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Arlene Matthews(Arlo)

@arlenewrites.bsky.social
65 followers 134 following 127 posts

Writer, improviser, stand-up comedian, science Mom living in Sunny San Diego

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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@chrislhayes.bsky.social there are currently 136,000 active military personnel stationed in San Diego County. I guess Trump wants to blow them up! You might want to mention this. Love you, Chris.
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There are 136,000 active military personnel currently stationed in San Diego. I guess Trump wants to blow them up.
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A weirdo, a beardo, and a fattie
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No amount of testosterone can compensate for his micro dick
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What if your Commander in Chief is a fattie…?
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Details, schmetails
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tech billionaires only worried now coz AI got out of control too soon. Elon not on Mars yet and Zuck not finished w his bunker
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Or as he calls it Yose-MITE
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Lake Apple sounds good to me
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I call it Lake Apple
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Or when ICE shot them
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Tell us
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Why meet w Jared. He is just some guy not even a security clearance
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
One on one election thievery seminar
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If a corn dog were cicumcised
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
AI.
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Stephen Colbert for Senate
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
His contempt for Americans is unmatched. HE is the one who wants “Death to America”
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I think simply because it is tangible
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
As a former swimming pool Owner I can tell you this kinda algae is a bitch. Good luck 🙄
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Yadda yadda yadda
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Whatever “form it takes” the Trumps will get the lion ‘s share
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I stand with flamingos 🦩🦩🦩
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Were there Amazon packages on it? My lip gloss might be late.
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
CostPlus is the beat. Much cheaper than my “insurance”
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Ebola victims are Africans. Of course we wanna lock ‘em up
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Who knew it had a “B”🙄
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Yeehah! Im gonna build me a CE-ment pond!
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Will a Supreme Court consider this grift “an official act”?
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Just another day
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
JD is a little blip
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Bad rap lyric
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Time to cancel those Disney+ subscriptions again
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Ar least the NYTimes reports Lauren Sanchez is happy
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
He”s hilarious. Can’t wait for hid next open mic
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
The second amendment meant muskets but they don’t seem to care about that
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
What could possibly go wrong?🤔
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Is someone gonna be checking genitalia when we enter bathrooms?
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
A waste of Stephen Colbert
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
They will be surprised to see it disenfranchises more Republicans than Dems I bet
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
The Buddha would politely disagree
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
The ultimate campaign ad for Dems. Thx🙏🏻😃
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Goodie
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Thanks again , Oprah
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Exactly
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Be prepared to cancel Netflix. Sorry, Bridgerton
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
If they fire Rice we should cancel subscriptions It worked with Kimmel
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Boycott banks that comply. Lets have a bank run 💸💸
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
What is the point of longevity if you live your whole life as a dick?
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Arlene Matthews(Arlo) @arlenewrites.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Have the Greenlanders seen Titanic?
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