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Brian Vargas

@Ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy
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A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism. 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.world/@Ardvaark, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
The Anthem is such a great venue.
Two Door Cinema Club onstage at The Anthem. Concert stage with five performers under pink and blue spotlights. A neon art-deco backdrop glows with vertical text “CINEMA” in yellow. Three guitarists stand at the front, a keyboardist and drummer behind them. A dense crowd fills the dark foreground.
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
Discord updated itself overnight and installed itself as a background app on my Mac. Fortunately, macOS warns you about that. Given their relentless push to enshittify their app, that earns a big nope from me. System Settings > General > Login Items & […] [Original post on mastodon.world]
Partial screenshot of macOS Golden Gate Background App Activity section showing Discord with its app icon. Just below the app name it says, "Last ran in background today". The toggle is off.
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
Marine One has been circling Mt. Pleasant in a low-altitude holding pattern for the past hour.
Cactaur
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026
Looks like DC did a great job fixing their 311 app…
A white dialog box overlays a gray app screen. At the top of the dialog is a red circle with a white exclamation mark. Below, bold text reads “We’re Sorry”. The message states: “Your Service Request could not be submitted as the 311 Service does not appear to be reachable at this time..”. A blue “Try Again” button is on the right and a blue “Cancel” button on the left; an X icon is in the top right.
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 22/08/2026
Seen on the streets of DC. No AI.
A white Toyota sedan is stopped on a two-lane street, photographed from behind another vehicle. The car’s rear badge unusually spells “COCONUT” in metallic letters across the trunk, with “TOYOTA” on the left and “LE” on the right. Its Virginia license plate is partially visible at the bottom center.
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
This ice cream shop just nailed it. 💯
Sign with light blue and white rays. Large red block letters with black shadow read “EXHAUSTED PARENT”. Below, a red band with white text: “Bourbon-spiked espresso ice cream swirled with bittersweet chocolate chunks.” Left side shows a circular logo with a cow and calf and text “Chocolate Shoppe Ice Cream”. A small square image shows swirled ice cream with dark chunks.
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 07/08/2026
I wish I was …
Zoltar, like from the movie “Big”.
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026
I love you, DC, but Seattle coffee is just on another level.
A short glass of layered coffee with white latte art on top, bearing the curved text “SEATTLE ORIGINAL SINCE” around its base. Beside it, a clear glass of sparkling water with bubbles. Behind them, a tall white vase holds pink flowers. All sit on a dark perforated table with a blurred background.
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 28/07/2026
Current Mood
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026
So glad this is being replaced by parking for 6 cars. What a colossal failure by DDOT and the DC Council.
A picture of a lively streatery for Purple Patch on Mount Pleasant Street in Washington, DC. The top of the image says, "It's so hard to say goodbye, patio! Sunday, July 12th @ 4pm"
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 03/07/2026
@callan They’re so ready for it.
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 03/07/2026
🚨 BREAKING NEWS ON FOX 🚨 There’s a pair and two kits that have taken up residence on our block in Mount Pleasant. They are celebrities for the quantity of rats they’re eating. Sadly, they also have mange — some of them rather severely. One of the kits here […] [Original post on mastodon.world]
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 03/07/2026
Feels Like
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 02/07/2026
Fuuuu
Square device with rounded corners mounted on reddish-brown bricks with mortar, featuring dark reflective surface displaying "eve" in lowercase sans-serif font at bottom, against light blue grid background with diamond shapes, viewed through screen mesh.

The temperature reads 104.0°F.
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 02/07/2026
@callan
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 02/07/2026
Ermehgrd it’s so hot.
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2026
More money in politics!
A baby on a beach, with a determined look on his face. He's holding his fist up. Caption: "YES!"

(It's the classic "YES! baby" meme.)
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 10/06/2026
Movies about billionaires are all the same.
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 05/06/2026
I throw up a little in my mouth every time.
A screenshot of the "File" menu in Slack. The entries are:
- New Message COMMAND-N
- New Canvas SHIFT-COMMAND-N
- Workspace >
- Close Window COMMAND-W
- Show Main Window

"Show Main Window" is highlighted.
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 01/06/2026
The joy I feel in seeing the Meridian Hill fountain flowing again is only exceeded by the joy I feel in seeing the joy of other people seeing the Meridian Hill fountain flowing again.
The Meridian Hill fountain in Washington, DC. The water is flowing again for the first time in like 15 years. The sky is blue with bright white  scattered clouds. People are enjoying the fountain on a perfect day.
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 31/05/2026
The Alamo Drafthouse in DC has a hall of movie presidents and I think they did an excellent job.
A bronze statue of President Thomas J. Whitmore.  (BIll Pullman) in a flight jacket and tie stands with one hand holding a radio to his mouth and the other resting on his hip. Behind him, engraved in large capital letters on a curved stone wall, are the words: “WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT! WE WILL NOT VANISH WITHOUT A FIGHT! WE’RE GOING TO LIVE ON! WE’RE GOING TO SURVIVE! TODAY, WE CELEBRATE OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY!” The lettering is bold and slightly shadowed, emphasizing a dramatic, heroic tone.
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 30/05/2026
Live View of the White House South Lawn
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 29/05/2026
Solid.
Younger William Shatner in a dark suit and striped tie stares forward with a neutral expression. His left eye glows bright red, emitting a soft light. The background is dim and blurred, giving a dramatic tone. At the bottom, white blocky, futuristic-style text reads: “STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KHAN.”
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 28/05/2026
@siracusa Didn’t Dennis Tableview go to school with Bobby Tables?
A screenshot from Overcast transcripts, that reads "And it turned out in my case that eventually when I wrangled Dennis Tableview."
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 22/05/2026
A square wooden sign with rounded edges sits on a wooden surface. The sign has a distressed green background with white block lettering. The text reads:

"MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU HAPPINESS BUT IT CAN BUY YOU COFFEE WHICH IS KIND OF THE SAME THING"

The font is bold and sans-serif, with a slightly uneven, rustic appearance. The sign is partially leaning against a textured, multicolored surface in the background.
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 20/05/2026
Mount Pleasant Wildlife
A chipmunk sitting on a stone ledge next to potted plants. The chipmunk is facing left. There is a black pot with green plants in it. The pot has a design on it that includes a "Greek key" pattern and a leaf design. There is a small terracotta pot with a basil plant in it. There is a stone sculpture of a pig sitting next to the terracotta pot. There are other potted plants in the background. The scene is well-lit by natural daylight.
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 19/05/2026
Self-cooling ☀️⚡️
A screenshot of a mobile app interface with a dark background. At the top, there are three icons: a yellow sun with "5.2kW" in yellow text, a blue antenna with "0.7kW" in purple text, and a gray battery outline. In the center, a white rectangular device labeled "SPAN" is connected to two black lines, one labeled "x2." Below the device, a blue house icon with "4.5kW" in blue text is shown. The overall design is minimalistic with a focus on energy usage.
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 18/05/2026
Are you on East Capitol Street Northeast or East Capitol Street Southeast?
Aerial view of a grassy median with trees between two roads. The roads are labeled "E CAPITOL ST NE" and "E CAPITOL ST SE" in white block letters. There are crosswalks and sidewalks on both sides of the roads.
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 14/05/2026
What is going on here? 🤔
Screenshot of a social media follow request. The profile picture is a circular image of a person wearing a pink top and a white hat, standing in front of a statue and a cityscape. The username is "marthalloyd@truthsocial.co.in" in black, sans-serif font. Below it, the bio reads "Southern charm with a strong mind" in gray, sans-serif font. To the right of the bio is a small American flag emoji. Two buttons are below the bio: "Approve" in a purple rectangle with white text, and "Deny" in a light purple rectangle with dark purple text.
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 13/05/2026
Docusign would be so much cooler if it were Docusing.
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 06/05/2026
Vibe-coding new app. In-app subs start at $1,000,000 annually. VC money plz?
A vintage-style interface for an app called “Baron Tracker – Live Large. Track Larger.” dated May 17, 1893. At the top left is a portrait of a mustached man in a top hat and fur collar. Three circular progress rings show consumption: the outer red ring for lobsters, middle purple for wine, and inner gold for butter. Center text reads “Today’s Extravagance 87% – Very Admirable.” On the right, detailed stats: “3.75 / 5 LOBSTERS consumed” with a lobster icon, “4 / 6 CASES OF WINE indulged” with a wine crate, and “2.5 / 4 STICKS OF BUTTER devoured” with a butter block. A quote at the bottom says, “Wealth is not merely measured in coin, but in the pleasures most people can’t fathom. – J.P. Vandergrift.” Navigation icons along the bottom are labeled: Today, History, Rankings, Ledger, Profile. The design features ornate golden lettering on a dark background.

Definitely generated by AI.
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 03/05/2026
He’s driving airlines out of business to help reduce carbon emissions and save us from climate change.
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 02/05/2026
Having children is just one gross thing after another. It never stops.
A close-up photo of a person's hand holding a small white child’s tooth.
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 02/05/2026
Mika at the Fillmore
A performer in a pink suit stands on a piano with a rainbow arch behind them. The stage is lit with purple lights, and large white gears are visible in the background. The crowd in front of the stage is holding up phones to record the performance. The performer has their arms outstretched and is singing into a microphone. The atmosphere is lively and colorful.A man in a blue suit stands on a stage with a megaphone. He is performing in front of a crowd of people holding up their phones to record him. The stage is decorated with a large inflatable megaphone that reads "HYPERLOVE" in white block letters on a red background. Behind the banner, there is a large industrial-looking gear and a circular window. The stage is lit with colorful lights, including green and blue spotlights. The crowd is dense, and many people are facing the stage, capturing the moment with their devices.
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 28/04/2026
@callan
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 24/04/2026
Checks out.
A digital screenshot of a pollen count chart. The chart has a white background with a rounded rectangle border. At the top left corner is a gray icon of a gear next to the word "POLLEN" in gray text. Below this is a list of four items, each with a colored square icon to the left of the text. The first item is "Tree" with a red square icon depicting a tree. The second item is "Grass" with a yellow square icon depicting grass. The third item is "Weed" with a green square icon depicting a flower. The fourth item is "Mold" with a green square icon depicting a mushroom. To the right of each item is the corresponding pollen count level in black text. "Tree" is labeled "High," "Grass" is labeled "Medium," "Weed" is labeled "Low," and "Mold" is labeled "Minimal."
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 23/04/2026
@ferrix The future of the web!
A classroom with a reel-to-reel tape recorder on a wooden desk. The desk is in front of a blackboard and a window. There are several desks and chairs in the classroom, and on each of them is is another, smaller tape recorder.
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 23/04/2026
Shel Silverstein doesn’t land the same in this timeline.
A page of text with a drawing of a person's head at the bottom. The text reads "OH HAVE YOU HEARD" in bold, uppercase letters. Below that, it says "Oh have you heard it's time for vaccinations? I think someone put salt into your tea. They're giving us eleven-month vacations. And Florida has sunk into the sea." The next section reads "Oh have you heard the President has measles? The principal has just burned down the school. Your hair is full of ants and purple weasels— APRIL FOOL!"
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 22/04/2026
Late Bloomers #bloomscrolling
A cluster of pink cherry blossoms surrounded by green leaves.
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 18/04/2026
Lookin’ good today Mount Pleasant.
A busy outdoor market on a sunny day. People are walking around and browsing stalls under blue and white canopies. A woman in a white dress stands near a turquoise umbrella with a menu board. Trees and a brick-lined planter are visible. The sky is clear and blue.
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Brian Vargas @ardvaark.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 03/12/2025
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
A screen capture from a GitHub PR showing the lines added (in green) and lines removed (in red).

+1 lines added
-9,4999 lines removed
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