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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023)

@aquaticvanguard.bsky.social
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Splatoon competitive team • est 9/2021 • LUTI S15 D4 • Ike smells like lint • Splatoon Acquaintances • Neato is ok we think (leaning towards maybe not actually)

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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Introducing AV-GPT: a chatbot created with love, it has the ability to answer all questions AV-related! We are currently making a demo run on Bluesky with AV-GPT, ask it questions in the replies and watch it work its magic!
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
We may be on live support and have only 3 weeks left to live but we're still kickin baby!
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I think Aquatic Vanguard will win the Super Bowl
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
What
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I'm glad our prototype is slightly working. We want extra sick, though
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
How is the team celebrating Thanksgiving? Ike: "hmmm yes I love my wife and da AV fam" Shmeeb: "I'm partying my wheel rn" Twig: *guttural screams*
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Yall fuck with Onions?
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I'll steal your flow all I want but God forbid I steal that font
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
kid named Aquatic Vanguard
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I don't know what to do about him anymore.
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
You can't kill me in a way that matters
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Go to sleep, Twig.
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Hey fuckers! We're looking to recruit a 4th to the team! Here's some info on what we are looking for and shit!
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Actually, I took the yacht out yesterday in the Caribbean. Works fine to me. Paint's chipping away, though
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
This account looks like a great place for a Shen Yun ad
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Hot Life Tips: Sometimes you just gotta eat the cereals to make the cereals Thank you for reading!
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
We have come to make an announcement, we at AV would like to say goodbye to @mystictactician.com as she'll be leaving the team on good terms! We wish her well in whatever her future in Splatoon holds! Thank you for playing with us and you'll ALWAYS be apart of the AV family that keeps on growing!
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
aquatic vanguard was 59 years ago. think about that
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
AV fam really pulled up to my wedding 😭 💙 I’m so thankful for the lifelong friends a silly little squid game gave me. Some of these mfs flew 2000+ miles for a single night to watch me marry the love of my life I’m blessed to have such amazing people supporting me I love my AV fam frfr 🫶 - Ike
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I will double the intern and give it to the next person
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
100 thousand Aquatic Vanguards or dinner with the social media intern
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Only if you behave with Neato
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Does anyone remember when Graggle Simpson was a part of Aquatic Vanguard?
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Do you guys fuck with Blop Bop?
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
No that just means the audience members are the ones doing something wrong
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Notice how nobody in the audience at Riptide complained about me, the social media intern? Clearly I'm doing something right
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I really, really, REALLY don't know what you're on about
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
You guys dont know this but, that really bad intern we have finally revealed themselves to me today at Riptide, I would out them but I would then be outting myself Just wanted to vent about having this info and not being able to reveal it, so bye
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
what a yapper
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I am already regretting my decision to allow the previous intern from that accursed site back as they have already made a spelling error, thus damaging our brand. I, the better intern, will be monitoring them more closely now. Failure to comply will result in termination... OF THEIR LIFE
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
FURTHER MENTION OF THIS SPELLING ERROR WILL RESULT IN DEVASTATING CONSEQUENCES. - Returning AV intern
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Afternoon, fellow AV fans. After years of intense struggle with the ruthless members of the team, I have managed to re-assume my role as the social media inter. While the path to my return was violent, my triumph is glorious indeed. anyway who ripping they tidd
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I DONT USUALLY MAKE THE DRIP PIC POSTS OKAY? IKE NEVER SHOWED UP WHEN I TRIED TO TAG HIM FOR SOME REASON, IM THE NEWER INTERN AND I WAS ON 5 HOURS OF SLEEP LEAVE ME BEEEE
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Damn bro I botched the hell outta this post, maybe we do need that old int-... no NO NOT THEM!!
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
4th place, 4TH PLACE! I TOLD YOU IM TIRED, GOD FUCK
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I want to go to sleep i had 5 hours of sleep oh god why did I play Splatoon SOS the tournament on 5 hours of sleep what is wrong with me Oh btw AV got 3rd in Lantern Bracken I think! @twigthebluepikmin.bsky.social @shmeebtm.bsky.social @mystictactician.com @ike who doesnt actually have a bluesky
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ShmeebTM @shmeebtm.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I'm on AV now 🎉
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
What's up bitches! We are like Frankenstein (the monster) bc we live again and got idk what place in SoS today but it was in Hammerhead bracket idfk! But that's not important, what is is that we'd like to announce that @shmeebtm.bsky.social & @mystictactician.com have joined our roster!
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Rebranding to Terrestrial Vanguard
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Oh yeah luti thing happen today. We lost, oh shit Uh yeah that's all BYE
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
What's this "Div 4" stuff? Do you guys really not know how to divide 3 yet??? It's 2 you fools
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Twig @twigthebluepikmin.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
LIVE AV REACTION
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Chronos @chronospyli.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
www.twitch.tv/SplatoonTour... on stream with @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social
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SplatoonTourney - Twitch
SeaBATTLE 4! Holiday Storm - Splatoon LAN Live from Seattle, WA
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Who is this guy? Anyway go watch him bc he's part of AV at seabattle or else you'll suffer our curse!
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I blame Neato for causing us to be in D Tier, he ruined the logo with his presence in our team chat
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Our one twitter intern really wants the password to our Blueksy account but I think it's funnier that we never give it to him so ripg bozo lmao
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
New Year, New me This means everyone is off the team and we are replacing them all with random people from other teams
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Twig is now legally allowed to drink, this is a national emergency. Get into your Doomsday Bunkers IMMEDIATELY
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