didn't ring. 1191
Alex F @arramol.bsky.social · 18/09/2026His WoT work was amazing because it's the kind of fantasy Sanderson excels at writing. ASoIaF is much darker and contains a lot of sexual violence. Sanderson is a devout Mormon who has never written an explicit sex scene across thousands of pages. He himself has said he's not comfortable with it. 000
Alex F @arramol.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Democratic advisers are warning their candidates never to do fucking anything, ever. 000
Alex F @arramol.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Because normal people aren't obsessed with "destroying" people in benign interactions? 010
Alex F @arramol.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I only really started exploring the genre a couple of years ago, when I stumbled onto Spotify's "Epic & Melodic" playlist. "Wireless" was on it at the time, and that got me hooked on WT. 010
Alex F @arramol.bsky.social · 17/09/2026And as a result, I saw her interesting anecdote that I probably wouldn't have seen if it had just been a reply. Which I'm pretty sure was her actual intention, not dunking on the guy who asked a question. 170
Alex F @arramol.bsky.social · 17/09/2026You completely misread the tone of that exchange. The advice in your image applies to your post, not his. 0120
Alex F @arramol.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It really does, though, unless you have the mentality of "Internet is for fight" 0100
Alex F @arramol.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Tuomas Holopainen going with "Music" as the title for an album opener feels like an Abbott & Costello sketch. "The album begins with 'Music.'" "...don't they usually?" 001