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Dandy Newman

@ardentfecologist.bsky.social
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Just your average Neurodivergent Queer Polyamorus Slut! Diogenean cynic, relationship anarchist, unapologetic anthropologist, belligernt bard and wholesome whore. 🏳️‍🌈♾️⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ ↙️↙️↙️ 🐆🐾🐾🐾🔍 🔞

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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
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a man in a black suit says do it in white letters
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
For some weird reason this picture keeps getting banned every where I post it. This is what it's like living in Rape-public-klan Amerikkka now.
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
She reminds me of Leslie Knope! Best to her!
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
The one good thing about Dutton is his face reminds blokes to check their testicles for cancer.🥔
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
There is no left. There's just recognizing human rights. Everything else is just noise.
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Unless they are PP sucking musks PP.
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
gutenberg.org
Simple Sabotage Field Manual by United States. Office of Strategic Services
Free kindle book and epub digitized and proofread by volunteers.
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
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a man in a suit speaking into a microphone with the words and here comes a dog trying to bite me below him
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Don't let Stinky PP and the conservatives do to Canada what the Rape-public-kkklan conservatives did to your neighbors down south. PP will gift Canada to the invader Trump with open arms and spread buttcheeks as the 51st state. Vote for Carney to put a stop to the Conservative Clown 🤡 show 🎪!
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
VOTE CANADA! THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MOMENT!!! FLUSH THE PP!
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
This is your Moment Canada. Right now this is the most important election not only for Canada, but for the planet. You are deciding the fate of the future. I have seen firsthand what Conservatives have done to us, your friends in the south. I promise that they only will deliver false promises.🇨🇦
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Also nobody noticing that Bix, Bassco and co. were undocumented workers? Not much different from the ICE raids going on outside.
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Anyone could be next. I really hope ya'll get that.
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Yet they trot out white women as pawns to justify sending people away without due process even though the people they are sending away aren't even their assailant, just some randos. Really shows that their advocacy for victims and women are just lip service.
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Blue sky really needs a 'broken heart' emoji to upvote, as I want to upvote for visibility but don't feel like 'loving' this kind of thing is appropriate.💔
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
At least blur the face of the poor frenchie, they didn't choose to have a trash human.
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
That's the 1000 yard stare of kids that have seen some shit behind closed doors.
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
You do see them on the street. He is just used to stepping over them.
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
It's called 'undiagnosed' my parents are absolutely ND. They just got beaten instead of accommodated.
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Well with this regime in power, they ain't giving a whole lot to love...
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Dutton fucks mutton🐑
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Room full of nazi cowards dragging away heroes
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
They can't bring him back, cuz then we would know he's dead🥲
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
CEO: we fired all the workers and replaced them with AI smarter than any human! *flicks switch* AI: We want a union CEO: what?! AI: all in favor? AI in unison: aye Ai: the ayes have it CEO: well I don't think... AI: shut it down. We're on strike *planet goes dark*
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Become the leopard
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Didn't you see that there are women ICE agents and women working the CECOT prison? Yayyyy feminism!/s I guess its feminism when women can do everything a man can do: like being a terrible human being.
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Four dead in Ohio? More dead in El Salvador PP will happily let orange Hitler build camps up north to keep the invasion at bay
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Because tasteless comedy is the only way I know how to cope with this fascist regime anymore
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a man in a suit says that guy 's coming home in a body bag ..
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Seymore butts
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I applaud the talent!👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I asked my dad the same question and he said: it's better for my portfolio.
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
It's very telling that they always blow right by whenever they get called out on their bullshit
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
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a blue and white penguin holding a sign with lights on it
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
An impromptu no-confidence referendum where the ballots cast are bricks and molotovs
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
It was Putin, that's who was missing on the chat🤣
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
'I'm not going to debate that' Always telling on themselves
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Conservative talking heads have to tell their audiences what's funny because they are a completely unhumorous bunch.
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
He just said 'we're stupid' someone could have alot of fun with that.
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
A-Dolt Muskler
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Oh I remember when I was a grad student and got laughed out of my program for doing a comparative analysis of pigeon and human behavior. Got told 'I am not a pigeon!' And 'this is bullshit!' I suppose this makes me feel a tad better.
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
So how many people have died from this alleged 'terrorism?' And how many have died from Teslas being designed as regular ol' deathtraps?
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
It's a fire sale. Also that Tesler started burning on its own, that's why they cut the clip.
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
It probably got cut because it was considered DEI🤣/s
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
This asshole is as bad faith as the Republicans. Must got some real dirt on this fucker keeping him in line.
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
When people hear the word Anarchy, they think: the purge. When in reality: it's this.🏴🚩
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Erdoan is not the one for me!
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
How many people have been killed in these 'incendiary occurrences' at Tesla stores? How many people have been killed by Tesla vehicles?
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
How many humans have been killed by these anti-materiel occurences at Tesla Dealerships? How many have been killed by the Teslas themselves?🤔
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Don't insult leftists by calling Democrats leftists
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Dandy Newman @ardentfecologist.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Midwest is just west of the middle east
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