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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦

@archivelady.bsky.social
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Library worker, archivist, writer, childless cat lady. U.S./British dual national, married to a Canadian. Here to lurk and learn from those better informed (and to self-medicate with cope and snark.)

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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They all look like they're on their yearly outing from the nudist colony
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Of course you wouldn't, only the most alpha of alpha males can pull a flex like that
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don't you mean The Stormb is Coming #B
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Will the package include complimentary selection of burkas for the female tourists, or is it "BYOB"?
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am super benefitted! However did you know?😂
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Binx always brings a burst of happiness into my doomscrolling!
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Love Binx! Wish I could reach through the screen and pet her!
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A Pub of Emerald and Drizzle
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Wait, that's not Jared? Do they grow these guys in a lab?
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Nominative determinism at its finest
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ava and the gang wish everyone a happy Black Cat Appreciation Day!
A clowder of three cats, including a black cat, a tuxedo, and a cow, all curled up together on a bed.A small black cat sits on top of a refrigerator, appearing to try to hide behind an aloe vera plantA small black cat lies on a bed with a little bit of pink tongue peeking out.
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I suspect that Trump isn't up to the physical end of it any more. Sure, he loves the adulation and the eye candy, but I'd bet their relations are chaste. Seems like in his dotage the lust for power has replaced the lusts of the flesh. Don't his own aides describe him as "post-sexual"?
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Our trees are gross? That's a new one to me.
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
How on earth did he get a girlfriend?
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Discounts aside, I understand that the five stores will go in food deserts, where they'd at least provide an option for under-served areas that the market hasn't supplied (such locations may be inconvenient enough to deter swarms of middle-class cheapskates from descending like locusts?)
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Many people don't realize that when an Alpha Male whines it is actually incredibly based and righteous. Whining is only pathetic and babyish when libs do it. If you'd gotten into Hustler University you'd know these things.
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Oof. I guess that was Stephen Miller's one joke.
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Is that a promotion or demotion from "human printer"?
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Even if Kirk had been a great person, that statue would still be monstrous
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I have eight different flavors that I serve in a strict rotation to prevent boredom
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Sending unsolicited dick pics
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Oh no, not the gay feminizing beans! They will have to hunger strike.
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
That said, I sometimes like to watch the video of Will Sommer's podcasts because it does kind of add a dimension to see the freaks and geeks he's describing. I guess it depends how much curating and screensharing a host wants to do.
to.do
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I really don't understand the whole YouTube podcast phenomenon? The whole point of an audio format is that you can listen while going about your life, instead of sitting and staring at a screen (where the host is also sitting and staring down at their screen).
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Antifa killed him. A search of the scene uncovered a tin of "soup for their family." Pirro is convening the grand jury now.
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I guess your editor never heard the adage "The one who smelt it dealt it!"
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This is a man who challenged Jim Acosta to fight him at the Hampton Inn, not sure there's anything he's ashamed to post under his real name
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Because everyone listened to the livestream!
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The sharks would make him an honorary citizen of Atlantis
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
He's going to leave the whole party because one crank got elected?
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Either or both of those characters would be infinitely more electable than Paxton
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
They absolutely need one of Musk's micro-submarines to patrol the pool
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I didn't realize "settler colonialism" involved so much voting by the natives
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
They DSA had people stationed all over my neighborhood today handing out leaflets and directing people to the polls. All appeared to be in their 20s. I didn't see a single representative of any establishment politician.
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Zombie Hannibal Lecter is next level though
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The problem cannot be solved simply by scrolling past, because about 20% of my entire feed is dead pet posts.
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Orange aside, he's starting to look more and more like Ted Cruz
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
He's spending time in the wrong brothels
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
What about "elevated"?
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
He's starting to look like a moth-eaten mannequin in a museum diorama.
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Maybe she should be Veep then
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Trump will just see the big word "LOVEBOMB" and somehow assume he's being praised
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"Why does this crazy old man like to blow stuff up so much? I just can't comprehend his mindset at all!"
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Funny how this is the exact opposite logic from their stance on gerrymandering and "workarounds."
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Sounds like this Vance character is a real Manchurian candidate, surely he will soon be arrested for his treason!
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Like, I want to know what he was really hoping to get out of the weather report, what intellectual or spiritual hunger Roker's predictions left unsated. And who, then, is his ideal meterologist?
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
He lost his nickname mojo years ago. "Sleepy Joe" was his swan song. Rick "deSanctimonious" was funny to me, but hardly to his base. That one was the beginning of the end...
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The best part was the end where he dismisses Roker's meteorology as "not truly insightful."
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This guy looks like grown-up Sluggo from the Nancy comics (apologies to Sluggo.) Where do they find these characters?
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Archives Lady 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦 @archivelady.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
He's turning the same color as Jordan Peterson, hope for his sake it's just the lighting
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