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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 14h

Signed. As someone who plays Magic, this past year has felt stressful and pushed. I'm sure so many artists and designers busted their asses just trying to do the bare minimum to meet unreasonable quotas, only to get fucked over regardless of success. Y'all deserve so much better!

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I think it's way less than 90%. The Internet and the news makes it appear like there are way more crazy people than there actually are. Crazy people often tend to be the loudest. Try to have a little hope if you can. Change is possible, but only if we all make the effort.

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Fur Affinity 🏳️‍⚧️ @furaffinity.net · 02/10/2026

GONDOR CALLS FOR AID FA Announcement: Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143... gofund.me/8126f11cb

Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It is absurd how fascists are just allowed to control the narrative, even with such unpopularity. I have very little money to put to this, but if they're asking me for $5 to not allow the capital fascists to win? They can have it.

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Alioth Fox @aliothfox.ursamajorartworks.com · 02/10/2026

TLDR: Fur Affinity's advertising partners are demanding that they ban adult content. Sciggles and FA want to firmly tell them to go fuck themselves. If they're going to be able to afford to do that, they need the community's help. Pitch in. Keep furry weird. www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143...

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Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding -- Fender's Journal

Hey there Fuzzies!. . Recently, there has been a lot of conversation about censorship of the internet and third parties forcing sites to ...

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

That is incredibly charming! I will absolutely look at pictures of this and never ever want to go in fear of getting spat on.

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I was definitely conflicted about it for a while. Because some instances are probably very real. But so many are drowning out the real voices for attention and clout that I have to ignore all of it.

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I know one fur who got chased off social media because of exactly this kind of drama, come to find out all the drama was grossly overexaggerated and manufactured, meaning the one making the drama ended up ruining someone's life over a whole lot of nothing.

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is definitely a thing that I have just seen residually over the 15 years I've been in this community. Crops up with some form of regularity and all it does is obfuscate real abusers in the community with weird parasocial drama derived from making mountains out of molehills.

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Monkare! @monkare.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

You're very close to take a peek behind that fabric🫣

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Sucumbe a la nutria @subetealanutria.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Mi último rebluit no se deja mencionar, así que lo dejo dicho aquí aparte y en castellano: ✨Coged la costumbre✨ de borrar la última parte de los links que acaban con una interrogación y luego caracteres random. Son marcas para saber quién comparte qué con quién.

Meme de los Simpson en el que un conductor de autobús dice "no me hagas volver a señalar el cartel". En la segunda viñeta, señala el cartel y en él se lee: borra todo lo que va detrás de la interrogación en una URL para que no nos rastreen al hacer clic en ella.

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

While Denzilore can go into The Ur-Sphinx, I do want to build them very differently. Denzilore obviously being a very heavy Scry/Surveil commander, while The Ur-Sphinx focuses more on as many of the minigame Sphinxes as humanly possible. Then Grizzlegom is just going to be Landfest 2026.

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Future decks I want to build: Denzilore Fatehold (Reality Fracture) The Ur-Sphinx (Reality Fracture Commander) Grizzlegom, Hurloon Hero (Mystery Booster: Commander Edition)

Denzilore Fatehold , 1 White Blue Blue
Legendary Creature - Elder Sphinx
Flash, Flying
Whenever you scry or surveil, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
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Grizzlegom, Hurloon Hero , 5 Red Green
Legendary Creature - Minotaur Warrior

Rulebreaker - A deck with this commander can have any land cards.

Whenever Grizzlegom attacks, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token for each Plains you control. Draw a card for each Island you control. Each opponent loses 1 life for each Swamp you control. Put a +1/+1 counter on Grizzlegom for each Mountain you control. You gain 1 life for each Forest you control.

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Deck Name: The Moria Incident Commander: Bifur, Melodic Rider Primary Strategy: Dwarf Kindred Secondary Strategies: Equipment, Secret Commander Play tons of dwarves and equipment for fun and profit. Then once the party is in full swing, invite a surprise guest who who won't at all be problematic!

Bifur, Melodic Rider , 4 Red/White Red/White
Legendary Creature - Dwarf Bard
Storied (If you control three or more artifacts, legendaries, and/or Sagas, you have an enduring story for the rest of the game.)

Whenever Bifur enters or attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

As long as you have an enduring story, if an ability of a Dwarf you control triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.

4/5

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Deck Name: Crystals to the Moon Commander: Golbez, Crystal Collector (Dimir) Primary Strategy: Artifacts Secondary Strategies: Reanimator, Burn, Dimir Nonsense Flood the board with artifacts, flood the graveyard with huge creatures. Bring them back, burn everybody's face off!

Golbez, Crystal Collector , Blue Black
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
Whenever an artifact you control enters, surveil 1.
At the beginning of your end step, if you control four or more artifacts, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Then if you control eight or more artifacts, each opponent loses life equal to that card's power.
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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Deck Name: Mysidia Community College Commander: Tellah, Great Sage (Izzet) Primary Strategy: Big Spellslinger Secondary Strategies: Tokens, Storm, Lessons Kindred I built this deck with the express purpose of trying to get the old man to explode. Except he tends to storm off way too easily. Benched

Tellah, Great Sage, 3 Blue Red
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token. If four or more mana was spent to cast that spell, draw two cards. If eight or more mana was spent to cast that spell, sacrifice Tellah and it deals that much damage to each opponent.
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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Deck Name: Time Compression Commander: Edea, Possessed Sorceress (Grixis) Primary Strategy: Theft Secondary Strategies: Gifting, Goading, Group Hug, Minigames The deck has zero win condition. The whole point is to steal creatures and give them to other players. If I win, it's by sheer chance.

Edea, Possessed Sorceress. 2 Blue Black Red

Legendary Creature - Human Warlock

Ward 2

At the beginning of combat on your turn, gain control of target creature an opponent controls until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.

Whenever a creature you control but don't own dies, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control and you draw a card.

2/5

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Deck Name: World of Ruin Commander: Celes, Rune Knight (Mardu) Primary Strategy: Reanimator Secondary Strategies: +1/+1 Counters, Burn The deck works primarily by casting or blinking Celes to fill my graveyard, then bring all of my creatures back. There are plenty of creatures that burn.

Magic: the Gathering Card. Celes, Rune Knight (1 Red White Black) Legendary Creature - Human Wizard Knight.

When Celes enters, discard any number of cards, then draw that many cards plus one.

Whenever one or more other creatures you control enter, if one or more of them entered from a graveyard or was cast from a graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Been spending far more hours than I expected sorting my Magic collection and building so many Commander decks. Here's what's currently on offer (in subsequent posts):

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SodaCan 🧃 @sodacansmells.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

monkey frat bro doodle

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SodaCan 🧃 @sodacansmells.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

bed

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Aevs 🔜 NFC! @aevs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Oooh, another human! 🥰☠️ #furryart #macro

A massive handfoot is hovering over a tiny, fleeing Mike, who is looking back up at it in fear. A view of Aevs' face is visible, where he's got an excited smile on his face, as he's about to step down on the human. There's a killcount in the corner that says "842".

The handfoot stomps down with a "crunch!" Mike has been crushed under the monkey's paw. The inset of Aevs' face shows him biting his lip and huffing, quite pleased at the feeling of feeling Mike squish underfoot. There's a little "+1!" on the killcount in the corner.

The handfoot is lifting off and away, as rubble falls from it. The weight of Aevs' paw has left the street absolutely razed, with what is essentially a crater where he stepped down. Mike is absolutely nowhere to be found, likely having been pulverized. Aevs' has a cute, satisfied little smile, with a knuckle to his chin and a closed-eyes blep. A little heart with crossbones is emanating from him. The killcount is now at "843".

A three sequence picture of Aevs stomping down onto Mike!

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I mean, to your multiverse point, there is a Wolverine variant who was in a very strong romantic relationship with Hercules. But this is the same group of people who have been whining about racial issues in the new Green Lantern series too. They're willfully ignorant.

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SD @sizabledanger.hyper.wang · 11/09/2026

Ideal size difference

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This is insanely good! I hope you're proud of this because you should be!

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

They do this every time. A game will get announced, fascists get triggered and scream about it like petulant children, the game comes out, it sells well, they move the goalposts or deny they ever said it was bad, then find the next thing to hate. It's boring and toothless.

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I habitually don't reach out to talk to people and I feel lonely all the time. Funny how that works! I can't bring myself to work on creative projects and I never talk or think about them at all. Whenever I try to introspect, my brain gives me nothing to work with. That's less straightforward.

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Talked to my therapist and got a real lead for the first time in years: my curiosity has greatly diminished. Creative curiosity, social curiosity, even introspection. Not sure the solution yet, but diagnosing a problem is the first step to solving it!

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I think this looks absolutely fantastic so far! Also, my thought process is the difference in thickness is basically "It's similar to the difference between hair and facial hair, really!", so I think it's fine for it to be a bit thinner.

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

(Okay, maybe I just like playing Silverquill and I would actually more personally identify with Quandrix due to more of a focus on mathematics than debate, but my point stands!)

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Y'all. You know what's better than Harry Potter? Strixhaven. Earthsea. Misfits and Magic. I beg of you, we can do better.

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

We're expected to think that investing in our country's future is childish while simultaneously expected to think that harming as many people as possible for short-term gains is somehow pragmatic. These fuckers in charge are all Veruka Salt gaslighting us into thinking they're Alexander the Great.

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I have no doubt you will. If anything, you're improving with every single iteration, so if it somehow doesn't pan out this time, I have every confidence you'll nail it in the next one!

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Are you really being conceited if you're right? It looks genuinely fantastic!

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Ryan "Footnote" Tatsu🌹 🏳️‍🌈 @elysiatatsu.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Good morning chat

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Bluesky @bsky.app · 25/08/2026

Big video update! You can now post videos up to 10 minutes long, and they'll upload 2–3x faster. That's on top of the recent increase in maximum file size to 300MB. We can’t wait to see what you’ll create! NOW PLAYING: "Rent Control," by @shing.bsky.social and @jayackley.bsky.social

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

This is not an endorsement of these specific leakers, however, who are using the leaks to push a pump-and-dump crypto scheme on the side. This is a group of scumbags that has been ruining another, bigger group of scumbags. But they're all scumbags.

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

My heart goes out to the developers. My middle finger goes out to the execs who have hurt the developers way more than the leakers have. A letter like this *only* works when you're a company in good standing.

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

That looks so good! I can really see the shape coming together!

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Pickles are fantastic and I'm not sorry! Onions, on the other hand... vile trash.

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I mean, it's not unlike the nuclear scare, no? Yeah, there's some very valuable uses under expert supervision, but everyone remembers the part where the technology caused massive amounts of harm. I can't blame people. Most people are victims. I can definitely blame the tech bros.

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I understand how I'm phrasing it is a bit cold and clinical, but that's how you use the power of love to kill fascism. You support and uplift those around you who you want to, and starve the fascist of that same attention. They have to make a choice: embrace that same love, or exile themselves.

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I mean, the easiest way to convince any stubborn person of anything, for good or ill, is to alienate their ideas, forcing them to conform or face ostracizing from the community. There's plenty of ways to do that and there's not really a one size fits all solution. Humans are complicated.

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Addendum: They've also purposefully lobbied to defund public education year after year so the dirty unwashed poors don't ask seditious questions.

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Money buys stability, which does wonders for mental health. But if you've already got an unshakable, comfortable foundation, more money isn't really going to do much more for you.

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Happy birthday regardless! If anyone deserves a great birthday, it's you!

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