"Listen, it doesn't feel right that you're legally a pet, how about we just say we're...friends? Roommates."
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"Mmmaybe you could see the screen better if you, sat in my lap? No I don't mind at all!"
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"Pstpstpst! Come on ouuut, who's a good little bit? Is it yooouuu~? kissykissy 💋"