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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 2h
We live in the bad timeline where the wrong Biden son died.
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 6h
Facetious rhetoric is better than treason imo.
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 6h
"USAID was propping up Lizzo." Ladies and gentlemen, dreamers of all ages, I regret to tell you The American Experiment has failed.
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 6h
It's for the best. It's a curse to be able to understand Right-Wing Nut-Job.
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 7h
He's saying/joking that if AI can solve the most difficult scientific problems that have eluded mankind, maybe it could solve the bigger sociological situation that has bedeviled society for millenia. The joke, such as it is, being that it's not a technical problem youd think could be solved with AI
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm convinced that people are getting dumber every day. In this case, parasites who contribute nothing and take money from well-meaning people are believed to be above reproach because they're nominally against Trump. Bleak.
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No, she slipped and fell off Lincoln's nose.
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's not great that even smart people can't pick up facetious rhetoric these days.
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jabba is right on this one.
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He had quite the second act selling literal buckets of slop.
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THE ABSOLUTE VERY BEST OF REV. JIM BAKKER
YouTube video by Vic Berger
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Everyone is dumb now.
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Too good to check.
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I would have expected much worse.
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"No homo but Jesus is yoked!"
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is why I'm not pumped about current US polls. Even if things go great in 2026 & 2028, 2030 & 2032 will suck.
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Stick to the Minions, merchants of slop! Keep Snoopy's name out of your mouth!
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
People will say anything to avoid blaming the voters.
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So you’re saying the U.S. would suffer 100 million deaths.
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was confused at first because I thought it was written by the guy who played Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gotta disagree there. I haven't liked any of his after Silver Linings.
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
His career started out strong, but I'd be surprised if he ever makes another good movie.
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'll see it Tuesday, though I'll almost certainly hate it. (I hated both Birdman and The Revenant.)
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sure, there is an adult market for toys, but the reason it's such a high percentage of sales is that kids don't play with toys much anymore and they're mostly glued to screens.
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Democrats should introduce 27 bills of impeachment against Trump to match the 27 grievances in the Declaration of Independence. We can do 1776 stuff too!
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think Talarico is already drowning in money.
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All Trump had to do was pretend to be halfway normal & the media would have crowned him The Man Who Grew In Office. If he had pretended to care at all during Covid, he would have been The Unlikely Leader Who Was There When His Country Needed Him, & he would have left office in 2025 with 60+ approval
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s hard, being so virtuous.
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Maybe takes it down from a ten to a nine on the narcissism scale imo
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"A nationwide movement has been sparked against me" is an instant classic.
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It gets more transgressive every day!
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One was a cat, one was a dog, according to Tommy Tuberville.
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The truth (that immigrants often get ahead by dint of hard work) is just too embarrassing to acknowledge for people who listen to podcasts for excuses about how their lives are miserable because the system is rigged against them.
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Really not sure those numbers track.
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Zitron’s been predicting an AI crash for many years. He’ll probably be right one day, but it will be due solely to his persistence. Burry isn’t much better, constantly predicting recessions that don’t come ever since he got lucky with his call in 2008.
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The 5k bribe is going to 15.
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Obama has off-the-charts charisma and can't see that a garden-variety politician with his same rhetoric and positions wouldn't have gone anywhere.
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Sources say." I'm guessing those sources aren't English majors and would consider anyone saying "thee" to be speaking in Olde English.
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mutt Williams died in Vietnam.
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
mariah carey "i don't know her" meme
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"It's a trip, it's got a funky beat, and I can bug out to it!"
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Retired now, but in the 90s he moved back to California and did the weather for Bay Area radio stations for 20 years. He kept up the Helllllooos 'til the very end.
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"an 85-mph speedometer" what
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Never heard of that. Sounds like daytime Night Flight.
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A friend of mine worked with one of the bigger name Atari game designers. His reason for Atari's downfall? You can't let coke fiends run a company.
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Instead, Atari devalued their own brand, which opened the door for competitors. Why not take a chance on Fast Eddie when Atari itself is putting out Swordquest: Earthworld?
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Imagine a 1982 Atari that used its considerable resources to acquire Donkey Kong, Frogger, et al. rather going after the Indy & ET licenses. Imagine Atari going with 8k on Pac-Man and DK ports. I think that's an entirely different situation.
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It was a problem that Atari had no control over who could publish games for their system, but the bigger problem was Atari itself. Had Atari been competently run, it could have survived while the inferior 3rd-party developers washed out. Instead Atari's downfall inevitably brought down everyone else
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think I still have a piece of concrete that was supposedly part of the Berlin Wall, and I look forward to buying pieces of both the arch and the ballroom.
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Oracle told Bob Iger that Jonathan Majors would be a great villain. The Oracle does not lie.
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Biden could have been a great president (2017-2021). But the same party machinations that pulled him over the line in 2020 kept him out in 2016.
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