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ArmenianAbs aka Mark

@armenianabs.bsky.social
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Sarcasm and hilarity, just ahead. Just enjoying the rollercoaster ride. Liberal AF. My dream is to become the next Weird Al Yankovic. I look like a shorter, sexier version of Rasputin.

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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Tim Curry & Dolly Parton, living next to each other in the afterlife…
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Fun Fact… The Odyssey has made more money than DOGE saved.
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Elon Musk Stare
ALT: Elon Musk Stare
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Pete Hegseth showing our troops how to properly handle a rifle.
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The DoD has announced the first three recipients of the new military testosterone shot…
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
What a shame, Lyndsey was about to launch his new collection of butt plugs and suppositories. 😢
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I call first dibs on Lyndsey Graham’s tea cozy collection.
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
When you plan a big party for the passing of Mitch McConnell and then Lyndsey dies and you don’t have enough confetti and balloons to celebrate both being 86’d.
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
In honor of Lindsey Graham’s passing, Grindr is lowering all their flags to half-mast.
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
When did Nicki Minaj start bleaching her skin? 🤔
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I must admit, MAGA is correct. The left is controlling the weather. I’m using my Casio calculator watch to create hail at Mt Rushmore, blistering heat in DC & humid temps in Kentucky, causing Mitch McConnell’s dead corpse to bloat and smell.
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Grindr is down in DC. Wonder why?
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Hail Shitler?
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
“OK, guys, one more thing. Hey, this summer when you're being inundated with all this bi-centennial, fourth of July, broo-ha-ha just remember what you're celebrating. That's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning aristocratic white males didn’t want to pay their taxes."
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Dazed and Confused: Slater's Hallway Dance
ALT: Dazed and Confused: Slater's Hallway Dance
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
America… Come for the racism, sexism and sheer lack of empathy… Stay for the ranch dressing.
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Texas school girls sure are going to learn a lot from their forced Bible studies in Texas…
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Donald Trump Drops Out Of Great American State Fair Due To Event's Political Nature
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I wonder if the students in Texas will learn this passage? 🤔
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Congrats to Tulsi Gabbard on her retirement.
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Looks like they casted Big Boy Caprice for the Dick Tracy movie reboot.
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