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Armored Chocobo

@armoredchocobo.bsky.social
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Avian Archaeologist of the Kosugi Archaeological Academy. Official Tingle of 2020. Let’s Play videos and Livestreams www.youtube.com/@ArmoredChocoboLPs

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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 4h
Wasn’t there only 7 Flowers? youtu.be/bzAwAQyqNic?... #Deltarune #DeltaruneChapter5
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Mew-Mew Magic, TRANSFORM! | Let's Play Deltarune: Chapter 5 (Part 13)
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 5h
Man, 504 years into the future and the best they got is making folks into Robot Pokemon?
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 5h
You’ll be fine they’ll plop you in the machine that makes the healing noise
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 5h
Doesn’t Russia have problems fueling their OWN gas stations, much less have enough to export?
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 6h
I imagine most criminals haven’t signed up for the justice system existing
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 8h
Blink twice if you need rescue
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 8h
Besides the White House is already partially destroyed Be dumb to waste missiles on it
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 8h
So it’s clear that he’s definitely not talking about gas prices
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 9h
Well I can imagine at least a few states are gonna regret defunding FEMA..
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 9h
Only criminals think they don't need a court.
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 10h
Didn't he try that back in the first term?
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 12h
So then F cuz his demigod kid couldn’t handle a crucifixion for less than a day. Weaksauce God genes no wonder he’s portrayed White
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Twitch Link: www.twitch.tv/armoredchocobo
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Evil Dies Tonight | Streaming eternal darkness: sanity's requiem.
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can't kill which can forever lie, but we can shoot it with a shotgun a whole bunch. youtube.com/live/q2tbMtT.... #EternalDarkness
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Evil Dies Tonight | Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem (Part 6)
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Rain @rainnero.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Going live with Barony! Fisting our way through the dungeon... one Mimic at a time. www.twitch.tv/RainNero
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Flex Day! Barony! (10/8) | Streaming barony.
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Elon would most definitely tamper with an invention and use it to kill a dog
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He’s not wrong
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah if that’s the case the boxer shorts haven’t done their job correctly
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good to know only the most insufferable of Chuds will be dying
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh so it was entirely avoidable for several reasons Like wearing underpants
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He says 3 Day workweeks but he didn’t say their pay will remain the same
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What kind of situation you have to be in to have your penis do a complete wardrobe malfunction
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Stomping the Master Ball till it bursts and deflates and saying “You’re gonna need more powerful balls”
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah no, the folks replacing American workers with cheaper foreigners are the Capitalists.
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ARTIFICIAL Intelligence
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What happened to that $400 million war chest they got
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Weird schedule this time around, since I have only one day off this week. I also want to go to a Halloween event on Friday the week after, so just one stream then, too: Endacopia! Then the week after that is Harfest!
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She couldn’t speak cuz her universal translator didn’t come in yet
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh my someone finally found their balls
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Like how NYC would have been ruined if Mamdani was elected, right?
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Giving “Booty Blast” a whole new meaning
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wonder how much more he needs to do before he screws the pooch
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I remember when Toby posted memes like “Friend inside me” and the Community is like “OMG WHO IS FRIEMD HES GONNA BE SUPER IMPORTANT IN CHAPTER 69 IS IT GASTER!?”
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He's probably like "Oh that's cute my child so does love their dragons" ...unless he PLAYED it.
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah they haven't done one within the last month as far as I have seen, but they most certainly have done LEGO AI slop mocking Trump over Hormuz
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
10/7 is Israel's 9/11. As in it's a consequence for constantly fucking around, and then using the finding out to justify even more violence.
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No they most certainly did not.
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just like the MAGA with regrets, he tolerated EVERYTHING that happened over the past decade till it landed in his backyard… Ok.
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Question: What do you turn the starvation due to overpopulation into?
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Of course they’ll take your extended hand Easier to pull you in close to stab you in the back.
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gay Furry Porn has a home on Voyager 1
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He would say “Hello” and walk away Like me on low power mode
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That’s not Weed, that’s my Sprigatito’s Catnip!
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I heard “Callison Mahpipi” and now I can’t stop repeating it
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Unless Itoi’s running it, any Mother remake of that caliber would be a disaster Just like every other Motherlike that announced, crashed and burned except for Mother Encore.
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“I just did what all the cool kids were doing”
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Stop, stop, I’m already Rigid
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I empathize with the Martians now.
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You know where this is from? He wants Bush Jr.s approval rating. Guess what happened during Bush Jr.’s term.
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Armored Chocobo @armoredchocobo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Never seen a bigger group that’s more after indoctrination of kids than the Right Wing
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