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Aria's Brain

@ariasbrain.bsky.social
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She/They | A trans nerd with brain problems. This is an alt account for the random BS that I don't want on my main account.

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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 17h
A Hot Ones style interview, but instead of hotter and hotter wings, they answer the questions as they are taking it from bigger and bigger strap-ons worn by the girl asking the interview questions.
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Venus to her moons: Who wants to get her Venussy ate? All the moons lining up to get eaten.
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Imagine being arrested for kidnapping a woman after you tried to coerce her into sex, (& not even the 1st time you were arrested for this), & while you are in prison, you write a book about 4 rich dudes torturing & murdering children and women for sexual pleasure. Takes real guts I'll tell ya what.
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
MtG Decksploitation, where a young* commander player who is relatively new to the game is broken down and abused until she suffers an ego death that happens to also make her the perfect pilot of a specific legacy deck
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I have become numbfortably cum
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"This is my hole it was made for me" — Cartoonish bonk sfx — "Fuck… Help! This wasn't my hole! Stepbro! I'm stuck!"
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It smothered her, like a moist tarp coated in oil, stretched firmly as to choke every millimeter of surface that her body had to offer in an airtight husk.
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
And you pointed your headlamp toward the horizon. We were the one thing in the galaxy God didn't have his eyes on. 900 cc's of raw, silicon implants. No outstanding warrants for my arrest. Hi diddle dee dee, goddamn, the pirate's life for me.
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Sedan Hussein's Hiding Place
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Cesar @cesar-art456.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Small Faye valentine fanart from cowboy bebop #cowboybebop #art #digitalart #fanart
Anime fanart anime girl Faye valentine manga mangaka art artist digital art photoshop clip studio procreate iPad art painting paint paintings paints
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Image of a marvel porn parody featuring the character Cable Caption: AV Cable
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
So I wasn't really thinking about it, even though it makes sense that they would shave the area for an orchi, but I may have gotten jumpscared by my bush being shaved.
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Bird means girl. I dunno about you, but is having a bird in your hand really equal to having two birds in your bush at once?
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Sartha Thrace in this:
A twitter post by account @ArtorOtherThing reading: "German Schandmaske (Mask of Shame) in the shape of a wolf's head."  Below is a photograph of a rusty metal muzzle in the shape of a canine head.
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Trans girlies 🤝 People quitting MtG:A Understanding that you won't be able to rope like you once did.
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Clicking the tongs in a store and looking around to see all the middle aged straight white guys in the area that get hot and bothered purely on hearing the sound.
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
My brother has this old dictionary of terms and shit that he bought second hand. There is a loose page in it so I was curious as to what it was…
Brewer, The Dictionary of Phrase & Fable (1993 Edition)A loose page falling out of an opened book.  At the top, it lists that the last word on the page is Fag.
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Multiple times throughout the seder we mention how God put a tongue in your mouth. So anyway, last night during the seder, I was thinking about the idea of making out with her as part of a relationship with a very imbalanced power dynamic.
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Girl who gets confused because she thinks saying something sucks means it rules because she thinks sucking her girlfriend's dick is great, so why would sucking be a bad thing?
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Girl who mistook Kafka's The Metamorphosis with Metamorphosis (2016): "A friend mentioned having read it and that it was fucked up, and after reading it myself I can say that I wasn't sure how it was porn at first, but now I think I have a thing for giant bugs dying from starvation."
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I was told that prog is more effective when you boof it, so I shoved the speaker up my ass before I listening to Rush. Not gonna lie, I had mixed results & don't fully get it. I couldn't hear it well, which felt somewhat counterproductive, but I *could* really feel the music, & it felt great.
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Do y'all think Shin from Dorohedoro would have a stitched up patchwork dick?
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
"Guy who gives himself lung cancer to try and help him break his grapefruit addiction"
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
A yearly zine called "Poor Faggot's Almanack"
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Welcome to "my brain is broken" O'clock. Today I heard someone say "ADP" while on the phone and I thought "does that stand for autodykenephilia?"
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
This little faggot went to market. This little faggot stayed home. This little faggot got a blow job. And this little faggot gave one. And this little faggot cried, "wah wah wah" into her phone.
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I drove by so many of these signs yesterday, and this just would not leave my brain this morning...
Roadside No Passoid Zone Sign
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
The problem with Troon as a slur is not the trans part. Being called trans isn't a problem, heck I wish more people would do that over misgendering or deadnaming me. Being called a user of Something Awful in the year of twenty-twenty-five though? Yikes
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
🌹💦ZOHRAN MAM-DADDY 🥵🥵 just took 🎉😱 the NYC MAYORAL throne 🎤🏙️ like a boss 💪💦, while CUOMO 👴🏻💦 gets CURB-STOMPED 💥🚫 by the VOTE 💋💋! It’s 🚌FREE BUS SEASON 🚍🍑, baby, and those ROSES 🌹🌹 are for ALL the GOOD BOYS 🍆 who can kiss Cuomo’s 🍌👋🍑 ass GOODBYE 👋👋! While we ride the BUS 🚍 to PLEASURE TOWN 🤤🎢, Cuomo’
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
In things that TIL: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain_f...
en.wikipedia.org
Brain fag syndrome - Wikipedia
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Who up getting they Jesussie nail on a cross?
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Girl mentions that suicide has been on her mind a lot recently "Ok, but like that first record that Alan Vega & Martin Rev released in 1977 really is just such a phenomenal album"
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
So Sorin removes part of his soul and it becomes a hot goth angel lady, but I do it and I just get blood, so much blood. The blood is everywhere, & I don't know where these bodies came from or who they are. Oh god, what happened?! What day is it?! How long have I been out?! What did I do?!
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Girl, it must be Rosh Hashanah, because tonight I wanna enjoy some dates and then have a taste of your honey after blowing your horn.
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The Varking @thevarking.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Nicki Bolas #bimbofication
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
After a lot of thinking while alone, I think that I have come to a conclusion about myself. I currently have no interest in having sex, but at the same time I think that I wouldn't mind being fucked by someone else, especially if she was into it and would enjoy it.
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Wish that I could actually spend a Rosh Hashanah one year with cool folks who I would be comfortable just hanging out with instead of family.
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Gay Joni Mitchell be like: "Blue, here is a shell for you, inside you'll hear a cry, a faggy lullaby.
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Today's brain: I want to be pretty. I want someone to help put makeup on me and help me find cute clothes and help me feel prettier.
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
It says everything with how quickly they jumped from "it must have been a trans, we must eradicate the trans ideology" to "He was just a poor misguided white boy? How could this have happened? He has so mich life ahead of him still!"
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Nintendo was so real with the direct today.
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Telling immensely longwinded jokes that take over an hour. They go on and on, running in circles only to finally end with "Bitch, that dog gay as hell" Call it a faggy dog story
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Is there truly a better way to decompress after exercise than stripping down to absolutely no clothes and lying in front of a fan while you blast metal music?
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
"How are we supposed to beat the Nazis when you're running around speaking up for communists, socialists, trade unionists, and Jews? Lots of people dislike those groups. Once we ditch all of them, the five of us who are left will beat Hitler easily." 🤔
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Telling people from France that they you don't understand them because "the Québécois they speak is weird compared to the *real* language from the mainland"
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Lying awake in my bed at half past midnight, with my anxiety through the room. Just repeating to myself over and over again that I can't let this escalate to another April-May 2025. I can't. I still haven't fully recovered from that yet, & I can't fall back down there again. I just can't. I can't.
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Mommy issues? No no, you misheard me. I said MOTHER issues, Mother 2 to be specific. I had an unhealthy relationship with the game growing up.
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Fanneedoolee loves faggots, but hates gay people. Why do you think that is?
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Shoutout to the person who graffitied "Angel Gave Me Dick Here" on this bridge that I crossed, out in the woods
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Aria's Brain @ariasbrain.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I keep telling myself that I need to get out more, and I do, but then I just don't actually do it. I hate my brain sometimes. I hate that I feel envious seeing people hang out with friends, and actually live a life, with both ups and downs, & yet I feel like I am just treading water myself.
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