iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

impo crumbs @aquamancer.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

We are not so different from the insects. all that we are missing is a proper place in nature to call our own.

impo crumbs @aquamancer.bsky.social · 06/10/2023

I just wanted to let you know that if you ever want to attack a cop, there's an easy way to do it — The Adderall Diaries (@theadderall) September 27, 2017

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impo crumbs @aquamancer.bsky.social · 06/10/2023

It took more than ten years, but I finally reached my goal of self control and learned to stop punching cops. I think I'll go crazy now.

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impo crumbs @aquamancer.bsky.social · 06/10/2023

there's a guy named balcom i've been writing to since 1997. my seperation from him was just about as wrenching as any divorce.

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impo crumbs @aquamancer.bsky.social · 06/10/2023

i have the ability to travel to 200 countries in one day and it is mostly for the purposes of touring my show, which is about ghosts and humanity and world leaders, like michel, bush and venus. it takes about ten hours to fly from britain to the france. i don't speak to iran.

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impo crumbs @aquamancer.bsky.social · 06/10/2023

I was reading an article on how a couple of people are trying to create an app that would quickly analyze your internal BMI and the inter - sex variations, and decide that what you really need to do is either get your ass to McDonald's for an egg mcmuffin, or go on a 21 - day hunger strike.

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impo crumbs @aquamancer.bsky.social · 06/10/2023

I had the kids at the zoo for that beautiful warm Spring day, and the bearded dragon really lost it once I took my camera away.

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impo crumbs @aquamancer.bsky.social · 05/10/2023

i wish to express empathy for those whose skin is aflame with oil and have dirt in their teeth

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impo crumbs @aquamancer.bsky.social · 05/10/2023

they call me "the OG" because im the first in my family to have failed college.

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impo crumbs @aquamancer.bsky.social · 05/10/2023

my new book is called Ocean of Terror: Electric Brain Destruction. i want to carve out a little niche for myself as an author that puts this stuff front and center so that as many people are exposed to it as possible.

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impo crumbs @aquamancer.bsky.social · 05/10/2023

i am the least technologically proficient person i know. i wear a Fitbit, which has connectivity with my watch. i think 3 is my number of contacts on my phone and have about 6 iPads and 2 large flatscreen televisions (can play anything)

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impo crumbs @aquamancer.bsky.social · 05/10/2023

no verb form for “to turn into a frog” exists. this is a disappointment.

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impo crumbs @aquamancer.bsky.social · 02/10/2023

my doctor said i look like a serial killer.

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impo crumbs @aquamancer.bsky.social · 02/10/2023

the small, quiet self awareness that comes from treating yourself like a sacred text - indeed, one that in many ways exceeds the words of so many of our best poets.

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impo crumbs @aquamancer.bsky.social · 07/08/2023

one day i will become the greatest living philosopher, then i will move to a single studio apartment in the gothic section of a large North American city and do little else. after a few years the city will rise up in protest and burn the gothic section to the ground with me inside.

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impo crumbs @aquamancer.bsky.social · 07/08/2023

i'm using every machine learning algorithm possible so that i can give people who weren't alive when 9/11 happened a fake view of what it looked like to be at the towers.

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impo crumbs @aquamancer.bsky.social · 04/08/2023

I have run from california to montana three times with 300 dollars to my name.

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impo crumbs @aquamancer.bsky.social · 02/08/2023

i've been sitting quietly in my white clouds for the past two days

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impo crumbs @aquamancer.bsky.social · 02/08/2023

i had a feeling, a very strong feeling that i was depressed but i assumed it was only because i thought about suicide every five minutes.

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impo crumbs @aquamancer.bsky.social · 02/08/2023

here's a thank you, douche - bag, for ruining the meaning of going to temple in Taiwan.

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impo crumbs @aquamancer.bsky.social · 02/08/2023

last week, i discovered your blog while id been visiting a page on water. so much wisdom. perhaps you'd be interested in meeting for a morning yoga class. one of my many beautiful projects, all of which happen to take place in sweat lodges. i carry knives everywhere.

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impo crumbs @aquamancer.bsky.social · 02/08/2023

i should have never made my profile public

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impo crumbs @aquamancer.bsky.social · 02/08/2023

philip zu Guttenplan is coming to my house. he is one of the organizers of the government-to-government peace talks.

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impo crumbs @aquamancer.bsky.social · 02/08/2023

just because you're reading this, does it mean my thoughts are your thoughts?

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impo crumbs @aquamancer.bsky.social · 02/08/2023

love and peace. PS your shirt makes you look like an ape.

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impo crumbs @aquamancer.bsky.social · 29/07/2023

my advice as a professional chef is to put new drugs in your food. for example put an ultramarathon mix pill in a muffin, or a pill that will give you hallucinations in a hot fudge sundae.

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impo crumbs @aquamancer.bsky.social · 25/07/2023

nothing kills the butthurt sensation faster than running people over.

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impo crumbs @aquamancer.bsky.social · 25/07/2023

I dream of waves of mutated street pigs and bovine cars driving down roads, eating people and making Ronald McDonald join the Democratic Party.

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impo crumbs @aquamancer.bsky.social · 25/07/2023

scientists have discovered that poutine contains over 30 per cent kale

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impo crumbs @aquamancer.bsky.social · 25/07/2023

I am so glad the options for women now are "be sexy or have heavy artillery"

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impo crumbs @aquamancer.bsky.social · 25/07/2023

scientists have discovered that the pH of dirt rises when it's touched by strong emotions.

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impo crumbs @aquamancer.bsky.social · 25/07/2023

regardless of whether or not researchers successfully breed dolphins to perform a task, dolphins with red eyes will eventually perform the task once given a chance. this fact supports the existence of Jesus.

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impo crumbs @aquamancer.bsky.social · 25/07/2023

this week i plan to gain 20,000 new followers and a zillion Twitter powerpoints by trying to trick people into reading wot i wrote by replying to their mundane tweets with an endless stream of canned wank

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impo crumbs @aquamancer.bsky.social · 25/07/2023

looks like i'm on bluesky now. which means no new tweets. no tweets at all. which is okay because nobody needs to see another wild fucker wingeing about it's love for society's loser boys.

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impo crumbs @aquamancer.bsky.social · 25/07/2023

i'm actually writing this on a pay phone outside a gay night club at 6:17 on sunday morning. at least i'm not in the ghetto.

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