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Andrew Coleburn

@arcoleburn.bsky.social
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JS Developer, Amateur Chef, Shakespeare Nerd, Writer, Boston Bruins Fan, NY Mets Fan. But mostly just those last two.

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Low Quality Bruins Fan @lowqualitybruins.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
#NHLBruins After 3: THATS A DUUUB!!! -Fraser Minten is a real 2C, what a trade -Special teams remain a concern -Brunet saved Lohreis butt a few times, I like that pairing -Khusy was awesome tonight -Sways been very good, lets get him some rest though
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Low Quality Bruins Fan @lowqualitybruins.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
#NHLBruins After 2: -Poitras is better as a 4th liner than expected -Not a great special teams night -Kastelic is such a Bruin -I forgot Zacha was out there…and then goal! -Refs are gunna have a tough time in the 3rd.
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Andrew Coleburn @arcoleburn.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
3rd period thoughts: - a feel good dub! - another touchdown - Fraser minten for Brandon Carlo might go down as the best trade of don Sweeneys entire career - zadorov made nurse look silly. What a mismatched tilt - great game from sway - holy hell I’m tired! #NHLBruins
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Andrew Coleburn @arcoleburn.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
2nd period thoughts: - I literally wrote “Zachas been invisible tn” and then he immediately scored - love to see Poitras succeed - JJ Peterka might be my new favorite bruin. Very fun when he’s on the ice. - McAvoy is very much back - 3rd could get… chippy #NHLBruins
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Andrew Coleburn @arcoleburn.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
He deserves the roasts on this outfit. “I can’t tell if those are slits or leather straps” lmao
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Low Quality Bruins Fan @lowqualitybruins.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
#NHLBruins After 1: -Took a bit for the Bs to wake up -Mintens offseason work is obvious -Khusnutdinov has been flying -McAvoy certainly doesnt look rusty -Sway goofs, bound to happen eventually
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Andrew Coleburn @arcoleburn.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
ALSO I am so tired of hearing about McAvoy’s “vicious slash” on Benson. He deserved way worse for that slew foot last year.
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Andrew Coleburn @arcoleburn.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“San Jose’s young guns are the only ones with the energy to push it” Eat shit, PK SUBBAN
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Andrew Coleburn @arcoleburn.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
1st period thoughts: - 11:15pm puck drop is diabolical - bit too much time running around the Dzone - chuckie looks like he hasn’t missed a beat. Great greaseball goal - how about that Fraser minten kid, eh? - … seriously, every team playing today, they could’ve avoided this schedule 😭 #NHLBruins
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Andrew Coleburn @arcoleburn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(I know west coast is a bit of stretch here. But Winnipeg *feels* like it’s really far)
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Andrew Coleburn @arcoleburn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
3rd period thoughts: - the road to 84-0 ends at game 3 - quality start from backup goalie: wasted - fourth line goal: wasted - but wallstedt did kindof have to stand on his head for a bit - way too much fanning on shots - 2 points out of a weird west coast back-to-back? I’m fine with it #NHLBruins
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Low Quality Bruins Fan @lowqualitybruins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#NHLBruins After 2: -The PP has to figure out these entrances -Not in love with all the calls but kill a penalty damn -Dipietro has been great -Pasta needs to commit to shooting -Its a rough scene in the Dzone, a lot of guys to blame
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Andrew Coleburn @arcoleburn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
2nd period thoughts: - first 20, wild couldnt buy one. Second 20, we couldnt - gutsy 5on3 kill sucks not to finish it - Depietro is out of his mind. I feel good about him as backup - I forgot how bad Cliffy is at defense. -First game I’ve thought we’ve missed McAvoy #NHLBruins
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Low Quality Bruins Fan @lowqualitybruins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#NHLBruins After 1: -Not sure ive ever seen Pasta so engaged defensively -Another really good period for Lohrei -Dipietro with the start he wanted -Bottom 6 playing frantic but very effective -Clifton is scaring the hell out of me -A strong start!
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Andrew Coleburn @arcoleburn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I loved it at the time! He’s a great bruin. Weird to see him with the A though idk why 😂
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Andrew Coleburn @arcoleburn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
1st period thoughts: - dipietro looking solid! - really nice goal from the 4th line - gonna take a while to get used to an A for jeannot lol - zadorov played a great period - we have two forward lines with speed?! Amazing - too careless/“creative” (derogatory) in our own end #NHLBruins
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Andrew Coleburn @arcoleburn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
lol that’s valid.St Lawrence county
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Andrew Coleburn @arcoleburn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Blake doesn’t care though. He thinks he is entitled to democrat votes and only courts republicans. He ran internal polls that told him throwing trans kids under the bus would nudge him over the line to win. He is a coward, and the weakest candidate NY-21 has ever seen. Blowing our best chance.
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Andrew Coleburn @arcoleburn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
SLC Dems held a “Turn Up the Vote” event last night. One band quit in protest over Gendebien’s attendance. The rest wore shirts supporting trans people, and had trans flags draped on their equipment. The crowd roundly protested him while he spoke.
Blake Gendebien stands on a balcony delivering a speech. The crowd below holds signs in protest reading “Politicians who abandon the marginalized will abandon you too”
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Andrew Coleburn @arcoleburn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
dare i say it.... captain shit lol
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Low Quality Bruins Fan @lowqualitybruins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#NHLBruins After 3 + OT: THATS A DUUB!! -JJ PETEY JJ ROCKS -Clifton way too erratic in this one -I liked the majority of Lohreis game -Elias was an anchor tonight...until he wasnt -Hagens 1st goal a fun sub plot -Aspirot just plain bad -Really strong start to the season
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Low Quality Bruins Fan @lowqualitybruins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#NHLBruins After 2: -All the details forgotten in the 2nd -1st line too much one & done ozone possessions -Great Lohrei period -The PP made me sad -Khuzy seems to be coming alive tonight
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Low Quality Bruins Fan @lowqualitybruins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#NHLBruins After 1: -Sway stopping everything he can see -Bruins cant keep giving up the blue line this easily -Hagens gets his first! -Kastelic has his fingerprints all over this one -Im not picking on him, Aspirot has legitimately struggled so far
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Andrew Coleburn @arcoleburn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bruins thoughts (couldn't watch much): - fuck yeah hagens! - cliffy hockey is back (derogatory) - JJ Peterka is so fast i love it. Very exciting every time he is on the ice. what an OT winner! - feels like we stole one here, but the road to 84-0 is still alive! #NHLBruins
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Low Quality Bruins Fan @lowqualitybruins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#NHLBruins After 3: THATS A DUB! -Fraser Minten making that contract feel cheap -Peterka looked great, adds an element the Bs were really missing -Nearly 10 odd man rushes on the night for the Bs -Hampus-Borgen with a fantastic start -Sway was excellent
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Andrew Coleburn @arcoleburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
3rd Period thoughts: - Big fat DUB! - love a sway shutty - I feel like minty and Peterka scoring in the opener is a good omen - lohrei really improved all game. Great assist. And some good shots. - road to 84-0 is ALIVE! #NHLBruins
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Andrew Coleburn @arcoleburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AND PETERKA! dog walked Schneider. Absolute beauty. First as a bruin!!
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Andrew Coleburn @arcoleburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MINTYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
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Andrew Coleburn @arcoleburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We’re so fucking back
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Andrew Coleburn @arcoleburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bruins 2nd period thoughts: - Swayman is seeing the puck well - some exciting ozone time… Minten was 🤏this close - some… less exciting dzone time - I think a lot of people are gonna love JJ Peterka on this team - zadorovs new flow is amazing what a beaut #NHLBruins
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Low Quality Bruins Fan @lowqualitybruins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#NHLBruins After 1: -This is some sloppy hockey, duh -Top 6 is kind of cooking when they aren't throwing the puck away -Jeannot & Kuraly look very slow -Borgen quietly great in the 1st -Hagens will settle in but ooof
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Andrew Coleburn @arcoleburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bruins 1st period thoughts: - WERE BACK BAYBEEEEEE - is this team… fast? - C looks good on Pasta - lohrei shakey, but recovering well so far - idk man I’m just happy to be watching bruins hockey again #NHLBruins
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Andrew Coleburn @arcoleburn.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
HEY HEY WHATTAYA SAY THE #NHLBruins ARE PLAYING HOCKEY IN MAY!
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Low Quality Bruins Fan @lowqualitybruins.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
#NHLBruins After 2.5: Not a dub -Twas a disaster -Why did swayman have to eat this? -This series isnt over & I refuse to act like it is
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Andrew Coleburn @arcoleburn.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
3rd period thoughts: - Bs give up a touchdown - about as bad as it gets - Makes the game 1 collapse feel exponentially worse - can’t believe how bad losing arvidsson is for this team but here we are - pasta maybe injured in a garbage time scrum, awesome - “house money”… still hurts #NHLBruins
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Andrew Coleburn @arcoleburn.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
2nd period thoughts: - Jesus h Roosevelt Christ please shoot the puck - better, but nothing doing - credit to BUF, not taking their foot off the gas too much - king of ping has returned - my heart wants a history making 3rd. My head knows it’s curtains #NHLBruins
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Low Quality Bruins Fan @lowqualitybruins.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
#NHLBruins After 1: -So much for “We are a confident bunch” -Awful start from your “best” 2 Dmen -Swayman deserves 0 blame -Forwards cant even skate with the puck unpressured without losing it -Sturm making changes but leaving the top 6 alone is bonkers
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Andrew Coleburn @arcoleburn.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
1st period thoughts: - forecheck eating us alive - unacceptable turnovers - sway looking unfortunately human, but trying to drag them into the fight. Still best player. - puck not staying on any bruins stick - worst period of season? - about to find out what they’re really made of #NHLBruins
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Andrew Coleburn @arcoleburn.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
3rd period thoughts: -PK did its job. PP did not - Lyon only blinked a couple times, and we couldn't take advantage - the speed differential really showing - a game lohrei wants to forget - need more from the top6 if were gonna win this series - kasty gonna chuck knucks in game 4 for sure #NHLBruins
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Andrew Coleburn @arcoleburn.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
2nd period thoughts: - hell yeah jeannot. first playoff goal - some growing pains (And some bad luck) with hagens today) - sway is absolutely dialed in. best player on the ice - can sense the frustration and nerves building, need to settle that down - feel like pasta gets one in the 3rd #NHLBruins
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Low Quality Bruins Fan @lowqualitybruins.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
#NHLBruins After 1: -Sway doing Sway things -Refs are heavily involved -Lyon looking like an upgrade over UPL -Not a great Lohrei period -Arvidsson is flying out there
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Andrew Coleburn @arcoleburn.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
1st period thoughts: - this game feels like the series turns on it, and both teams know it - BUF had more chances, but it felt like BOS had more high danger. Lyon and Sway both amazing. Goalie battle. - refs have been... weird. but so far everything evening out - Zacha pls bury 1 #NHLBruins
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Low Quality Bruins Fan @lowqualitybruins.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
#NHLBruins After 3: THATS A DUB!! -I knew to be confident when I saw Josh Allen -So glad to see a better forechecking game -Sway with a strong performance -D structure impressive nearly all night -Arvidsson is a gem -Its only going to get more physical
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Low Quality Bruins Fan @lowqualitybruins.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
#NHLBruins After 2: -Bruins PP says hello -Arvidsson is an absolute gamer -UPL aint forgetting that one anytime soon -Kid line is going to break through, theyve looked good -Hampus quietly very good defensively -A lead going into the 3rd, no im not nervous why do you ask?
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Low Quality Bruins Fan @lowqualitybruins.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
#NHLBruins After 1: -PP struggles continue -Forechecking looks much better tonight -Bs unable to capitalize on their chances -4th line had an excellent period -SHOOT THE DAMN PUCK for the love of all thats holy
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Andrew Coleburn @arcoleburn.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Bruins thoughts (missed most of the game): - should’ve been a shutty. This team has a “letting our boot off the snake” problem - victor arvidsson says “welcome to the playoffs, you fucking rookies” - go Beez
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Andrew Coleburn @arcoleburn.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Third period thoughts: - Tage Thompson is a gamebreaker - they played with fire whole 3rd period. They got burned bad. - sway tried. One kindof softy but I think it was a good subtle deke - probably the absolute worst way we could have lost - fuck #NHLBruins
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Low Quality Bruins Fan @lowqualitybruins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
#NHLBruins After 2: -Not in love with the forechecking effort so far -PK unit has been good -Sway is locked in -Need Pasta to capitalize on some of these chances -B’s need to find some extended possession, this is not sustainable
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Low Quality Bruins Fan @lowqualitybruins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
#NHLBruins After 1: -Geekie gets the series going -Interesting to see Elias getting chippy -Kid line has had some really good shifts -Sway a strong start -No lack of physicality in this one
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Andrew Coleburn @arcoleburn.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
2nd Period Thoughts: - weathered a good push from Buffalo - Swayman is completely dialed in - buffalos playoff inexperience is peeking through the longer we go - pasta could have a hatty. Also high ice time already - special teams really solid all game so far #NHLBruins
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