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Ariel Fisher

@arielfisher.com
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Freelance writer for hire Formerly news editor at /Film, editor of Shudder's The Bite, and managing editor at FANGORIA mag. Bylines Nerdist, Rue Morgue, CBC Comedy, et al 👾 arielfisher.com 📨 ariel.fisher.08@gmail.com

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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 01/10/2026
Got a new friend in the mail from Tubi. Their name is apparently Evanla, and I'm pretty sure we're cursed now. 🖤 Go to sendclown.com to send random, cursed clowns to someone you love/hate. Don't worry, they'll never know you sent it — it's anonymous. 🤡
A black package wrapped in pink duct tape. It reads Do not open until Oct 1.A clown doll with porcelain face and hands lies next to an orange envelope with the name Ariel on it. The note reads Hello! My name is Evanla. The little white house will look ordinary from the road. A clown doll with porcelain face and hands lies on a green cushion holding a hard that reads sendclown.com.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 17/09/2026
It's been almost a month, and Dante is back to his usual weirdo self ❤️ his electrolyte levels normalized now that he's on the correct treatment, and the pain in his sides is gone. We made it to Muskoka with my mom, and Dante basked and sniffed and pranced. The Fluffy One is back ❤️
A Swedish vallhund basks in the morning sun with a lake in the background.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 05/09/2026
Post you from a different era. May I present my Sun-In era. It ... wasn't great. My Abuelita has the ubiquitous worried, vice-like grip on my cousin's arm.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 19/08/2026
ACTH scheduled for tomorrow morning. The vet is doing what they can to lower the cost of the visit by making it a tech appointment, but the test itself is still almost $500. Meanwhile, Dante's eating and drinking regularly. He's become very protective of us, which caught me off guard. Sweet guy ❤️
A Swedish vallhund sits with paws outstretched, his fur shaved across both upper arms, and his tongue curled in his mouth.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 18/08/2026
He's getting stronger! 😭 Because of the electrolyte deficiency that comes with/causes Addison's (not sure which, I'm tired, forgive me), he's been incredibly weak and has barely been able to stand. We just took him out to pee and he wanted to walk further. We sobbed in each other's arms.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 18/08/2026
We're in for another 24 hours here at the ER. He's doing better overall, but his progress is inconsistent, and the cost is becoming prohibitive. He did, however, eat his first meal in almost 4 days about an hour ago! He's out of the woods, and that's the most important part.
A Swedish vallhund looks at the camera with his tongue sticking out. He has a neon green bandage on his left arm holding an IV in place and lies on a black dog bed.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 17/08/2026
We've been at the emergency vet with Dante for almost 10 hours. After a week or so of ill health, barely eating, and struggling to stand and walk, we finally have a diagnosis: Addison's disease. Thankfully, it's a very treatable condition, and we caught it before he went into shock.
A Swedish vallhund rests on a black dog bed with an IV coming out of his left arm.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 30/06/2026
MOTHRA HAS ARRIVED!!!
A monarch chrysalis getting ready to open. The orange wings with black lines and white spots are clear through the chrysalis. A monarch butterfly freshly out of its chrysalis, its wings slowly unfurling. A monarch butterfly with larger wings.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 16/06/2026
Then this happened 🫠
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 16/06/2026
Take one minute and watch this monarch caterpillar have a snack. I've named them Mothra. 🦋
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 05/06/2026
Breakfast from my balcony garden and my neighbor's plot. Tossed in a boiled egg because protein, but everything else was as locally grown as you can get.
Fresh arugula, lettuce, and radishes in a container garden.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 24/01/2026
They are lying. They're also removing evidence and tampering with the scene while taking witnesses into federal custody.
A man in a brown jacket and pants and a black baseball hat with sunglasses and a beard is approached by a federal ICE officer while filming in Minneapolis, Minnesota, on January 24, 2026.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 22/01/2026
These big beautiful shit bags were a birthday present from a friend. They're perfect and I love them.
A box of shit bags from smolotov. The side of a box reads: Shit bags are made with PBAT + PLA + corn starch. Resistant to water, dictators, fascists, tech bros, and oligarchs.The side of a box reads: This package is made of recycled materials. EZ tear system. Universal design. Fights fascism. www.smolotov.comSide of box reads: Dear pawed proletariat, using these bags will make you feel better in this, the darkest timeline. However, the real solution lies not in the act of collective consumerism, but in the revolutionary transformation of society itself, where waste is not merely managed but eliminated, where production serves the needs of the many, not the profits of the few.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 08/01/2026
Have joy. Dante got a new toy the other day that's almost as big as him. He loves it. Not sure I've ever seen him quite so excited about a toy. So many happy sniffs 🥹❤️
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 10/12/2025
🎶 Memories ... light the corners of my mind... 🎶
A headline reads Stylish but Illegal Monkey Found Roaming Toronto IKEA. Below is an image of a monkey in a shearling-lined coat.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 10/11/2025
The Last Calendula (2025)
A light orange flower with green leaves in a small round vase of water. There is a cat in the background.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 15/06/2025
Art™.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 06/05/2025
Yup.
Kurt Russell stands center frame against a white background pointing directly at the viewer like Uncle Sam war recruitment posters. Beneath him in all capital letters it reads NOBODY TRUSTS ANYBODY AND WE'RE ALL VERY TIRED.

Print art from Readful Things.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 05/03/2025
Good morning, here's a Dante for to have joy. ❤️
A Swedish vallhund named Dante lies sprawled out on his human's stomach, staring through the camera directly at her. His paws are outstretched like Superman.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 04/03/2025
Drew stress yesterday while Jon was getting his Spravato treatment.
A close-up sketch of a stressed person's face, eyes shut, brow furrowed.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 07/02/2025
Only took 5 years. Everything fucking hurts.
Two different covid tests, both positive.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 26/01/2025
From Italy, with defiance. (Jon found this on Reddit yesterday, and the post has since been deleted. I do not remember the name of the artist.)
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 21/01/2025
The ADL is deep in Musk's pocket, if that wasn't clear already. And the New Regime has successfully co-opted the language.
A screenshot of a Tweet from the official account for the Anti-defamation League (ADL) that reads as follows: "Congratulations to @POTUS @realDonaldTrump and @VP @JDVance on their inauguration today. As Rabbi @AriBermanYU said, we must confront rising antisemitism on college and university campuses, push for the release of all hostages in Gaza and work toward peace in the Middle East." A screenshot of a Tweet from the official account for the Anti-defamation League (ADL) that reads as follows: "This is a delicate moment. It's a new day and yet so many are on edge. Our politics are inflamed and social media only adds to the anxiety. It seems that @elonmusk made an awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm, not a Nazi salute, but again, we appreciate that people are on edge. In this moment, all sides should give one another a bit of grace, perhaps even the benefit of the doubt, and take a breath. This is a new beginning. Let's hope for healing and work toward unity in the months and years ahead."
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 05/12/2024
😏 I'll take it.
My 2024 Music Evolution lists July as Indie Sleaze Permanent Wave Alternative Rock, listening to artists like Eels, The Killers, and Weezer. My 2024 Music Evolution lists August as Pink Pilates Princess Roller Skating Pop, listening to artists like Chappelle Roan, Charlie xcx, and Sabrina Carpenter. My 2024 Music Evolution lists September as Van Life Ice Skating French Pop, listening to artists like Jain, Stromae, and Angèle.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 05/12/2024
I contain multitudes(?).
A breakdown of my Spotify Wrapped for 2024. Top 5 artists listed in order are Manu Chao, Chappelle Roan, Stromae, The Beatles, and Iron & Wine. Top 5 songs listed in order are Feel It Still, A-Punk, Red Wine Supernova, HOT TO GO!, and Alright. Total minutes listened for the year is 42,012.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 05/12/2024
It's snowing, I'm in a penguin onesie (because it's what I have), and the fire's warm. A fire outside will always make me feel at home, even when everything feels impossible.
An outdoor fire, boots resting on the left side of the fire pit.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 26/11/2024
Trix has been extra cuddly lately, actively seeking out physical touch. It's amazing 🥹❤️
A woman (Ariel Fisher) in a black hoodie and glasses, lying down on a couch with her cat, a white, ragdoll-looking domestic shorthair, lying down on her stomach in the loaf position.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 22/11/2024
Post you from a different era: [whispers] I'm the one in the middle. Thankfully, she and I have been reconnecting lately. Turns out I should be nicer to her. This is the future the liberals want.
A hand holding a family photo of a mother holding her daughter. Her slightly older son is standing in front of her. They're all smiling.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 15/11/2024
Out Of The Past (1947) Dir. Jacques Tourneur
The original theatrical poster for the 1947 film Out Of The Past. Text in the upper left corner lists the stars of the film, Robert Mitchum and Jane Greer, both of whom are portrayed in a heavily stylized rendering. In the center is the title of the film followed by the names Kirk Douglas, Rhonda Fleming, Richard Webb, Steve Brodie, and Virginia Huston. The bottom of the poster contains a round red stamp declaring that this film is NOT SUITABLE FOR GENERAL EXHIBITION.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 15/11/2024
Martyrs ("Favorite" is doing a lot of heavy lifting on this one. Nothing about it is pleasant.)
A woman (Mylène Jampanoï) running away from something unseen, looking behind her.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 15/11/2024
Jaws (1975) Dir. Steven Spielberg
Robert Shaw and Richard Dreyfuss during Quint's monologue in Jaws.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 15/11/2024
The Age of Innocence (1993) Dir. Martin Scorsese
A crowd of men walking down the street, pushing against the wind and holding their hats to their heads.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 15/11/2024
Get to know my favorite movies: for every like, I will post one movie I love.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 11/11/2024
Developing new habits can be hard, but alt text is something we should all be doing. I have it set up so that I cannot post without adding alt text, because I know I'll forget otherwise. This is an easy way to ensure someone else's needs are met every time I post. 10/10 recommend.
A screenshot of the Bluesky basics settings menu, starting with accessibility. Bluesky accessibility settings menu, subheading Alt text. The option to require alt text before posting is switched on.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 05/11/2024
So, this is actually kind of perfect for a very specific reason. When I was growing up, my parents played Cloud Nine a lot, and this song made it onto a couple of my dad's mixtapes we would listen to on long drives. It was one of my favorite songs for a long time. I'd sing it whenever it played.
Album cover for George Harrison's single, titled got my mind set on you.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 01/11/2024
Michigan's "I voted" stickers are incredible. Jon got to take two.
Michigan "I voted" stickers designed by local kids.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 11/10/2024
Helluva view tonight.
The Northern Lights over Michigan.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 29/09/2024
Not sure why, not sure how, but my Twitter account's back minus all follower and following accounts. Kaput. This almost pisses me off more than the account just being inexplicably flagged and suspended.
Screenshot of Ariel Fisher's Twitter bio, 0 following and 0 followers listed.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 31/08/2024
Huh ... Well then. 🤷‍♀️
Screenshot of Twitter, caption reads "Your account is suspended. After careful review, we determined your account broke the X Rules. Your account is permanently in read-only mode, which means you can’t post, Repost, or Like content. You won’t be able to create new accounts. If you think we got this wrong, you can submit an appeal."
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 04/08/2024
This is why you don't support TMZ. They're making a killing on this, regardless of the outcome, and they don't care.
Sponsored ad for TMZ PRESENTS UNDER FIRE: THE TRUMP ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 02/06/2024
I am endlessly pleased that Burlesque is in Peacock's top ten today. I have so much love for this cheesy, campy, very very very queer gem.
Burlesque ranking at number 8 on Peacock.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 30/05/2024
Finally get to put Yuletide Terror back on the shelf. Feels like another lifetime. I miss her.
Yuletide Terror: Christmas Horror on Film and TelevisionAriel Fisher's contributor bio in Yuletide Terror.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 30/05/2024
I did get to unpack these @ruemorguemagazine.bsky.social treasures as well. They still make me obscenely happy.
Books from the Rue Morgue Library, issues 01, 02, and 10 in order from left to right.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 30/05/2024
Finally unpacking some of my books, magazines, and art that have been in storage since giving up my apartment in Toronto in 2020. Some of these Atlantic headlines are haunting right now (not to mention misguided, but that was the narrative at the time). They're from 2018.
The Atlantic covers, bottom left from October 2018, upper right from June 2018.The Atlantic cover from July/August 2018.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 22/05/2024
Post a perfect album from 1989, no rules
The album cover for The Cure's 1989 album Disintegration.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 19/05/2024
Good morning from a quizzical Dante and a curious Trix.
Dante, the Swedish Vallhund.Trix, the domestic short hair cat. The fur pattern on her face creates a mustache.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 11/05/2024
I did it. 😁 Best night I've had in a while. All the performers were outstanding, but especially our MC for the evening, the bald-headed bitch of Detroit, Sabin. I can't wait to see them at Pride this year.
Plane Jane meet and greet at Five 15.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 25/03/2024
After hearing about it from friends, we finally attended our first Marche du Nain Rouge and it was spectacular. The event and its guest of honor have an incredibly rich history that connects to the soul of Detroit. Love 'em or hate 'em, the Nain certainly brings the city together.
Marche du Nain Rouge in Detroit, Michigan, March 24, 2024. Revellers in costume walk among unconventional parade floats.Marche du Nain Rouge in Detroit, Michigan, March 24, 2024. The band and band leader at the parade's final destination, the Masonic Temple.Marche du Nain Rouge in Detroit, Michigan, March 24, 2024. Revellers dressed in costumes walking along the parade route.The Nain themselves, being chased out of Detroit in the hopes of having a better year. 

Marche du Nain Rouge in Detroit, Michigan, March 24, 2024.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 12/03/2024
I miss my bebes 🥺❤️ SUNDAY!!!! It cannot come soon enough.
Dante, the Swedish vallhund.Trix, the sleepy European shorthair.
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Ariel Fisher @arielfisher.com · 07/03/2024
It's wild seeing Wayne give tactical military direction in Godzilla. I think I knew he was in this and just forgot.
Jared Keeso, left, as Jump Master in Godzilla (2014).
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