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@arden.social
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i 💜 boring software. occasionally live @ www.twitch.tv/ardenasaservice kc current enjoyer cloud platform engineer | virtual witch art/rig - @maygebee.art

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arden as a service @arden.social · 19/09/2026
Charlie from Death Stranding 2. He is a crash test dummy torso with a smile digitally projected on his face.
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arden as a service @arden.social · 19/09/2026
A meme from Brooklyn 99. A woman holds is holding a puppy. For this meme, Orchel from Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave is the puppy. In the first panel, the woman says "I've only had kitty priest for a day and a half.  In the second panel, she says "but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself."
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arden as a service @arden.social · 14/09/2026
stupid mfers making me touch the less fun computers on a weekend because they cant behave
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arden as a service @arden.social · 02/09/2026
when someone tells my boss I did a good job
A drawing of a person sitting very cutely and smiling at the camera. They have big eyelashes to emphasize how cute they are.
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arden as a service @arden.social · 31/08/2026
I was just going through things too and I found this little video of me standing in front of the computer and being a goofball at my dad. We really dont change lol
A 4 or 5 year old Arden looks at the camera with her hands on her hips.  The pictures is a little grainy. She's wearing some very colorful geometric print, and wearing a pair of silly glasses with a big nose on them. Behind her is a wooden computer desk.
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arden as a service @arden.social · 25/08/2026
how could I ever stop playing this game
Another FFXIV party chat log.

[16:4][ some player: damn
why they always gotta make the snake ladies
weirdly sexy 
[16:47]The queen's bedchamber is sealed off!
[16:48](CKei Cantus)) snitties
[16:48]Echidna: Such plump souls, ready for the
harvest!
[16:48]((Yiffin Mcelroy* Marilith)) yasss
[16:48]Echidna: Your fate shall be throttled in serpents' coils!
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arden as a service @arden.social · 25/08/2026
oh?
A screenshot of Final Fantasy XIV, specifically a party chat log. It reads as follows:

[16:31]The Void Ark has begun.
[16:31]One or more party members have yet to
complete this duty.
A bonus of 50 Allagan tomestones of poetics
will be awarded upon completion.
[16:31](Yiffin Mcelroy# Marilith)) I'm Yiffin
McEIroy, your furriest baby brother!
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arden as a service @arden.social · 17/08/2026
github is down, look at my cat instead
A tortiseshell cat sitting on my desk. She is facing the camera and sticking her tongue out just a tiny bit. Her eyes are closed and she looks very content.
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arden as a service @arden.social · 12/08/2026
More of the coffee smell can get to your nose which will change how you taste it! When I was a barista we switched to these lids for to-go orders because of the same :)
A disposable coffee cup lid branded "foam aroma". in the middle of the lid is a small opening.
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arden as a service @arden.social · 12/06/2026
packing my office and being made to reckon with the normal amount of keyboards on my desk (5) (i have another downstairs)
A photo of a pile of keyboards sitting on a cabinet.  From top to bottom, the keyboards are:

Keeb.io Iris
Moonlander
Cyberpunk themed TKL from Novelkeys
A DIY alice kit I cant remember the name of
and a bluetooth tablet keyboard

A pikachu plushy peeks out from the background.
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arden as a service @arden.social · 18/05/2026
Yahoo!! A year ago I got to check out Super Nintendo World before general opening! So much fun and I can't wait to go back
Arden at Super Nintendo World in the Epic Universal theme park. They are running and jumping into a picture frame like Mario does in Super Mario 64
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arden as a service @arden.social · 05/04/2026
warum_nicht_beides
Your result: both

The Wittgenstein Result
German: 42%
Autistic: 62%
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arden as a service @arden.social · 31/03/2026
Been rereading this to help myself stay sane while the tech industry is being consumed by hype cycles. Highly recommend to other technologists navigating the space. Miss you Nóva
A hardback copy of Hacking Capitalism by Kris Nóva
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arden as a service @arden.social · 20/03/2026
A Kagi Translate window.

Input, in english: this repo has no warranty expressed or implied.  do not fucking come crying to me when it breaks.

Translation to Linkedin Speak:  
This repository is provided as-is, without any express or implied warranties. Please note that users assume all responsibility for implementation; I am unable to provide support or troubleshooting should any issues arise.
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arden as a service @arden.social · 06/03/2026
An edit of the Pokopia logo that says "I sure wish I was playing pokopia right now"
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arden as a service @arden.social · 17/02/2026
This is a cat checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.
My tortiseshell cat sitting on a couch.  The lights in the room a set to vaguely purple, and make her look sort of purple too.
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arden as a service @arden.social · 11/02/2026
I have a pair of compression gloves and just added a wrist brace 💜 thank you for keeping me cute, bibi
My right hand making a peace sign. I'm wearing a purple galaxy patterned wrist brace.
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arden as a service @arden.social · 10/02/2026
:p
My tortiseshell cat sitting on my desk with her tongue stuck slightly out of her mouth.
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arden as a service @arden.social · 29/01/2026
running infra is a never ending cycle of "business please do xyz" "we will not do xyz because it costs money" ... time passes ... "what do you mean it broke???? its been running forever?!"
The meme of Masahiro Sakurai saying "Never ask me for anything ever again".
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arden as a service @arden.social · 24/01/2026
Samsung pt 2: Example with OneDrive Scroll down and ensure "sync using" is set to "wifi or mobile data"
screenshot of gallery backup settings using onedrive. importantly,  the option to backup is set to use mobile and wifi
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arden as a service @arden.social · 24/01/2026
Samsung: Open the Gallery app Select your Camera album Click the cloud icon and it will provide an option to select a cloud provider if you havent already
a screenshot of the samsung gallery app. click on the cloud icon
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arden as a service @arden.social · 24/01/2026
Google pt 2: Click Backup It will prompt you to select a provider if you havent already Scroll down to mobile data usage Click it and allow unlimited uploads and ensure you tick 'back up videos over data'
Screenshot of google photos android app, pointing to mobile data usage option
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arden as a service @arden.social · 24/01/2026
Google: Open the Photos app Click your profile picture Scroll down and select Photos Settings
Screenshot of Google photos android app. To turn on cloud backups select photos settings
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arden as a service @arden.social · 06/01/2026
please enjoy my cat performing her dancey dance
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arden as a service @arden.social · 11/12/2025
tss chk tch chk chk tch chk tch chk tss
My Nintendo Music 2025 year in review. My favourite / most played track is Molgera Battle from The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
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arden as a service @arden.social · 03/12/2025
I moved off the platform this year, but here's my #spotifyunwrapped
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arden as a service @arden.social · 21/11/2025
huzzah! I am feeling better! That means Cult of the Lamb tonight at 6pm CT! and as a surprise, I'll be debuting my chibi model ✨💜 art and rig @maygebee.bsky.social www.twitch.tv/ardenasaserv...
A mockup of the Cult of the Lamb intro screen. In place of the lamb is a darkened version of my chibi vtube model.
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arden as a service @arden.social · 17/11/2025
✨💜
My stream schedule for the week of 17 November.  All streams are at 6pm central time, at https://www.twitch.tv/ardenasaservice

The streams are:

Tuesday, the 18th: Hyrule Warriors Age of Imprisonment.  Might be finishing the game.
Wednesday, the 19th: instead of the typical coworking stream, I'll be playing Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles
Friday, the 21st: Cult of the Lamb for my Farm Fridays series.
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arden as a service @arden.social · 16/11/2025
👸i would lose to you anyday my queen
A screenshot of Mario Kart World. A player with the screen name "pu$$i" is wearing a crown for winning the previous race.  They are playing as Peepa.
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arden as a service @arden.social · 11/11/2025
live in about half an hour, here's this week's schedule ✨
A schedule of my upcoming streams, at https://www.twitch.tv/ardenasaservice.  All streams are at 6pm central time unless noted.

Monday November 10th - nothing scheduled 
Tuesday November 11th - Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment
Wednesday November 12th - Cowork Wednesday
Thursday November 13th - nothing scheduled
Friday November 14th - Farm Friday, Story of Seasons : Grand Bazaar
Saturday and Sunday, November 15th and 16th - nothing scheduled
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arden as a service @arden.social · 08/11/2025
yeah, depending on where you are, there are different ingestion points for twitch's live streams. I have mine set to automatically pick one but I'm not sure if that accounts for if the one closest to me is having hiccups!
A screenshot of twitch inspector, showing my stream quality.  The bitrate is pretty normal until around 7pm, after which it spikes a few times, before steadily dropping off over the next hour.
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arden as a service @arden.social · 20/10/2025
taking a break from my schedule today cuz im very 💤 bc of a flare up been having a lot of fun with the new pokemon though. i love to play dress up and hang out with my lil guys!
A screenshot of Pokémon Legends: Z-A. My trainer is sitting at a cafe with their Feraligatr, smiling and enjoying a cup of coffee.A screenshot of Pokémon Legends: Z-A. My character is shown ranking up to Rank A, and is giving the camera a thumbs up.
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arden as a service @arden.social · 28/09/2025
thank you knights of guinevere for this gif. this is what i'm going to share whenever someone asks me what I do from now on
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arden as a service @arden.social · 26/09/2025
What character permanently altered your brain chemistry?
Sheik's official art from Ocarina of Time
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arden as a service @arden.social · 11/09/2025
yeah
A screenshot of the Nintendo Today app. There's a calendar entry called 'work' that extends from midnight to 5am. Next to the calendar is a Blue Pikmin looking sad, presumably about having to work.
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arden as a service @arden.social · 21/08/2025
its been a while since I streamed and I want to change that tomorrow evening I'll be starting a new cult (of the lamb) to celebrate the announcement of their upcoming dlc 🐐 6 PM CT @ www.twitch.tv/ardenasaserv...
An anime-themed avatar looks into the camera.  Only their eyes and above are visible.  They have long purple hair in a pony tail, and are wearing horns and a crown in the style of Cult of the Lamb.  Behind the avatar you can see a magical themed bedroom.
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arden as a service @arden.social · 26/07/2025
A dialog box from UNDERTALE with a custom character. Arden, stylized as abunny, says "UNDERTALE showed me how friends can help uou, even when you're already in a dark place."
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arden as a service @arden.social · 24/06/2025
A tabby cat looks at something slightly off camera.  She is lit by purpleish light. She's got lots of whiskers!
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arden as a service @arden.social · 19/07/2024
not the girlies too
a screenshot of tumblr. the 3rd trending topic is crowdstrike.
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arden as a service @arden.social · 09/05/2024
Going live shortly <3 www.twitch.tv/ardenasasvc
A picture of my axolotl avatar over a screenshot of Hades II, with the avatar looking at the player character.
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arden as a service @arden.social · 16/01/2024
new cult of the lamb update is live! will be indoctrinating new followers today, 6pm CT
The promotional poster for the Cult of the Lamb "sins of the flesh" update.  My axolotl avatar is upside down above the title, with excited stars for eyes.
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arden as a service @arden.social · 05/01/2024
going to troubleshoot some vidyagame packets tomorrow at 6:30 pm et. www.twitch.tv/leocantus
The steam store image for the game 'tunnet'.  The titlular "tunnet" is written to look like it is in a terminal window.  My axolotl avatar sits in front of the image looking excited.
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arden as a service @arden.social · 26/10/2023
caused a sev1
The "eto... bleh" meme. An anime girl is gesturing to her head and sticking out her tongue in feigned innocence
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