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armadillomage.bsky.social

@armadillomage.bsky.social
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armadillomage.bsky.social @armadillomage.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The side art has plenty nsfw to hold us over.
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armadillomage.bsky.social @armadillomage.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I believe that a person can only experience heartbreak so many times before they eventually die. Evil people don't experience heartbreak, and so the trials of life that wear away at normal people and fill them with grief and guilt don't wear down the wicked.
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armadillomage.bsky.social @armadillomage.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"My lord, you appear to me as a warrior in his prime."
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armadillomage.bsky.social @armadillomage.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Oh my how devious.
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armadillomage.bsky.social @armadillomage.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It would be great as a slice-of-life mockumentary that follows the typical week of a park ranger. Slowly becomes more horrific as it goes, but never into outright horror. The ranger survives unharmed, but some guests don't. C'est la vie.
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armadillomage.bsky.social @armadillomage.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Go on...
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armadillomage.bsky.social @armadillomage.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The British government seems to be about as sleezy as ours.
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armadillomage.bsky.social @armadillomage.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Just be careful around those statues at night.
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armadillomage.bsky.social @armadillomage.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I came to the conclusion a long time ago that there's a chunk of the population that have no interests other than picking fights for drama. They like the chaos and the rush of being rude.
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armadillomage.bsky.social @armadillomage.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
My void does not bother to sneak. She's as stealthy as a Harley with a broken muffler. One the upside, you know she's going to attack. On the downside, she takes a long time to get around to it, so you have to live with the knowledge that violence will eventually come, but never know exactly when.
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armadillomage.bsky.social @armadillomage.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
You may have to keep a Twitter placeholder account just to shut down the frauds trying to impersonate you.
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armadillomage.bsky.social @armadillomage.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Remove even one of them from the board of Life, and the other two will fall shortly after. It's pretty much a three-for-one deal. Who could say no to that?
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armadillomage.bsky.social @armadillomage.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
He's getting better, I hear.
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armadillomage.bsky.social @armadillomage.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I'd like to see each of them handed over to the people they have harmed. Give Netanyahu to the Palestinians, and Putin to the Ukrainians, and look the other way for a few hours.
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armadillomage.bsky.social @armadillomage.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
If he were a real Tarantino fan, he'd let you pinch him to death between your toes, then come up with excuses to do thirty more takes.
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armadillomage.bsky.social @armadillomage.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I'm so glad I'm not the only person who thought of Mr Poopybutthole. lol
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armadillomage.bsky.social @armadillomage.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Well, this is the best thing ever.
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armadillomage.bsky.social @armadillomage.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I actually got to live the millennial dream of a logging truck with an unsecured load, and it sent a seven foot steel spike through my windshield. The truck never stopped ans I had to pull over to dig glass out of my eyeballs.
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armadillomage.bsky.social @armadillomage.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I saw it the other night when I heard it was being pulled. It took me a bit to adjust to seeing hand-drawn animation on a big screen. It was surreal.
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armadillomage.bsky.social @armadillomage.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Never before has such a repugnant fuck roamed the land.
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armadillomage.bsky.social @armadillomage.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
These companies never cared about anything. If someone resurrected literal Hitler, and he won an election, these tech companies would be adding little toothbrush mustaches to their logos as a show of solidarity.
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armadillomage.bsky.social @armadillomage.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I have an abandoned project of similar subject matter that I'm looking for test readers for now that I'm starting it up again. Set in 2016 Mississippi, though. Not the Middle Ages.
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armadillomage.bsky.social @armadillomage.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
As a kid in Christian school I asked in Bible class why modern Christians don't do charity like Jesus says. I was then told that charity was needed in Rome, because they were so cruel, but U.S. capitalism is fair, and anyone can succeed if they work hard enough, so the poor deserve it.
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armadillomage.bsky.social @armadillomage.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Hmmm, how is control divided up between the heads?
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armadillomage.bsky.social @armadillomage.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Post it all! I'm obsessed with the tome imps!
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armadillomage.bsky.social @armadillomage.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I need more Seasick. I love her.
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armadillomage.bsky.social @armadillomage.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
I can't blame you at all. I keep an account on Twitter, but I don't post on it. The bluechecks invade every tweet with the most braindead responses. I think less than half of them are even human beings. The rest are an even split between bots and devils.
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armadillomage.bsky.social @armadillomage.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
I have a black cat with the same issue. He's also the friendliest cat I've ever owned. Just a big, snotty teddy bear.
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armadillomage.bsky.social @armadillomage.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
How do you check what # user you are?
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