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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza

@aracellig.bsky.social
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Late-diagnosed AuDHD/neurodivergent. Discovering who I am without the mask. Taking life one day at a time. “Be the change you wish to see in the world.” - Ghandi “A little less conversation, a little more touch my body.” - Helen Keller, probably.

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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Why is toilet paper always the hot ticket item?! Cyclospora’s about to send the stock of toilet paper through the roof again.
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I’m not completely convinced RFK Jr. wasn’t attempting to build up an immune system resistance when he took a dive into that sewer. He knew what was coming and figured early exposure was the slyest way to “self-vaccinate.”
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
In light of this political climate and economic system I will officially be adopting the phrase “Nugs, Hugs, and drugs” instead of the phrase “ass, gas, or grass,” because I don’t have a car and I haven’t been tempted by the rides from the asses who have offered. 😘
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Sooooo… how much longer, do we think, until Arizona and Utah are completely uninhabitable deserts?? We’re really leaning into that Dune Universe immersive marketing!
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Community Members, State Officials Divided Over Data Center Development
Several states have begun approving and building data centers, leaving many community members and local elected officials at odds over their development and resource usage.Data Center Development: On....
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
But also, can one of you crypto bros teach me how to get in on this. I swear I’m actually good at numbers. And to prove it, I’ll even let you pay for my meal while you regale me with all of your knowledge. 😘 See? Budgeting.
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Pretty sure I witnessed a guy making moves on Kalshi near the pallets of toilet paper at my local Costco. How do I know his motivation? Because he was the only person who A) was masked up & B) flinched when I said “Hantavirus” out loud. I don’t think it’s spreading by WORD of mouth yet. #youcanrelax
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I can’t draw blood, NYT games bot, but I will flaunt my mental superiority over you any chance I get. 💁🏻‍♀️
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
With the rise of AI, beating the Wordle bot has now become a personal vendetta for me. Solving Saturday’s wordle a little late, but a win is a win. Also, can we talk about how my Wordle is suddenly using “Riven” as a regular guess, but me guessing “Parra” was too uncommon to be a solution?!
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
it doesn’t think disparaging comments about Israel are something to be laughed at. Is this a good time to mention the time I got haunted in high school by my TV?
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
started glitching and my TV refused to connect. I should probably mention that right before this, I had watched an educational video about Iblīs (the Islamic devil equivalent). And now I’m trying to figure out if the spirit in my apartment doesn’t want me to learn because I’d be too powerful OR 2/
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Paranormal update: I recently changed the name of my TV from Mike (TV) to Diosito (little god) to keep my life interesting and apparently it worked! I just tried to connect my phone to the YouTube app in order to watch a Palestinian comedian’s full set from clips I’d seen and suddenly my phone 1/
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
They’re just “saying” what everyone else is thinking/feeling. God bless the unfiltered minds of babes.
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother’s Day, Gaia! I’ll try to remind your slightly hairless step-children to take better care of you and your real kids. 🌎🪿🦆🦢💐
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Sitting by the lake & an older woman walked by making commentary on the noisiness of the nearby geese. Who live there, btw. “Aren’t those geese so loud?!” “Oh, I’m enjoying the company of the geese and the ducks. It’s the swans who are the real noisy ones.” Photos of the swans for context.
A serene lagoon scene on a sunny day with blue skies and artificial swan paddle boats full of people and their boisterous children.A picturesque scene of a Chicago lagoon with the Sears Tower, or more uncommonly referred to as the Willis Tower, in the background and docile, empty artificial swan paddle boats parked beneath the Humboldt Park Boathouse off to the right of the frame.
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
On a *completely* unrelated note, would anyone be interested in investing in betting on the day to day events of my life? I promise you, things stay interesting for me. Figuring out Kalshi right now.
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Apparently, in the DUNE timeline of our dystopian future, when our country becomes a desert, it’s going to be a giant vegas strip.
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
What’s the over/under for him or the Bible to burst into flames??
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I know there’s countless memes about it, but I’d really like to take some time to appreciate the versatility of the potato. AND the actual nutrients in it as well?! As far as I know, it’s not considered a super food, but this is my official plea that it should.
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Also waiting for the launch of his tequila line with the worm in the bottle again. Really monetize on that meme-dom.
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Given the Kennedys’ proclivity to lobotomise their families in the past, whenever I wonder if RFK Jr. should get a lobotomy, I then immediately wonder if maybe that’s how they found his worm.
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Do you think Trump started taking Marco Rubio around with him everywhere because someone told him “Rubio” means blonde in Spanish; and well, we all know how much Trump loves a leggy blonde. 😂😂
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Forbes @forbes.com · 11/04/2026
The first American leader of the Catholic Church has fiercely criticized the war in Iran, deepening tensions between the United States and the Vatican.
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‘Enough Of War,’ Pope Leo XIV Says In Latest Condemnation Of U.S.-Iran Conflict
The first American leader of the Catholic Church has fiercely criticized the war in Iran, deepening tensions between the United States and the Vatican.
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Can we talk about the irony of the U.S. Govt feuding with the papal authorities?? Just curious, if American Catholics have to start fleeing religious persecution, which underdeveloped country do you think they’ll “discover” next? (Kind of joking….🙃) www.allsides.com/story/religi...
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Pentagon Denies Reports of Threatening Top Vatican Diplomat
The Pentagon denied reports that a senior defense official threatened a top Vatican diplomat during a meeting on January 22. The Allegations: A Free Press (Lean Right bias) report on Monday alleged th...
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Hear me out: The Story of Sampson and Delilah is akin to the “Boarding Schools” in the U.S. when the Indigenous children were forced stop learning their native language and were made to cut their hair (which, IMO is their most beautiful feature). Am I cooking? Or should I touch grass?
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Meanwhile, I haven’t actually dusted any corners above my shoulder heights. 😭😅🥹
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Me all day while walking around my apartment:
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Maybe I’ve been reading Animal Farm too much, but do you think is there a correlation between Pork being the “other white meat” and not being allowed to be eaten in Islam practices? Or do I need to reduce my time gardening?? 🍃😅🤣
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
As someone who recognizes the power of words/names, I think we should start a petition to rename the “White House” the “Executive Quarters” as the current name feels a little (un?)intentionally rooted in yt supremacy and like a self-fulfilling curse.
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Hot take: The “mark of the beast” isn’t a tattoo or scar or number or any other “sacred/sacreligious” symbol; it’s that red hat and “patriotic, ‘Murican’ flag memorabilia” you threw on in the name of Oppression and hate.
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Is Jim Carrey actually being replaced by a body double, OR is he starting his campaign for next Oscar season early by method acting himself into a twin after watching MBJ’s performance in Sinners??
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Realizing that when you first meet a person, you’re also getting a glimpse of all the people they’ve known before. And the more you get to know them, the more you see what’s important to them based on the parts of their previous relationships they carry with them. We really are all connected. 🤯
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I can’t believe it took me this long, but Tracee Ellis Ross makes the list. I honestly kind of forgot she’s a nepo baby, but now that I’ve been reminded, she’s jumps to the top of the list. We’ll need humor and skin care advice after the revolution ends.
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I have been a million people in my life, and I hold onto each one of them like they’re my most cherished part of me.
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
How long until we get the big SWAT mission simultaneously arresting the administration and announcing not just the evidence of the crimes from the Epstein Files but also the charges for election fraud?? Asking for a friend.
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Apropos of nothing, did you know Adolph wanted to be an artist before he got in to politics??
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
If astrophysics says multiple timelines are occurring simultaneously and time is not linear, do you think there’s a timeline where Trump’s inner child could be healed by having his mom frame his artwork and his dad telling him he’s proud of it?
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
The way “Baa Baa Black Sheep” hits so much different as an adult is unsettling to me. Especially when you start adding baby motions to adult understanding behind the words.
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Yo. Andrew Lloyd Weber, I see what you did there. Cute way to gloss over the incest. “What about the children?!?!”
Orange background with the lyrics from the song “Jacob and Sons” from the 1991 London Recording of “Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat.” 

The lyrics read:

Jacob was the founder of a whole new nation
Thanks to the number of children he'd had
He was also known as Israel, but most of the time
His sons and his wives used to call him Dad!
Jacob! Jacob and sons
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
See kids, history is fun when you add music to it!
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Do you think the cast of Hamilton withdrew from performing at the Kennedy Center because of Lin’s grudge against Jefferson? Because clearly Trump forgot that the US economy was developed by a Dominican Refugee. Basically a light-skinned brown man from a former slave port.
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I aspire to be like a dandelion. To persist with such strength I flourish through concrete. And I as reach my last days, I too would like my spirit to get blown through the breeze.
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I don’t think I’m ready to add my fourth selection yet, but I can add an honorable mention: Josh Brolin. He may be old enough to be my father, but he’s still so attractive. And for a Cali-born and bred nepo baby, he seems like a chill guy. Plus, he writes his own poetry!
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Even worse, the people who voted for him don’t seem to care.
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
“An orphan’s psychological health is as important as their physical needs.” I wonder if that’s true for humans as well? 🧐
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Ok, what’s everyone’s favorite misunderstood autistic trait? Mine is how people get offended if you correct them using the wrong word, but to me, I would rather be corrected to avoid making the same mistake again than have my ego spared.
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I fully believe that the amount someone hates me is indirectly proportional to the capacity of love they could have for me if they would get over themselves. 😊
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Ok! I’m finally ready to add another celebrity to my list of nepo-babies I’d save in the “eat the rich” revolution! Sean Astin. He just comes across as so wholesome and as far as I know, I haven’t heard any problematic stories about him as a celebrity. Samwise Gamgee gets to live!
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
… but then I go to open the door and it’s still locked. So now this little song and dance has become a habit where I, daily, try to open a locked door. Am I alone in this? Is this an Aracelli Original?
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
…and let him run in while still wearing his boots. I always struggle to get his boots off because he’s a stubborn old man, and then can’t remember if I unlocked the door. Without fail, I trick myself into thinking I did unlock it bc I remember thinking of doing it …
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La Mensa Sin Vergüenza @aracellig.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Does anyone else form little off-habits based off of thoughts of how you want to do something? For instance, when bringing my dog in from a walk I always think to unlock the door, but then decide instead to take off his boots so that I don’t accidentally open the door …
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