iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Took a few days, but my first celebration of #JockTober with the added bonus of a plug! #gaypup #ftmpup #buttplug

Nothing really prepares you for a partner who is enthusiastic about using a vibrator to help get you off after years of one who saw it as competition #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Every now and then this pup ventures into nature #gaypup #ftmpup #wiscopup #walkies

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It’s that half of the year again when the WI drag scene becomes extra insufferable 🙄 #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Two things I’m proud of tonight: 1) my watch sent a “loud noise” warning during my hookup 2) took my jock off in the bar without my hookup noticing until I put it in his pocket to end his Midwest goodbye #gaypup #ftmpup

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Friend: cafe that is allergen friendly for nanny kid just added a specific item Me: *internally* sooo? Is that one of his allergies? Are you expecting me to remember the allergens for your nanny kid that I will never meet??? #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

If you’re hosting a show at a venue you hold a title at, use a promo that includes that title! Or at the very least, not a promo with a different title for fucks sake #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

[insert clever caption about sucking my dick here] #gaymerpup #ftmpup #gaypup #gaymer

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

There’s a reason this puppy has a frisky style hood 😉 #gaypup #ftmpup #soloplay

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Happy to be moving onto the new version, but goddamn this wait is gonna be killer 😭😂😄 #NewMe #MrS #ftmpup #gaypup

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Leave it to me to find the one vending machine on campus that hasn’t increased the white monster cost yet #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

This pup can’t stop wagging his tail about getting gifted his first piece of leather! So lucky to have an awesome pup help me out and dress me up!! 🐶🥰 #leather #harness #pup #gaypup #ftmpup #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

“It’s drag babes…the entire art form is drama baby!” It is meant to be DRAMATIC, not everybody and their cousin stirring the pot every other day 🙄 #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I’m not ok right now, but that’s ok because I know I will be again. Just got an unshakable funk, and feel like work kicked me while I was down. #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

It’s hard running into an unexpected valley in the healing mountain range. #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Severe shortage of cuddles here

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

*posts promo holding 3 sashes, 2 for the current pageant season* “Stop calling me a title chaser!!! 😢😢” *announces being a contestant for yet another pageant in a month* #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I HATE that excel is both one of my favorite softwares and a verb 👨🏻‍💻📊 #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

It would have been really awesome to see the local entertainment boycott the Pride event that directly attacked a longer running “competing” event, but these kids don’t care #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I am SICK of your bitching about every little thing with your job. You cannot control everything in the house as the nanny, and the renovation workers are literally just doing their job, you’re not their boss or the one who hired them. #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

It should be illegal to make pups work, but gotta buy treats somehow #workingdog #gaypup #ftmpup

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Having to debug code really is spending an hour going over every single character and variable just to realize your code is correct, you were wrong about the expected outcome #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

It is 2026, why can’t I mark multiple locations as my home store when looking online for things! #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Stop👏🏻using👏🏻pictures👏🏻with👏🏻your👏🏻sash👏🏻backwards👏🏻for👏🏻promos👏🏻 #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

You have over 20 years of office work experience, you should know the difference between procedure documentation and personal notes/guides. 🙄 #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

When you see my face, hope it gives you hell, gives you hell #gaypup #ftmpup #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

There are 6 of us in this teams meeting, why are 5 of you trying to talk at the same time 😖 #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

A relationship can be unhealthy for someone, even if their partner isn’t a bad person or toxic. But not in my case, you were shit. #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

My Google search history so far today (7am CST): - “okapi” - “rainforest vs jungle” - “egg laying mammals” - “how many species of echidnas are there” - “platypus biofluorescence” #ADHD #specialinterest #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

I get angry all over again every time I recognize another sign you were ready for or didn’t want a partnership. #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

The peace found in their absence doesn’t speak volumes, it screams #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

You should probably stop obviously doing work while conducting an interview….and mute your notifications 👀👀👀 #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

In every gay relationship, there is one who is insufferable and only put up with because the other is genuinely good #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Call me crazy, but I enjoy when my skin feels chilly. I love being bundled up like a burrito 🥶🌯 #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

What’s on my mind? Medical offices rarely have windows for patient privacy, but most modern dentists design their offices for windows during treatment despite following the same privacy regulations. #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

7 straight hours of my body being in fight or flight because the office is 70+ degrees and 60%+ humidity is not it 😞😓 #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Stop jumping into chats with a million questions without first looking at which chat it is or reading the messages earlier leading up to it 🤬🤬 #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Some folks: *vaguebooking and storing the pot* Others: stop making so much drama 😭😭 Me: *living for watching it all unfold, and the hypocrisy* #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

A side of nausea is a fun new addition to my morning anxiety 😅🙃 #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

I’m going out with new-ish work friends tonight…I hope it goes well and they like non work Arlo 🥺 #gaypup #ftmpup #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Can somebody explain to me the rise of popularity in choker length pearl necklaces?? I’ve tried searching, but nothing has said why so many queer men are wearing them #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

What’s the point of not to subtlety dropping your handle if your posts are private 😒 #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, those born with the ability to stand to pee have disgusting bathroom habits. I do not want to sit on a toilet that has dried piss splatter on it because you’re too lazy to lift the seat or clean up after yourself #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

It’s official, A’s for my first grad school classes! #goodboy #gradachool #gaypup #ftmpup #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Not a promo with three sashes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #ArloRambles

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Arlo @arlojax011.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

GET A NEW FUCKING JOB ALREADY. IM TIRED OF GETTING A TEXT ABOUT EVERY IRRITATION THAT HAPPENS EVERY DAMN DAY #ArloRambles

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