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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If the awful September jobs report qualifies as your “final straw” you have an astonishing capacity for toting straw. #JobsReport

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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Caitlin Clark, waking up on the bench of the Atlanta Hawks.

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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The only thing you have to say, to get my vote is: “If you vote for me, Jack Smith will be the Attorney General of the United States.”

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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

People tell me to “listen to my body,” but this bitch is getting a bit mouthy.

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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The AfD in Germany is trying to remove the Stumbling Stones that commemorate murder Jews. Guess who supports them? The CDU (Christian Democratic Union).

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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Future republicans are going to hate these republicans for crashing their gravy train.

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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Now that the media doesn’t have to cover Diaper Don, there’s more resources available to ask about THE FUCKING EPSTEIN FILES. #EpsteinFiles

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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Sunset is south of the point. Fall is coming.

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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

There should be a separate set of flights for people who like to talk on 6:05 am flights. #AndASpecialPlaceInHell

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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I’m old enough to remember when republicans used to rail against people who didn’t work and just collected a government check. #Fetterman

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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Will AI robots also have 2nd Amendment rights? I think that’s what’s called a “tipping point.”

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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Anthropic researcher says there’s currently a 10% chance AI wipes out mankind. Honestly, right now, I’d be okay with this. I only have two requests: 1. Please make it quick. 2. Start with this cunt.

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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

When you consider the era in which Gloria Steinem fought for equality, you appreciate and admire her even more. I mean this with the utmost respect; she was a Broad.

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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I’m going to go out on a limb and say voters in South Carolina disproportionately complain about things not getting done in Washington. #DarlineGraham

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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

My thumb is cramping from liking all these Dolly tributes.

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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

7 months in and no one in NYC has been arrested under Sharia law. Either the right has been fear mongering or Muslims are losing their “edge.” #NYC

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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I wonder if Mitch McConnell will make a statement about Kentucky bourbon being persona non grata in Canada? #MitchMcConnell

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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Let me be the first to state: I’m HAPPY American ranchers are struggling and will be hurt further by the new beef deal. This is what you voted for, cowboy. #Beef #SlimPickensAsDoubleEntendre

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No Im Not Trump Weird Horse - Peter Sellers

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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

It’s “leg” day. Follow me for more workout tips. #Bros4Toes

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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Live feed of the MAGA media explaining why Trump is playing 9-D chess with Korea…..

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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Nothing says “Nobel Peace Prize” like threatening to bomb the shit out of an ally who is trying to negotiate a peace agreement. #Oman

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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Is there a band from the 60’s under appreciated more than the Spencer Davis Group? You might know one of their members, but I bet most couldn’t name a song of theirs. #GimmeSomeLovin

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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Life hack: try to live in a way that everyone is not out to kill you. The end.

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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I just finished a spirited argument with a MAGA. Can someone contact Guinness Book of world records and confirm the record for most times “Yes you did” was repeated consecutively?

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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Me, ordering a salad, these days….

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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

If you’re looking for someone to hate as much as trump, cast your attention towards Paul Weyrich. These are the puppet masters that guide idiot politicians. What a loathsome piece of shit this guy was. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_We...

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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Instead of segregating autistic folks onto a separate spectrum, maybe we should admit that we’re all on the same “spectrum.”

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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Imagine being such an asshole that your neighbor’s property is on fire and you want them punished for it… #WhatAFuckingAsshole

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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Someday, everyone will appreciate the importance of Jon Stewart during these times. You can argue that Kimmel and Colbert belong in that pantheon, but Stewart is the anchor of sanity in this whitewater, class 4 rapid, expedition.

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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I didn’t watch the speech, but here’s what I gather from those that did: This guy is full of more shit than a Christmas Turkey.

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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Old McDonald had a (Bot) Farm… Yeeesh.

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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

What are the polymarkets saying about how far into his speech, trump falls asleep?

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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Great! Now #HarryKane will have more time to golf with trump. #WorldCup

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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

PSA: if you’re uncomfortable speaking ill of the dead, please DM me your evil thoughts and I’ll share them. Signed, Guy with the world’s highest comfort level.

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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Since republicans consider a zygote to be a human being, being conceived in the U.S. makes you a U. S. Citizen under the 14th Amendment. Right? #Citizenship

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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Why am I suddenly being followed by a slew of massage therapists, and how do they know my back is stiff?

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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Today is one of those days when I wish I believed in hell.

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