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argumentative, antithetical dreamgirl ✨ 28, 🇮🇹, multilingual. digital humanities student. i write on AO3! archiveofourown.org/users/armoredrob armoredrob.straw.page

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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
one thing about me is that I WILL write oisuga saying the meanest shit to each other as a form of affection (prompt anthology entry 12, archiveofourown.org/works/656699...)
«Obviously,» Koushi had said one evening as he got dressed, «when we move in together, we’ll make our relationship exclusive.»

«Why, was it ever open?» Tooru retorted, ready to see him get irritated.

Koushi rolled his eyes. «Give me a fucking break, the whole of Buenos Aires knows what your dick is like.»

«So says the little saint. If I ask any gay guy around here what your ass is like, they’ll give me a detailed report.»

«You might as well ask in Tokyo, and for a short while in Kobe. I’ve always been someone with a lot of love to give.» Was that true? It didn’t matter, the matter intrigued Oikawa so much that he pulled him back into bed.
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Guess who, but most importantly what is back! 10 more little stories, the first three posted. I think I have maybe 4 more spots opened (priority to those who have never prompted, if no one asks then I have only two) I am so happy. Hope you love it. archiveofourown.org/works/656699...
prompt anthology
armoredrob

VOLUME TWO
in the next few days, you will be reading ten more stories.
1. Hinarizaki (atsuhina), meeting during recess in between classes and there is only one cookie left in the bag they're sharing.
2. Oisuga maybe long-distance? How they switch from this to being in one place again permanently?
3. I don't know how to explain it but: when they find each other and one of them dies.
There's a lot of potential in Atsuhina but (walk with me), Osamu and Sakusa or Akaashi
4. ushioi mountain cabin
5. Ushioi memory loss
6. Osaaka happy angst with an happy ending
more to come!
welcome back to prompt anthology!
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy birthday Miya twins, I wish I finished the oneshot I have about Osamu quitting volleyball.
«Ya been getting tired much more easily since the start of the year, Osamu.» 
The first time it happened, Osamu simply said he wasn’t sleeping well. 
So, coach recommended some energy supplements and a balanced diet, which Osamu had been tempted to throw in the trash. 
Atsumu stepped forward and snatched it out of his hand. «Don’t throw it away. I’ll try it.»
A week later, when the coach asked how it was going, Atsumu lied and said that Osamu was following the diet with him. Osamu was overcome by a terrible sense of guilt: that diet wasn’t right for Atsumu. 
He only said it so Osamu wouldn’t have to lie.
There were still lingering tensions after the massive argument they had had when Osamu had mustered the courage to break the news that he was quitting volleyball after graduation. 
So, while Atsumu wasn’t exactly eager to talk to him, he still saved his face.
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
but!!! a poet made me pick a poem, saying the words I need will come to me. This is the poem and I think it kinda tracks “we write so the shadow becomes boundary, so the boundary becomes beginning, so that every muffled voice can find its scream in ours.”
Scriviamo perché l’ombra diventi confine,
perché il confine diventi inizio,
perché ogni voce soffocata 
trovi il suo grido nel nostro.

da “Dal Mare al Carcere”
di Frank Zimmermann e Vik Palmieri 


“we write so the shadow becomes boundary, so the boundary becomes beginning, so that every muffled voice can find its scream in ours.”
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Putting this picture of Atsumu in the dating profile so lesbians know what is going on
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love him so much
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is his first appearance in the manga and I was so shocked because bro never looks this innocent in his SLEEP
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
how things feel rn
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ah yes, Aran, Atsumu and Osamu (or the backpacks they had as kids OR THE BACKPACKS THEY GET FOR THEIR KIDS—)
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I am obsessed with how ROUND and cute everyone looks but oh my God, Asahi looks ADORABLE HELLOOOO HOW COULD THEY CALL YOU A TROUBLEMAKER YOU’RE A CUTIE AWWWW
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
there
HP AU!
I tried drawing in Witch Hat Atelier art style and spent like 3 hours just on the line art. How Shirahama managed to draw like this for 16 volumes is beyond me
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I am browsing my ig stories archive and, indeed, straight Rob looked s as evil as I remember also I do look my hottest when I am at my lowest omg they don’t do Rob like that anymore (thank fucking God)
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@familiarbear.bsky.social art over my bed so my dreams are guarded and atsuhina
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It suddenly hit me that Berghain by Rosalia is perfect for dog days, especially the oisuga dynamic
His fear is my fear
His rage is my rage
His love is my love
His blood is my blood

[Verse 2: ROSALÍA]
I know very well what I am
Tenderness for coffee
I'm just a sugar cube
I know that heat melts me
I know how to disappear
When you come, that's when I leave

[Chorus: Björk]
His fear is my fear
His rage is my rage
(This is divine intervention)
His love is my love
His blood is my blood
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Sob, goodbye Genshin Impact
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Happy Friday 🐻‍❄️ are you ready for things to get really, really weird? Here we are. I am so excited for this chapter. If there’s somewhere I think my writing really shines, it’s here. Enjoy! archiveofourown.org/works/837397...
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Today on Ojiro Aran’s closet (Kita has a matching one)
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
There, what Ushijima and Oikawa think about him + Sugawara thinking to himself that Shoyo married into a “crazy relationship”
«What a bore!» Satori commented. «As far as I’m concerned, you should enjoy all the money you’ve made so far. You’re rich, aren’t you? Have some fun!» he suggested, but Wakatoshi didn’t feel like going to parties without Satori or Tobio. He lacked the nerve to ask Hinata Shoyo, even though he’d been back in Japan for a while, it was just that… he was a little intimidated by Miya Atsumu, now that he wasn’t obligated to respect him as captain of the national team anymore.

Besides, he felt like Atsumu was being a bit territorial with Hinata. Truth be told, he found it rather cute, Wakatoshi liked it when one person in a couple was possessive.

(For the sake of his sanity, he ignored the existence of Miya Atsumu. It was unbearable that someone like him was simply there, with his serves, his pinpoint sets, and his shitty personality. It couldn't even be said that he had too big a personality to live in harmony with others. Miya acted like a jerk off the court, but he entered a state of absolute seriousness during the game, adapting perfectly to whoever he faced without losing an inch of his own uniqueness. Tooru hated him. He couldn't believe Shoyo had married him.)
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
atsuhina author armoredrob picks a restaurant for the vibes since her booking didn’t go through and all of a sudden it’s Inarizaki everywhere
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I mean for 37€ it’s kinda great already BUT
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Happy birthday Ushijima Wakatoshi, this panel genuinely got me through a lot of shit happening in my personal life this year and your existence as a character in general. I feel seen in ways I didn’t know I could be seen. Goat.
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
鹿と熊物語 - shika to kuma monogatari
armoredrob

Summary:

"Could he trust him? Not likely. He could have hurt him with those antlers. Not even the Duke’s keenest survival instincts, however, could overcome his desire to touch him.
So he reached out to caress his face, but the Lord of Deer swatted his hand away with a fan, using it to cover his face up to his nose. Wakatoshi could see only his eyes, sweeter but far more cunning than they had seemed to him in the woods a few days earlier."

 

A terrible wrong has been done to house Ushijima, Duke in the North. Revenge is sought in more way than one: violence, deceit, and a political marriage that the lord of Deer, Tooru Oikawa, did not really think through.

written for ushioi week 2026, prompts: period piece, royalty, newlyweds.
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Happy #UshioiWeek2026 🐻🦌 @ushioiweeks I am so excited l, it’s kinda the first time I have a cover for my story! Made by the incredible @obina_art, thank you so much ❤️ prompts: period piece, royalty, newlyweds. Mind the tags and enjoy ❤️ archiveofourown.org/works/902781...
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
prophetic shit I tell you
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Rob, 2024: of course I will watch Haikyuu to get to know you better baby Rob, 2026:
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
+++BREAKING+++ author armoredrob gets very emotional about the bsky atsuhina community in the end note of this. Puppy love atsuhina! They both have a crush on each other! Hinarizaki AU! Written for the @thelookoflovezine.bsky.social project. Enjoy! archiveofourown.org/works/89676386
looking after, looking out, looking at you by armoredrob
Fandoms:Haikyuu!!  
Teen And Up Audiences
No Archive Warnings Apply
M/M
Complete Work
01 Aug 2026
Tags
No Archive Warnings Apply

Hinata Shouyou/Miya AtsumuHinata Shouyou Miya Atsumu Inarizaki Volleyball Club Members Miya Osamu

Zine: The Look of Love - Atsuhina Zine Pre-Time Skip Inarizaki Hinata Shouyou Third Year Miya Atsumu Miya Atsumu is Bad at Feelings Pining Hinata Shouyou Mutual Pining Teen Crush Fluff Cute Ending

Summary
“Don’t worry, Atsumu-san, I’m focused. Besides, I already have a crush.”
“Who is it?”

Hinata Shoyo moves to Inarizaki for his second year of school. The school is tougher, the coach expects a lot from him, he misses Karasuno to the point of resentment. Thank goodness, captain Miya Atsumu is there to make it better.

 

Written for "The Look of Love - Atsuhina zine" project.
Beta-read by Meg

Language: English 
Words: 3,347 
Chapters: 1/1 
Hits: 0
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Happy Saturday! Do you remember when I told you this fic is heartbreaking, almost boring mundanity until it’s not? Well. It’s not. Happy reading 🐻‍❄️ archiveofourown.org/works/837397...
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
dog days 10 spoilers without context see you on Saturday
«You sound a little too smug for someone who barely has a high school diploma,» Koushi retorted. «He has a law degree, you know?»
«A law degree! Come on, what else, is he a gynecologist, too, by any chance?»
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
No nothing is just that I really liked the dress and I wanted to wear it tomorrow but it’s too big and I will have to return it and get a smaller size but it’s fine really
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
He also has this matching tshirt with Kita and the twins
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
please consider: Osamu, but most importantly ARAN in this
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The orange guy canonically agrees with you
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
BLUSHING!!!
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I am a woman of my words.
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I can’t believe I made it but I made it! Chapter 9 out now! Oikawa thinks he’s a diva, but he has been out-diva’ed by none other than Keiko Ushijima herself. What a queen really. Enjoy! 🐻‍❄️ (oh my god the polar bear emoji is hideous on ios) archiveofourown.org/works/837397...
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
how i am working because the MOVIE TEATHER decided a few buildings over to have a karaoke night
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
My boss just went “you are so productive, working and focused already” but here I am outlining dog days on company time (It is a writing warm-up for the company tho)
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
spoilers without context
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I can assure you chapter 9 of dog days exists and will be posted, the story will be finished at probably chapter 12-13
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Hello I took this pic as a reaction pic but came out so good I’m not sure of what to do with it, this camera is powerful
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I went in there thinking how hard can a hair wrap thing be only to sorely be defeated. It was a challenge but the hair turned out pretty.
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
If you ate street food in Naples chances are you ate what locals eat: pizza is a weekly meal for us, but also fried fish and fried pasta, pasta with anything, eggplant based dishes. In summer locals eat a hard bread with raw tomato called fresella. Lots of mozzarella, tomato and such
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Months ago, I bought this paper soap because I would never find the soap in the uni bathrooms. After I bought it, my complaint was listened to, so I never got to use it. The office where I go now has an automatic soap dispenser, so I won’t need it Feeling very Hinata with this toothbrush rn
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I dream of a future when I can post this picture on my main socials and not be afraid of anything. Until I earn that future you get it, look, I went to the pride parade (the alternative one in my city at that because fuck zionist arcigay people)
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Hello. This is new phone Rob. iPhone is DIFFICULT I SPENT FUCKING TWO HOURS SETTING EVERYTHING UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA It will take some time to adjust but it was a necessary change since these were the condtions my phone was in
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Happy.... Tuesday? I took a while and probably next chapter will take a while too, but in the meantime wow these characters have crazy chemistry in whichever combination you put them in. I love them. Enjoy 🐻‍❄️ archiveofourown.org/works/837397...
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
My beautiful deadly volcano that might kill me and everyone I know if it ever erupts again ♥️♥️♥️
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
The absolute conditions I was making these coffeees in
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I knew it, I knew you
I remembered I loved you
Came back when it mattered, I saw you
Standing there in the light of the window wearing that same smile
Man, it's been a while
But I knew it, I knew you
I knew it, I knew you
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patient zero armoredrob @armoredrob.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Dancing with our hands tied
I, I loved you in spite of 
deep fears that the world would divide us
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