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@arbhor.net
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I like what is fine, even when it's not mine and never can be yet its joy is with me.

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arbhor @arbhor.net · 21/01/2026
The things they be putting me through for three golden pieces...
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arbhor @arbhor.net · 03/06/2025
Advancing my proposal for an ISO hazard symbol for wicked caltrops.
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arbhor @arbhor.net · 12/05/2025
Employers only want me for my marketable skills and not my innate ability to produce venom and toxins
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arbhor @arbhor.net · 06/03/2025
Dow Jones leaving retrograde!!
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arbhor @arbhor.net · 23/02/2025
Closing my eyes for a bit to check email, collect dailies, do the little word puzzle that appears in the eigengrau...
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arbhor @arbhor.net · 18/01/2025
Join our community of sorcerers
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arbhor @arbhor.net · 27/12/2024
Always trying to find out from people when they are planning to enter my collection
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arbhor @arbhor.net · 04/12/2024
Technology has allowed us to connect with the US English Dictionary more frequently and quickly than ever before.
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arbhor @arbhor.net · 29/11/2024
Fortifications have been completed on your rat, sir.
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arbhor @arbhor.net · 15/11/2024
To my dearest: the air quality index has not recovered since your last visit—
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arbhor @arbhor.net · 20/10/2024
Warning klaxon signaling, once again, someone's trapped in my maze.
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arbhor @arbhor.net · 07/10/2024
Caught the mind-body dualists slipping in chat yet again
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arbhor @arbhor.net · 20/06/2024
If they had let me have the whole petri dish, I'd spread bacteria all over too
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arbhor @arbhor.net · 23/05/2024
If I answer the depression screening questions honestly my doctor is just going to send me to that fucking clown again.
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arbhor @arbhor.net · 06/03/2024
Can I make the "Wikipedia" of losing knowledge?
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arbhor @arbhor.net · 21/02/2024
Next time I am pinned in a disagreeable social situation at a party, I am just going to start sending my Zerg over to attack.
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arbhor @arbhor.net · 31/12/2023
(explaining with unnatural concentration) The charm of a heap is that it hasn't yet become a pile
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arbhor @arbhor.net · 18/12/2023
Listening to my playlist that scares dogs.
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arbhor @arbhor.net · 06/12/2023
The torus is an incredible shape to eat
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arbhor @arbhor.net · 27/11/2023
I'm so fed up with my enemies casting ball lightning.
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arbhor @arbhor.net · 25/11/2023
I saw a rock today and my first thing was, "that's that thing that kills Piggy in Lord of the Flies."
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arbhor @arbhor.net · 22/11/2023
As you open your WORD PROCESSOR you are overcome with a ravenous hunger...
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arbhor @arbhor.net · 19/11/2023
If you're anything like me, you are probably asking, "where are her mandibles (arthropod mouthpart)?" 👏🏼
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arbhor @arbhor.net · 19/11/2023
Don't even talk to me if you don't have a carapace.
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arbhor @arbhor.net · 18/11/2023
The best way of contacting me these days is blunt or slashing damage. Piercing goes straight to my junk folder.
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arbhor @arbhor.net · 11/11/2023
My doctor and I, we are not on speaking terms...
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arbhor @arbhor.net · 09/11/2023
If I see a gazelle after work today it doesn't stand a chance.
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