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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Swoop got damn Swoop
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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Chris Albright loves a damaged asset rehab project almost as much as much as forcing wingers/fullbacks into being a wingback. This might be his favorite signing ever
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Laurel Pfahler @laurelpfahler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🚨Sources: #FCCincy has signed former Manchester United LB Tyrell Malacia thru the 2027 sprint season after a brief trial to ensure the fit for both sides. The club has had success before signing high-talent players w/ something to prove. Interesting player to watch. www.patreon.com/QueenCityPre...
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Sources: FC Cincinnati signing former Manchester United defender Tyrell Malacia | Queen City Press by Laurel Pfahler
Sources: FC Cincinnati signing former Manchester United defender Tyrell Malacia by Queen City Press by Laurel Pfahler on Patreon. Join Queen City Press by Laurel Pfahler's community for exclusive cont...
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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They win, but don’t storm the field. Which means beating Western Michigan is a bigger deal for the program than beating a Top 12 team. Once again, a fanbase has ruined all meaning behind storming the field
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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So Michigan fans HAVE to storm the field if they win, right? Like, it would make the Western storming all the more cringe if they didn’t do it after beating a top 12 team
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CincySoccerTalk @cincysoccertalk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Extra rest never hurts, but how much added energy will FC Cincinnati need against a renewed Philadelphia squad? We ask Kyle and Jillian from The One Team We Agree On to break down the Union.
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S11 E26 Jersey Swap – Philadelphia Union – Kyle & Jillian Almoney from The One Team We Agree On
The unexpected postponement on Saturday means that FC Cincinnati has had extra time to consider their side of the equation. Now they need to figure out a team that has suddenly resolved their own issues. The Orange & Blue face a revitalized Philadelphia Union squad that has rediscovered their chemistry. Undefeated since the World Cup break, the Union are suddenly world beaters again after a tumultuous start to the season.
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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Michigan fans are going to try and Zapruder film the hell out of this. You don’t have to do this, babe. You got a gift and took advantage. Just shoot the DraftKings folks a quick thank you and move on.
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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So gambling just did that.
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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Man Cackles, Sticks Tongue Out
Alt: Michigan are frauds
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CincySoccerTalk @cincysoccertalk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Our YT post with Jon from @rfkrefugees.bsky.social! youtu.be/1hdKj37ObkE?...
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Jersey Swap S11 E25 - D.C. United preview w/ Jon Hoffman from RFK Refugees
YouTube video by Cincinnati Soccer Talk
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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The timing is confusing and really hampers this team in the short term, even if his play had dipped dramatically since his injury. Unless a FA is coming in, I’m not sure what the point is of doing it when his contract was ending at seasons end
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Laurel Pfahler @laurelpfahler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#FCCincy GM Chris Albright said Julian Malatini & David Doudera, both “good value” adds, will help shore up the defense + provide a depth boost needed for a playoff run. Despite late arrivals (~2-3 wks out), fans need not reset championship expectations. www.patreon.com/posts/168569...
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Albright 'pleased' with summer window; the 'work's not done' for FC Cincinnati | Queen City Press by Laurel Pfahler
FC Cincinnati general manager Chris Albright described the summer transfer window as one that started a little slower with the World Cup but
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CincySoccerTalk @cincysoccertalk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Has the Wooden Spoon been relinquished? Does D.C. United have the legs for the playoffs? We talk with Jon Hoffman from the RFK Refugees about the upcoming match between #FCCincy and DCU.
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S11 E25 Jersey Swap – D.C. United – Jon Hoffman from RFK Refugees
The transfer portal has sealed itself shut. Everything we see from now on is permanent. If FC Cincinnati plans to make the big dance, it will have to do good with the date that brought them to the prom. They'll have to prove themselves against the current Wooden Spoon holders this weekend. Let's not jump to conclusions. D.C. United has done well to distance themselves from last year's performance.
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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Screeching, actually. This rules so much.
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Nate Gilman @nrgilman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
assuming the passing translates to MLS, Douděra genuinely might offer something this team really needs. if it doesn't, ouch.
Doudera's player radar showing lots of passing success, not much elseDoudera's 24-25 radar
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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Chris Albright playing all the hits here: Yet another wingback Pulling from a league with past success A national team player that will likely miss a ton of league time to play for his country
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CincySoccerTalk @cincysoccertalk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
There are a few things that people want to forget from their Nashville trips, but we have to relive it to relearn it. We go over #FCCincy’s off-tune performance in Tennessee and discuss the upcoming transfer window deadline. Join us at 9pm! www.youtube.com/live/-ZpM-ZE...
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CST Episode 478 - Worse Than That Luke Bryan Song
YouTube video by Cincinnati Soccer Talk
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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
One down, one more retirement left and it can’t come soon enough
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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Adam Sandler: Now You're All in Big Trouble
Alt: Chris Alright cooked
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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Chris Albright has joined the party
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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
PRO continues to be the most shambolic officiating organization in professional sports. It’s just simply stunning how often they get it wrong.
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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Pausa de Hidratación alert in Nashville 🚨💧 @sickosfc.bsky.social
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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
What do you mean another one-hit wonder manager and a half a billion dollar roster spend didn’t cure the systemic rot that is this team? I’m stunned!
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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The inevitability of Tottenham’s collapse on every game has become something of a comfort similar to how hypothermia is described when one freezes to death.
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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Folks, starting to think that Tottenham might should have been relegated
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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
“Oh, my wife never canceled Peacock! I’ll get to watch Spurs live this season..” Spurs:
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Nate Gilman @nrgilman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
wrote about Roman Celentano's 2026, which hasn't been great, but hasn't been bad, either. He's not bailing FC Cincinnati out like he did last year, though, and I think that's making a difference in how his season is being perceived. www.preseasonstreams.com/gk-union-che...
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Midseason GK Union Check In
A check in with FC Cincinnati's goalkeepers just after the halfway mark of the 2026 season
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CincySoccerTalk @cincysoccertalk.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Two opportunities for a win vanished in the second half for #FCCincy last week. The CST gang go over the Leagues Cup exit and draw at Orlando on tonight’s live show. Join us at 9pm to talk soccer with us! www.youtube.com/live/jdFBH6Y...
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CST Episode 476 - Nothing to Gain
YouTube video by Cincinnati Soccer Talk
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CincySoccerTalk @cincysoccertalk.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The CST gang gathers after #FCCincy bags two Leagues Cup victories at TQL Stadium. Join us tonight at 9pm EST as we discuss the results and the upcoming matches this week. Is Leagues Cup silverware in our future? www.youtube.com/live/_ts9xBg...
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CST Episode 475 - Dos Victorias
YouTube video by Cincinnati Soccer Talk
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CincySoccerTalk @cincysoccertalk.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
One win down, two matches to go. FC Cincinnati take on Pumas UNAM on Friday night in a pivotal matchup that could decide both teams' Leagues Cup futures.
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FC Cincinnati’s cup run continues against perennial challengers Pumas
FC Cincinnati got out of the gate in the 2025 Leagues Cup group stage with an impressive 3-1 victory against a long-standing Liga MX stalwart. However, they stumbled early against their next two competitors and never fully recovered, crashing before the knockout stage. The next match will be a test to see if history repeats itself. Cincinnati (1-0-0, 3 pts.) will try to distance themselves from a crowded MLS peloton atop the table, hosting Pumas UNAM (0-0-1, 0 pts.) at TQL Stadium on Friday night.
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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My sweet Jesus, Evander did it again lol.
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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
My good mother of god, Evander. Disrespectful levels of absurd goal scoring range.
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CincySoccerTalk @cincysoccertalk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
After an unsteady performance against the Crew, FC Cincinnati welcomes another talented Western Conference foe. Jacob Holton has your preview for Saturday's match against San Jose.
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FC Cincinnati look to bounce back against San Jose Earthquakes
FC Cincinnati (6-6-5, 23 pts.) are looking to put a bad performance in Columbus in the rear view mirror this weekend against a revitalized San Jose Earthquakes team. This is the final match in league play before the Leagues Cup starts in earnest, even though San Jose (10-4-3, 33 pts.) will not compete in the tournament. Both teams will be looking for the three points, but for totally separate reasons.
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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Brenner telling Columbus to get fucked because he loves Cincinnati too much might make him a club legend. Might need to induct him into a Ring of Honor for this act alone 🧡💙
Brenner turned down the Crew because Cincinnati is better.
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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
FC Cincinnati is just as drunk after the WC break as they were before. Beautiful chaos. Majestic in its lunacy. I’ve missed them so much.
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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This kid has more aura than Messi will ever have
Keyne is the GOAT now.
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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Of course that fat corpse made it about himself
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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Will Ferrell Laughing: What An Idiot!
Alt: Will Ferrell Laughing: What An Idiot!
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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I hate this so much. Argentina have played the worst kind of soccer, aided by a cowardly official, and been completely outclassed by a team who actually wants to play the game…and are 15 minutes away from a coin flip chance.
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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It’s going to be so damn frustrating when the first Argentina shot is the game winner…
Spain is dominating everything except the scoreboard
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CincySoccerTalk @cincysoccertalk.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
FC Cincinnati presents depth in exhibition victory over Burnley FC The Orange & Blue return to fitness with goals over the Clarets by Kevin Denkey, Ayoub Jabbari, and a returning Kristian Fletcher.
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FC Cincinnati exhibits depth in friendly victory over Burnley FC
With the switch to a new calendar next year, FC Cincinnati friendlies could bring more opportunities to test preseason development against higher-caliber squads. Last night's friendly against one of England's oldest football teams might be a step in the right direction, at least for the remainer of the 2026 season. FC Cincinnati hosted EFL Championship squad Burnley FC in a toasty summer matchup at TQL Stadium Friday night.
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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
4 minutes is a mercy killing number
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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
A lot of ghosts in this picture (shoutouts to @futi.live)
The void that lost the USMNT the game against Belgium
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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My word, Matt Freese. What a time to have a massive brain fart
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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Only being down 1 is an absolute gift. Need to take advantage of still being in it.
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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The plot gone in this game. It's just pure chaos in it's best and worst form all at once.
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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hell yes, this game is good and drunk
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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I think I get why billionaires like corruption so much. It’s fun when it benefits you.
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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Only Argentinians and cult members are happy about this result. This sucks.
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AquaNoggin @aquanoggin.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Seems fitting that after all the good build up plays, the goal comes from complete slop and a lucky bounce. They all count the same, I reckon.
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