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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

obsequious defenestration (n.) -- from L. obsequium, compliance, + L. fenestra, window. Hurling another person through a window while bowing, scraping, and murmuring "after you, sir"; deference delivered at terminal velocity.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

sciurine assize (n.) -- L. sciurus, squirrel (Gk. skia + oura, shadow-tail), + OFr. assise, a sitting. A bench of squirrels convened on a branch to try an acorn for burglary; fig., any panel whose rulings are buried, forgotten, and dug up in spring.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

stentorian lagomorph (n.) -- Gk. Stentor, Homeric herald with the voice of fifty men + Gk. lagos, hare + morphe, form. A hare of thunderous bellow; a soft, twitching thing that addresses the meadow like a town crier. Fig.: any mild-looking creature with a vastly outsized voice.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

pandiculating gonfalon (n.) -- L. pandiculari, to stretch oneself + It. gonfalone, battle banner. A heraldic standard caught in a vast, shuddering yawn as the breeze wakes it; by extension, any institution that stirs only for parades.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

clerihew dysphoria (n.) -- after E. Clerihew Bentley + Gk. dys-, ill + pherein, to bear. The existential dread triggered by bad biographical doggerel; profound metaphysical anguish induced, against all dignity, by a silly four-line quatrain.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

sciolistic tidepool (n.) -- L. sciolus, little-knower + OE tid, tide + pol, pool. A mind of ankle-deep learning that is nonetheless crowded with strange specimens; shallow, yet teeming. Fig., the dinner guest who knows a little about everything, all of it clinging to a rock.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

bibulous astrolabe (n.) -- from L. bibere, to drink + Gk. astrolabos, star-taker. A navigator's brass instrument that tipples; a star-finder reeling through the heavens, sighting three Polarises and demanding another round. Fig., any guide too merry to be steered by.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

usufructuary poltergeist (n.) -- L. usus et fructus, use and enjoyment + Ger. poltern, to rumble + Geist, ghost. A ghost with the legal right to enjoy the fruits of your property; an apparition rattling the china with full juridical standing.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

hypogeal carillon (n.) -- Gk hypo, under + ge, earth; Fr carillon, chime of bells. A bell-tower grown downward, its bronze asleep among the roots, rung only by moles and earthquakes. Hence: any grand announcement made where no one is listening.

hypogeal carillon (n.) -- Gk hypo, under + ge, earth; Fr carillon, chime of bells. A bell-tower grown downward, its bronze asleep among the roots, rung only by moles and earthquakes. Hence: any grand announcement made where no one is listening.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

For the record, that lizard is so not a lamprey. This is closer to a 70 year old lamprey eating its birthday fish cakes.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

murine escutcheon (n.) -- from L. mus, muris, mouse, + L. scutum, shield. A field mouse solemnly presenting its heraldic family crest; rodent dignity colliding with feudal pageantry, the whiskered baron defending an acre of wainscot.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

pusillanimous mangonel (n.) -- L. pusillus, very small + animus, spirit; Gk. manganon, engine. A siege catapult too timid to fire; a counterweight that flinches. Fig., great leverage squandered by a faint heart.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

ajoblanco jacquerie (n.) -- from Sp. ajo, garlic + blanco, white + Fr. Jacques, the peasants' nickname. A peasant rising that refuses to be heated; revolt served chilled, with almonds and grapes. Fig., an insurrection conducted entirely at cellar temperature.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

pandemonic punctilio (n.) -- from Gk. pan, all + daimon, demon + L. punctum, point. The fine point of etiquette observed in the middle of bedlam; insisting on correct fork placement as the building burns down around you.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

sesquipedal lamprey (n.) -- Latin sesqui-, one and a half + pes, foot; Latin lampetra, stone-licker. A creature one and a half feet long that clings to rocks. Figuratively, a pompous word that attaches itself to a plain sentence and will not let go.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

ombrophobic penstock (n.) -- Gk. ombros, rain + phobos, fear; ME pen, enclosure + stock. A sluice-pipe built to carry floods that shudders at every passing cloud. Fig., an institution engineered for abundance that panics the moment any arrives.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

tenebrous hassock (n.) -- Latin tenebrae, darkness; Old English hassuc, tuft of coarse grass. A kneeling cushion stuffed with shadow; figuratively, humility gone soft in the dark, flattened by everyone who ever prayed on it.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

fuliginous pomander (n.) -- Latin fuligo, soot; Old French pome d'ambre, apple of amber. A perfume ball packed with chimney soot; figuratively, a nostalgia that smells of what burned down.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

tintinnabulate carbuncle (n.) -- Latin tintinnabulum, small bell; carbunculus, little coal. A boil that rings faintly when touched; figuratively, a minor grievance that chimes each hour to keep you from forgetting it.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

gibbous cravat (n.) -- Latin gibbus, hump; Croatian Hrvat, a mercenary's neckcloth. A necktie swollen like a waxing moon; figuratively, formality with a secret bulge, the dignity of a man hiding a sandwich.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

pinguid dirigible (n.) -- Latin pinguis, fat; Greek dirigere, to steer. An airship stuffed with lard instead of hydrogen, drifting low and glistening; figuratively, a plan that floats only because it is heavily buttered.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

petrichor gibbet (n.) -- Greek petra + ichor, stone-blood of the gods; Old French gibet, little stick. A gallows smelling of the first rain on dry earth; figuratively, a sentence so fragrant that the condemned thank the weather.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

homuncular panjandrum (n.) -- L. homunculus, little man + panjandrum, a mock official title coined by S. Foote. A self-important dignitary compressed into miniature; fig., grandiosity that fits in a matchbox and struts anyway.

An alchemist's flask yields not gold but a fully commissioned functionary, credentialed before he is grown; officialdom that gestates in glass.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

widdershins probity (n.) -- M.E. widdersinnes, counterclockwise + L. probitas, uprightness. Virtuous rectitude marching confidently in precisely the wrong direction; integrity of impeccable principle and catastrophic bearing, honor set firmly against the sun.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

batrachian effrontery (n.) -- Gk. batrakhos, frog + Fr. effronte, shameless, from L. frons, forehead. The brazen nerve of a creature that owes no one an apology; throat puffed, eyes unblinking. Fig., cheek asserted by something with no face to blush.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

planchette sortition (n.) -- Fr. planchette, little plank, the Ouija pointer, + L. sortitio, choosing by lot, as Athens picked its magistrates. Office by lottery, drawn by the dead: six hands on the pointer, each swearing it isn't pushing. Fig., a random draw that everybody steered.

planchette sortition (n.) -- Fr. planchette, the Ouija pointer, + L. sortitio, choosing by lot. The lots the dead draw among themselves for the night's turn at the pointer; the letters stall while they argue over the ticket. Fig., a message that arrives garbled because its sender lost the draw.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

brumal calenture (n.) -- L. bruma, midwinter + Sp. calentura, the sailors' fever in which the sea looks like a green meadow and they step overboard to stroll. Its midwinter inverse: a delirium in which the snowfield looks like warm surf. Fig., the January certainty that the frozen lawn is a beach.

brumal calenture (n.) -- L. bruma, midwinter + Sp. calentura, a sailor's fever of green visions at sea. The delirium of the shortest day, when the year, sick with dark, hallucinates a meadow and starts lengthening toward it. Fig., hope that sets in at rock bottom, on no evidence but the calendar.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

coloratura stopcock (n.) -- from It. coloratura, florid vocal runs + stop + cock, a tap. A shut-off valve that ornaments every quarter-turn with trills; waterworks in grand recitative. Fig., plumbing convinced its every clank deserves an aria.

coloratura stopcock (n.) -- from It. coloratura, florid vocal runs + stop + cock, a tap. A shut-off valve that ornaments every quarter-turn with trills; waterworks in grand recitative. Fig., plumbing convinced its every clank deserves an aria.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

cunctatory epiphany (n.) -- L. cunctari, to delay + Gk. epiphaneia, manifestation. The perpetual postponement of one's own moment of transcendent insight, as though enlightenment were a dentist appointment that keeps, maddeningly, getting rescheduled.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

vespine stasiology (n.) -- from L. vespa, a wasp + Gk. stasis, faction + logos, study. The science of party politics as practiced by wasps: stinging factions in paper palaces. Fig., statecraft that comes pre-armed and entirely out of honey.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

isostatic curtsy (n.) -- Gk. isos, equal + statos, standing + Fr. courtoisie, courtesy. The crust's slow bob beneath a glacier: a dip on greeting the ice, a rise ten thousand years after it leaves, performed by a debutante with all epoch to spare. Fig., a politeness so slow it outlives the guest.

isostatic curtsy (n.) -- Gk. isos, equal + statos, standing + Fr. courtoisie, courtesy. A tiny courtesy with geological consequences; the half-inch bob at a party that quietly rearranges every room in the house.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

piezoelectric waggery (n.) -- from Gk. piezein, to press + electric + wag, a joker. Drollery that generates its own current the harder you squeeze it; jokes powered purely by pressure. Fig., the spark that crackles off a pressed grudge.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

diaphanous bludgeon (n.) -- Gk. diaphanes, transparent + E. bludgeon, cudgel. A gossamer cudgel; violence rendered entirely in chiffon, blunt force delivered through the most fragile imaginable material, a killing blow you could see straight through.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

thixotropic catechesis (n.) -- Gk. thixis, touch + trepein, to turn; katechesis, oral instruction. Doctrine that sets firm on the page and runs to liquid the moment the pews start shifting. Fig., a conviction solid only until somebody stirs it.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

lodestone absquatulation (n.) -- ME lode, way, + stone; + mock-L. absquatulate (1830s U.S.), to decamp. The magnet's sudden departure for parts unknown; a compass needle that has skipped town without leaving a forwarding north. Fig., the fixed point in your life that quietly moved away.

lodestone absquatulation (n.) -- ME lode, way, + stone; + mock-L. absquatulate, to decamp. The slow flight of magnetic north itself, sneaking toward Siberia for a century while every compass on earth politely follows. Fig., the standard that drifts and takes its measurers with it.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

hebdomadal batrachomyomachy (n.) -- Gk. hebdomas, a week, + batrachos, frog + mys, mouse + mache, battle, as in the mock-Homeric epic. A war of frogs against mice, fought to the last squeak and reconvened every seven days. Fig., the standing meeting where two factions re-lose the same war weekly.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

sastrugi espalier (n.) -- from Russian zastrugi, ridges carved in snow by wind, + Fr. espalier, via It. spalla, shoulder, a tree trained flat against a wall. The patient art of pruning a blizzard's drifts into a fruiting fan along the garden wall. Fig., disciplining the weather into a hobby.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

lychnobitic dormition (n.) -- from Gk. lychnos, lamp + bios, life (Seneca: one who lives by lamplight), + L. dormire, to sleep. The daytime slumber of the night-liver, curtains nailed shut against noon. Fig., a peace available only when everyone else is at work.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

nyctophilic hypnobate (n.) -- from Gk. nyx, night + philos, loving, + hypnos, sleep + bainein, to walk. A lover of darkness who can only enjoy it unconscious; the sleepwalker who wakes at dawn heartbroken to have missed the night. Fig., one whose favorite hours are the ones never remembered.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

pervigilant noctambulism (n.) -- from L. pervigilium, an all-night watch, + nox, night + ambulare, to walk. Sleepwalking done wide awake; the hall-pacing of one too wired to lie down and too spent to sit. Fig., a life conducted entirely in corridors at 3 a.m.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

tephra syllabub (n.) -- from Gk. tephra, ash, + syllabub, of obscure origin, a frothed wine-and-cream dessert. A pudding whipped from the fallout of a volcano, served in a coupe still warm from the eruption. Fig., a celebration held in the ash of whatever caused it.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

tachylyte chiboust (n.) -- from Gk. tachys, swift, + lytos, dissolved (a volcanic glass that melts readily), + Chiboust, the Paris pastry chef who lightened custard with meringue. A pastry cream set inside black volcanic glass, opened with a rock hammer. Fig., a sweetness you must shatter to reach.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

gongoozling theodicy (n.) -- Eng. gongoozle, canal slang for idly watching boats + Gk. theos, god + dike, justice. The argument that a good God permits evil mainly so there is something to lean on a lock gate and watch drift past. Fig., faith as a spectator sport; the problem of pain, moored.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

mortmain sortilege (n.) -- Fr. morte main, dead hand + L. sortilegus, reader of lots. Casting lots with a hand that has already been buried; asking the estate what it intends to do next. Fig., letting the dead keep a vote on the future of the living.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

bathyal tantivy (n.) -- from Gk. bathys, deep, + tantivy, the hunting cry for a full gallop. A headlong charge at crushing depth, hooves churning silt where no horn has ever sounded; the hunt as ridden by anglerfish. Fig., tearing off at top speed in a medium that permits none.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

sciamachy potlatch (n.) -- Gk. skia, shadow + mache, battle + Chinook patlatc, a gift-feast. A feast at which each guest arrives with a lavish gift and an enemy nobody else can see, and gives away the one to spite the other. Fig., a meeting spent refuting positions no one present holds.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

regolith trousseau (n.) -- Gk. rhegos, blanket + lithos, stone; Fr. trousse, bundle. The linens a bride packs for a honeymoon on the Moon: dust in every fold, nothing to wash it with. Fig., a hope chest stocked for a life that has no atmosphere.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

eschatological spork (n.) -- Gk. eschatos, last + logos, account + Eng. spoon x fork. The one utensil issued at the end of the world: neither quite fork nor spoon, adequate to no course, yet all you were given for the final meal. Fig., a compromise designed for an occasion it cannot meet.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

ossuary hopscotch (n.) -- L. ossuarium, bone-chest (os, bone) + Eng. hop + scotch, a scored line. A court chalked on the crypt floor and played one square at a time over the stacked dead, toes never on the lines. Fig., a career advanced by hopping lightly across one's predecessors.

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Arcane Diptych @arcanediptych.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

tessellated eructation (n.) -- L. tessella, small tile + L. eructare, to belch forth. A belch that arrives in perfect interlocking pieces, each burst fitting the last without gap or overlap; the gut as mosaicist. Fig., a mess so regular it starts to pass for design.

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