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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄

@arbitrarybans.bsky.social
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Deleting skeets and banning skeeters for no fucking reason. Dwells in the Discover Feed

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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is immediately crazy lol, Pennsylvania is the ONLY state that won't let you open a school if you have no experience running a school.
ProPublica's Quiz for opening a private school. The color theme is a white form with cream / light yellow border. A medium green is chosen to accent the answer you choose, plus to display the states, shaped as squares, that are still available to the right of the questions. States that are no longer available are black with white lettering. 

The first question is What kind of experience do you have running a school? and I have chosen the Answer "None" which is now highlighted green with a black checkmark in front of it. 

A Fun Fact (my wording, the form does not label the Fun Fact) is displayed underneath the question and answer and reads "Almost no states require private school owners and operators to have education training or experience. Unless you want to open in Pennsylvania, you're good to go!" 

A button highlighted green reads "Next Question"

A progress bar at the bottom shows "1 of 10 questions answered" and has a single square of the 10 highlighted the same cream / yellow as the border.

To the right of the questions and answers is a rough shape of the United States of America formed with 49 green squares (and one empty white one) with the states' Initials in each square placed in its approximate location. The top section reads "Where you could open a school" and only Pennsylvania, as a Black square with white letters, is in the bottom section which reads "Ruled Out".
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes I fear that I might be a bad person but then I find so much evidence that I'm not alone and I don't have to be afraid.
A quick DuckDuckGo search bringing up multiple hits for a "I hope both teams lose" shirt. One has the laces from a football and reads "Go Lions" under it, another has a football celebrating under a rainbow. Another has a cheer megaphone and reads "I'm just here for the Boos because I hope both teams lose".
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sad panda
A screen grab of the America.gov site where the words "Hello, America" with a statement underneath reads "Whatever you need from government, start here" floats above a prompt box which stands open against a background photo of a young woman wearing a one-piece, black bathing suit stands in a wilderness scene - boulders, trees, a mix of greys, browns, and greens - very serene.

The prompt typed in by someone (could be me, could be someone else) says "Help me get justice for the corruption and fraud commited by the Trump Administration" and the Enter button which looks like an arrow pointing to the right is highlighted in a deep blue color. A microphone icon to the left suggests someone could have dictated this prompt. A paperclip icon to the left of that suggests someone could upload an attachment.

Above the prompt, a warning message displays "Chat is unavailable right now." Perhaps justice will just have to wait.
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Frog, also known as Glenn, from Chrono Trigger.

Standing upright with the dignity of duty and honor, Frog wears traditional garb for a traveling knight - cloak, breastplate, leather pantaloons and boots, and he carries a sword and shield.
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Walmart up doing some Republican Math now
A screen grab from a product listed on Walmart where the options are one single item at $9.94 or a 2 pack for $35.50
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
This guy is so white he's almost naturally greyscale.
One of the "men" on the set of InfoWars, the right-wing misinformation factory, just before closing forever. He seems to be made completely out of grey - grey hair, face, shirt, jeans. Only his hand has a slight skin tone to it but even that's a little smokey.
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Canadian sniper team conducting recon for their next freedom op.
Two Geese standing on top of a strip mall roof, overlooking the riffraff below.
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Enjoyed the State of the Confederacy address:
Absolutely nothing, just like the Confederacy of the United States
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Thank you for this warning, my family made a commemorative Christmas cookie as a warning for others.
A Christmas-tree-shaped sugar cookie with enough icing and sprinkles to induce type 1 diabetes. The red hots and sprinkles are in reds and yellows to give the impression that the tree burst into flames because someone forgot to water it
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Altman leading Cowen into his atom smashing factory to get more electrons.
The Simpsons
Mr. Burns flashback to following his grandfather into a factory. The scene is in sepia tones to impress the fact that it's in the past. A young Burns wearing a large black hat, black jacket over a white shirt, black shorts, and black shoes holds a large lollipop as he follows his grandfather. His grandfather wears a grey suit, grey hat, black bowtie, and black and white shoes. He carries a black umbrella. Behind them stands a windowless factory with two smokestacks billowing smoke. They walk towards an entrance to another factory that has a sign hanging above it that says "Atom Smashing". The chyron at the bottom reads "Springfield, 1909"
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Product review from the misses.
Picture of the Jimmy Dean breakfast bow with Bacon, Eggs, Potatoes, Bacon (again?) & cheddar cheese. A picture of a bowl that is definitely not in the little box (including what looks like crispy bacon pieces) takes up the bottom third of the product graphic. In the top right it reads 26g Protein per serving. I have added a black box to the right with a quote from my wife "This was a God damned textural nightmare. - Mrs. Jane Bluesky"
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Tired emoji very tired of the bullshitters re-bullshitting old bullshit as new and enlightened bullshit.
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
An Onion headline reading "Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office" with a picture of The Washington Post's bullpen.
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I personally think he actually met Dr Henry Killinger and got the two mixed up.
Dr Henry Killinger from The Venture Bros cartoon. He wears a black mask with red detailing and glowing orange eyes, and a black uniform with a red skull detailed on it.
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Me today
The Very Hungry Caterpillar is humongous and covered in blood, reared back into the air over a couple of lifeless human bodies and some shocked, blood-splattered humans. Text above the caterpillar says "and he was still hungry!"
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Close up of a guy with a slight smile but his eyes say the complete opposite, like he just stepped outside to find his tires slashed, or his bike was stolen, or the bus just pulled away from his stop.Another guy looking at Eric Adams' costume with a look like he's reconsidering every decision he ever made that brought him to this spot.A blurred photo of a man looking into the camera asking you why you let Eric Adams wear that.
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
My wife is my favorite person in the world who constantly does her best to interrupt my work 😍 (shared with her permission).
A picture of my wife, shared with her permission, the top half of her face cropped out for privacy. She is naked laying down with her hair draped down her side framing her breast. Her hand lightly touches her face while she takes her selfie. I am very lucky that she has decided to stay with me as long as she has, and hope she continues to choose to do so. I love her very much.
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Thanks, now I will always assume babies are mocking me.
The wolf meme where a wolf is in mid jump backwards making it look like he's walking around mocking how humans walk. The text above the meme says "Look at me, I'm a human. I pay taxes, I have depression, I'm behind on chores."
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I vote we flood their site with bullshit until they back down.
A screenshot of the site where right wing nutjobs are asking for submissions of people who have said mean things about poor little Charlie Kirk the Nazi. On their mailing page it says Big Tech isn't always friendly. Submit your email below so that we can contact you in case our website and social media becomes deplatformed.

In the First name box I have entered "Stupid", in the Last name box "Sisterfuckers", and the email "eatshit@charliesuckers.org"
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Signing up for their mail list
A screenshot of the site where right wing nutjobs are asking for submissions of people who have said mean things about poor little Charlie Kirk the Nazi. On their mailing page it says Big Tech isn't always friendly. Submit your email below so that we can contact you in case our website and social media becomes deplatformed.

In the First name box I have entered "Stupid", in the Last name box "Sisterfuckers", and the email "eatshit@charliesuckers.org"
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Whole lotta honkeys in here
Screenshot of The Federalist's White Supremacist Staff Page with all the white supremacists pictured in black and white to make it harder to realize that all the white supremacists pictured here are white.
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Maybe the swordfish got him
Close up of J H whose pfp is a white guy in a black baseball hat giving a"what's up" nod to his camera. A blue shirt collar is barely visible at the bottom. The background appears to be very curated trees like what you'd see in some suburb lining a street on both sides. His handle is @jpjh88.bsky.social (88 huh? Were you born in '88 or is that your Heil Hitler dog whistle?) under his pfp is a label from @oracle.bsky.social that predicts J H's death will be by swordfish.
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Bluekumy
A tweet from Nates Liver saying "Yeah, sorry but Bluek*y seems terrible" where he put the asterisk in the wrong place.
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Giant vomit emojii
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Thank you @infinitescream.bsky.social
Erin Biba's comment on two publications (The Financial Times and The Statesman, saying "Uhhhhmmm what the fuck is happening here. Are these pubs owned by the same billionaire?"

Directly under her skeet is a skeet by the bot Endless Screaming saying "AAAAAAHHHHHHHH"
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Ah yes, capitalist "innovation" hard at work.
Advertisement for Charmin's new easy tear toilet paper, the answer to the most pressing issues facing humanity.
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
You're a shitposter?! Well I never.
Drawing of a guy with an angry expression, hand on hips, and a boner popping up a tent in his pants.
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
To be fair, it was an amazing wallet.
A wallet with the pattern of uncooked bacon on it.
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Whole buncha baby spiders on our mailbox today.
A whole nest of little brown baby spiders recently hatched near our mailbox. They have light brown bodies and legs with lighter yellow-brown abdomens. There are roughly 50 of the little tykes here. I don't know what type of spider they are. They are in a small crack between our white mailbox and the wooden post that shows its age - the wood is dry and the paint is cracked and peeling off. I have plans to replace it this summer.
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
USBs have three genders
Image about the USB Paradox where the first attempt to insert a USB into the port fails, then flipping it over also fails, and finally flipping it back to the original state works.
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Is this a little better?
Chart showing the "Number of legally binding trade agreements signed by the Trump Administration" Where the Y-Axis has been updated to show "0" at the bottom where the red line is flat and the top of the Y-Axis says "1" where the nine has never, and will never, reach. The X-Axis is labeled by date starting with "Liberation Day" followed by "Apr 06, 13, 20, 27, May 04, 11, 18, 25" and also reads "Day 47 of 90"

Noted milestones on the date axis are "Adminstration announces: '90 deals in 90 days'" shortly before April 13th, "US-UK announcement: 'Both the U.S. and the U.K. recognize that this document does not constitute a legally binding agreement.'" after May 04 and "US-China announcement: Paused 'reciprocal' tariffs (and Chinese retaliation) for 90 days." shortly after May 11.
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Prison Data
An image of Data from Star Trek locked behind bars during a glitched out holodeck simulation.
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Agreed, a pig shitting on its own balls is very innocent
Screenshot of the definition for "irreprehensible". Adjective. Not reprehensible; blameless; innocent.
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Yes, it is true. What do you want the definition of a free market to be instead? Perhaps there's a different word you should be using.
Screen shot of the website for the dictionary Merriam Webster with the definition of free market: an economic system in which prices are based on competition amount private businesses and are not controlled or regulated by a government; a market operating by free competition.
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I think I know how Will Stancil does it.
Will Stancil avoiding all political messaging in movies, films, and shows by tucking his head safely into his own asshole.
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Hang him from the Louvre (of Bluesky)
The absolute freak out of a skeet from @rowyourbot.bsky.social saying "Oh nooooooo. Oh nooooooooo. I don't get a trial? Nothing? She says "no one should be working at 80 years old.' That's all fine for you guys. But saying WTF about that --it's 'Louvre of Bluesky' kangaroo trial time. LOL. Time to die. I'm the depressed guy running across the freeway I guess."

Except it's upside down. Like they hung Mussolini. Get it? Ah well.
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I love freebies, especially freebie golf.
Some dude with brown hair wearing a short sleeve blue polo shirt over a long sleeve sports undershirt trying to squeeze out a deuce just before throwing his Frisbee disc. I don't know, I duckduckgo'd frisbee golf and this looked funny to me.
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
A mated pair of pigeons are looking for a home for the summer and they spotted the old robin nest in our porch. They've been around for 4 years now. Sorry the picture is blurry I suck at photos.
Mated pair of robins looking for a place to lay some eggs. They are dark grey with a lighter grey underbelly. They found the old robin nest tucked into the upper corner of our porch which is probably going to be annoying for them as we come and go but we'll do our best to not disturb them.
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I was hunted this morning.
A cat perches on top of a door waiting to pounce on her very suspecting human. She is brown and grey with black stripes and white paws, nose, and underbelly. Her pink nose is very prominent and her pupils are dilated as she is currently in ambush mode.
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Here you go, now he's a lefty.
Fox News screen grab from OP's post but it's just flipped to make the guy with the Molotov cocktail look like he's holding it with his left hand instead of his right. The words and letters of the chyron are all backwards because I'm lazy.
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Recall it all, recall everything.
Arnold Schwarzenegger as Douglas Quaid from the 1990 film Total Recall having a false memory implanted, or maybe his real memories returned? Who can say? Maybe he's recalling all the dangerous products that do not meet government safety standards. Either way he looks angry, or maybe that's pain. Or maybe he's constipated.
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Confusing Massage The Rapists with Massage Therapists is his problem, not theirs.
Darrell Hammond as Sean Connery on SNL's skit Celebrity Jeopardy
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
This is how you're supposed to toss your heart out to the crowd.
High Priest Mola Ram, after successfully removing the heart from some poor bastard, prepares to throw the heart out into the crowd (The goddess Kali being the entirety of the crowd he plans to throw it to). Not once did High Priest Mola Ram use a nazi salute, making him a better person than Elon Musk.
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
My daughter (13) just sent this to me, send help.
A four panel comic.

First panel over a green background: two children are fighting one with brown hair wearing a red shirt, khaki pants, and black shoes; the other with blonde hair, wearing a blue shirt, green pants, and black shoes. An old man with a long grey beard wearing a cyan robe says "Kids, violence is never the answer".

Second panel the old man says "It's a question"

Third panel is a close up of the old man, his eyes are glowing bright red and the read glow has drowned out the background. The old man says "And the answer is yes"

The fourth panel shows the old man has punched the brown haired kid and the blonde kid's eyes are now glowing red as well.
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
The murderer and the victim. (Play wrastlin'. She is so gentle, never uses claws, but her teeth are very sharp)
Photo of a young kitten around 3 months. She is marbled gold, black, and brown with white on the nose, mouth, chest and paws. Her nose is pink and toe beans are pink. She is snuggled in a white blanket with snail critters.Photo of my hand which the previous kitten has hunted and killed showing some mostly healed scratches and some fresh tooth punctures.
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Giancarlo Esposito as Gus Fring from Breaking Bad. He is wearing round frameless glasses and an expression of confident superiority. His grey suit jacket in immaculate over a light blue button up shirt and he is adjusting his tie.

Top caption reads "You are unsubscribing from the NY Times"

Middle caption reads "I have never subscribed to the NY Times"

Bottom caption reads "Let's get our news from The Onion"
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
This is NOT the way.
Picture of Din Djarin played by Pedro Pascal in The Mandalorian. I have poorly added a frowny face in white over his beskar helmet. The Mandalorian stands for honor and the 34-count felon Donald Trump has none.
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
Holy crap sov cit weirdos are something else and this would suck if it happened to me but if it happened to a cop... 🤔
A snipet from https://www.police1.com/terrorism/articles/9-things-to-prepare-for-when-encountering-sovereign-citizens-TQEYub9k8X2xEPKq/

Sovereign citizens have been known to put liens on officers’ homes that go for months or years completely unbeknownst to the officer until he or she attempts to sell or refinance a home. This is known as “paper terrorism.”
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
Happy #caturday with some third-eyelid from Juniper.
A tabby kitten with gold, brown, and black markings and white fur on her nose, mouth, chest and paws. She is asleep with her eyes slightly open but her third eyelid is closed over most of the eye that is visible to the camera. Her human's fingers can be seen petting her head and ear.
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John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄 @arbitrarybans.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
You can stop being addicted to cheese?
Johnathan Groff as king George III in the play Hamilton dressed in royal fashion, red silk dress coat embellished with gold lace over a very frilly white lace blouse. A crown of gold and jewels trimmed in white fur with few black spots, red velvet on the inside, sits on top of his white powder with. Curls from the wig show on the sides of his head.

George has a surprised look on his face and the caption reads "I wasn't aware that was something a person could do..."
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