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Midwestern Likes: Beer | Chicago Sports | Taylor Swift Dislikes: maga #FDT

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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I drink on Thursday’s and have a small bladder sue me. I went to the bathroom nine times tonight. The dive I go to has three toilets and I went in each one thrice.
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Underrated tweet.
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
This and a new president
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
CUBS SWEEP🧹🧹🧹
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
The only thing me and the president have in common - we are both obsessed with Taylor Swift
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Ope. This lowers my grocery bill right?
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
CUBS!!!!!
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
NFL pausing, and “reimagining” its program to help foster diversity in coaching and front office positions. They say it will return in 2026, but just four months after Trump’s threat to companies that use DEI practices it seems like a calculated business decision.
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Qatar’s Beotch alright
President Trump climbing the stairs of “Qatar’s Beotch,” the plane given to the United States as a gift from Qatar. Trump is seen climbing the stairs with toilet paper stuck to his shoe.
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
A pope from Chicago. I’m hearing the Vatican has banned ketchup and replaced all holy water with malort.
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Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Republicans want me prosecuted—I’ll never back down. Subscribe for more: aaronparnas.substack.com/p/maga-is-ca...
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
So do I have to pay these student loans or nah
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Fuck Donald Trump and every single person that supports that piece of shit
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
NSA Waltz is the scapegoat for the signal chat debacle
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Cubs are 19-1 in Shota starts👀
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Didnt expect Jeff Bezos to be such a cuck to Trump
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Donald during his pregame Super Bowl interview: “I hate to do it but.. I watched this great quarterback who has a phenomenal wife. She’s a MAGA fan… she’s a great person. I guess you have to say that when a quarterback wins as much as he’s won, I’d have to go with Kansas City.”
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Cubs SWEEP Dodgers 🧹🧹
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Zapp [redacted]™️ @realzappbrannigan.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Any excuse to wave the W I will take
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Something special is brewing on the northside of Chicago. Cubs with another WILD come from behind win, it just feels different.
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
DFA Gage Workman tonight
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
They know they can lie and get away with it. Especially on the network in this video.
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Dementia Don
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
🚨WEAK PRESIDENT🚨 Donald Trump CAVES on tariff policy. I thought high tariffs were bringing back American jobs and cheap American products, why would he back track on that? did someone finally educate the buffoon in charge?
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
A third of the dodgers roster would be up for visa removal/deportation if they weren’t good at baseball
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
EXTEND KYLE TUCKER
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Absolutely incredible! Protesters are lining both sides of the street for blocks in the tiny little town of Geneva, Illinois! It's estimated that around 5000 people showed up for the Hands Off! protest. Let's go!!!!!
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Brutal WSJ cover
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Holy fuck the markets tanked today. I am so tired of winning so much
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Cubs win! 6-4. First place. Shota DOMINATED. Get used to it bitches
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Friday 1:20 Cubs @niseilounge.bsky.social first
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Those trying to understand the tariffs as economic policy are dangerously naive. No, the tariffs are a tool to collapse our democracy. A means to compel loyalty from every business that will need to petition Trump for relief. 1/ A 🧵 to explain his plan and how we fight back.
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Richard Branson @richardbranson.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Very sad to see this www.economist.com/graphic-deta...
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Schooled by Trump, Americans are learning to dislike their allies
Our polling shows that Americans’ and Europeans’ attitudes towards each other are changing quickly
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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
“I tried to buy the state of Wisconsin and all I got was this stupid cheesehead” -Elon, probably
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
CUBS WIN! Chance for the sweep tomorrow LFG
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Senator Booker 16 hours and going. Glad to see my senator, Tammy Duckworth, joining him and having quite an enlightening discussion
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
FYI:
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
CUBS WIN!! Offense EXPLODES for 18 runs tonight in the inaugural game at Sutter Health Park in Sacramento!! #FlyTheW
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
As if I needed another reason to hate this guy
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Hmmm. What car brand is least impacted by these tariffs? TESLA.
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
ELITE.
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
CUBS WIN. DANSBY FUCKING SWANSON LETS GOOO #FlyTheW
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armwire @armwire.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
CUBS WIN!
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