ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Tim Curry & Dolly Parton, living next to each other in the afterlife… 1100
ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Fun Fact… The Odyssey has made more money than DOGE saved.static.klipy.comElon Musk StareALT: Elon Musk Stare 082
ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Pete Hegseth showing our troops how to properly handle a rifle. 071
ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 16/07/2026The DoD has announced the first three recipients of the new military testosterone shot… 052
ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 13/07/2026What a shame, Lyndsey was about to launch his new collection of butt plugs and suppositories. 😢 040
ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I call first dibs on Lyndsey Graham’s tea cozy collection. 261
ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026When you plan a big party for the passing of Mitch McConnell and then Lyndsey dies and you don’t have enough confetti and balloons to celebrate both being 86’d. 0113
ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026In honor of Lindsey Graham’s passing, Grindr is lowering all their flags to half-mast. 0174
ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026When did Nicki Minaj start bleaching her skin? 🤔 150
ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I must admit, MAGA is correct. The left is controlling the weather. I’m using my Casio calculator watch to create hail at Mt Rushmore, blistering heat in DC & humid temps in Kentucky, causing Mitch McConnell’s dead corpse to bloat and smell. 230
ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026“OK, guys, one more thing. Hey, this summer when you're being inundated with all this bi-centennial, fourth of July, broo-ha-ha just remember what you're celebrating. That's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning aristocratic white males didn’t want to pay their taxes."static.klipy.comDazed and Confused: Slater's Hallway DanceALT: Dazed and Confused: Slater's Hallway Dance 192
ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 27/06/2026America… Come for the racism, sexism and sheer lack of empathy… Stay for the ranch dressing. 160
ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Texas school girls sure are going to learn a lot from their forced Bible studies in Texas… 040
ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Donald Trump Drops Out Of Great American State Fair Due To Event's Political Nature 020
ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I wonder if the students in Texas will learn this passage? 🤔 110
ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Congrats to Tulsi Gabbard on her retirement. 0111
ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Looks like they casted Big Boy Caprice for the Dick Tracy movie reboot. 010