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ArnoldJAardvark

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Editor of Arsenal's 2nd longest running fanzine | Still paper only | #88 out 5/10 and on sale at Leeds | £2 from matchday sellers and upthearse.net/shop Season ticket holder for men and women games. A Chloe Kelly Stan account.

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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 11h
England are playing well. Croatia are no slouches. I'm getting worried! #CROENG #ENGLAND
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To be honest I'm annoyed I didn't make the HIGNFY Tottenham joke myself! 🤣
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No football fans read Bluesky so here's the original cover for issue 88 before we chickened out! No-one will ever know 🤣
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#CelebrityTraitors
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just a heads up. Romesh is the only Arsenal fan on #CelebrityTraitors #Arsenal #TeamRomesh
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Etihad Airlines Unveil New Livery "Nothing to to with us our kid"
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Flintstones explain Man City's charges.
The Flintstones explain Man City's charges.
Barney: Do all sovereign wealth funds cook the books?
Fred: Abu Dhabi do!
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You'd have thought that #ITV would have let Lee Dixon have the night off on compassionate leave. #CZEENG #England
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sneak peak at our Issue 88 cover. #Arsenal
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No backing out now. Issue 88 has, as we say in the business, gone to bed. Now please football, don't do anything extreme in the next week!!! #Arsenal
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now for the really difficult part of every issue... what to put on the front page. Damn it. There are just too many things right now 🤣 #Arsenal
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh shut up Gill. "I don't think that was intentional" 🙄 Total bollocks. Never seen Bronze play before? #ArsenalWFC #WSL
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jessie Gale on for Newcastle. I will get WSL FFL points today! #ArsenalWFC
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Quite brave for Lee Dixon to be broadcasting at this moment of grief. #ITVX
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A reminder. You read it first in The Gooner. I wrote this in October 2014! #TheGooner #ManCity #115charges
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well that's really ****ed up my gags in the next issue when I thought it was almost finished. It's going to be a busy weekend. Thank God for the international break!
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think the Fox god approves! #ArsenalWFC
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Half time team talk: "See that rectangle with the onion bag behind it. Why not try to put the ball in it instead of twatting about in front of it?" #ArsenalWFC #UWCL
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Meado, Meado, Meado." Oops! I forgot myself 😁 #UWCL
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Stop it Premier League. You are just phoning in our next issue gags now. 😂 #Arsenal
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w-omensfootball.bsky.social @w-omensfootball.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Plymouth Argyle announce former player Roxy Thomas has been recently diagnosed with a brain tumour. 💚 #PAFC Please, if you are able to, donate to Roxy's gofundme in order to support her family. www.gofundme.com/f/raising-fo...
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Donate to Raising For Roxy!, organized by Dominic Garrett-Mee
Torquay United were recently rocked by the news that a hugely popular member of the club's all-c… Dominic Garrett-Mee needs your support for Raising For Roxy!
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Plymouth Argyle FC reposts @pafc-reposts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@Argyle ift.tt/XipMTvw - RT @ArgyleWFC: Our fixture against Torquay United on Sunday, 27 September, in the FAWNL Cup, will be dedicated to Roxy Thomas 💚 Read more: 👇 🔗 t.co/rp3rvdq4SN t.co/VVBH4KlvLF
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A reminder that the England vs. Nigeria U20 Women's World Cup match is on at 2pm today. Team is not announced yet but hopefully Cecily Wellesley-Smith and Jessie Gale will get to play. #ArsenalWFC
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Freddie Cardy @cardyfreddie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The first ever GW Fanzine subscription is here! 🎉 Four issues per season of independent print Arsenal Women coverage: features, analysis, interviews, exclusive photography and more! 📖 All delivered to your door, UK postage included, for only £25 👇 linktr.ee/TheGoonerFan...
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My faith in humanity has been restored! On a bus on the last leg home from the match and an absolute twat got on threatening the female driver. I talked back to him and told him to get off, and two other passengers assisted him to do that! 🤣
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don't think I know an actual neutral who does. It's partisan hacks projecting their own teams' failures who make all the noise.
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Tomorrow's papers today 😁
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I think today is the day that Michelle Kang found out that the #WSL is not the same as French pub football. 🤣
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
One reason I've not played fantasy football before until the WSL one launched is playing out right in front of me. A London City Lionesses win will really boost my standing... but I want them to lose! 🤣 #WSL
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Look. I told you Jessie Gale is very very good. She's just scored!
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Our girl Jessie is on for Lionesses U20s. #ArsenalWFC #Lionesses
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
England U20 match is free on DAZN. 5pm kick-off. You have to sign up for a free account and go to the FIFA+ channel. Cecilly Wellesley-Smith is starting in defence. Jessie Gale is on the bench. Recently departed Gooner Vivienne Lia is also starting. #ArsenalWFC #Lionesses dazn.com/en-GB…
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A good day. 6 points for The Arsenal and Hampshire Women tonked Yorkshire!
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Waka Waka !
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Still true today.
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@tim-stillman.bsky.social I don't normally log into X, but I saw your comments about UWCL matches. Isn't the week of the OL match a men's international break so we can't have a clashing home match? OL is obvious one to switch (unless you have to play all UWCL matches at the same stadium).
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ooh. Checking fixtures on BBC Sport and the actual local local team to where I grew up are in the FA Cup 1st Qualifying round. C'mon you Copterboys! Love the Wiki article: "The only ground in the UK with a helipad and a golf course." 🤣 #FleetlandsFC #FACup
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Normally my immense dislike of Liverpool would have me rooting for the underdog... but when it comes to Ipswich I make an exception.
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Test run complete. It does look like I can still watch women's football matches this season. Not going to over play it before the match on Sunday in case they close the loop hole before then 😁
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just me worried that we start another season with a world beating squad but will take far too long to work out the best combinations? However, I think mid-table teams have recruited well, so other top teams will lose or draw games that they'd have been expected to stroll. #AWFC #WSL
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Er, have i missed the bleedi' obvious. Arsenal's 25-man Premier League squad only has 22 players in it. 🤔 #Arsenal
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A real local hero at Pompey. I once played cricket against him in the Solent League. Pompey had just been promoted to the top division and he spent his summer as a wicket keeper for one of the local teams. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Alan Knight: Portsmouth's legendary goalkeeper dies aged 65
Goalkeeper Alan Knight, who played 801 Portsmouth games, dies aged 65 after being diagnosed with prostate cancer in 2024.
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Have I mentioned before how much I love "The Ruesha & Shebahn Show"? If you've not subscribed... do it now! youtu.be/dZ34-5HJAbw?...
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SIGNED vs SHATTERED: Shebahn's Disney+ Dream & Ruesha's No Club Heartbreak | women's football
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
BREAKING: Sir Keir resigns as MP to spend more time with his season ticket. #Arsenal
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I should have expected it but Miedema's injury means an emergency reshuffle of my WSL FF team. Already had to drop Jessie Gale from my starting line up because of the England U20s but Viv was my captain. Freya Godfrey coming off the bench and Russo promoted to captain. @barclayswsl.bsky.social
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Cricket over. I suppose I should check on today's football scores.
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I have always said that it doesn't matter which football club you support, you should always go into every season thinking "It's going to be our year" until cold reality hits. I just didn't think it would be this early in the season for Spuds fans! 🤣 #Spursy
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Dan Wooden is a bit of a Gosport Borough legend! #COYB
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I bet he now wishes he hadn't thrown that pound coin back into the east lower at Highbury now.
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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
🤣 How did that go in! #AWFc
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