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Woodworking for the Urban Apartment Dweller Visit www.theapartmentwoodworker.com for Projects, Tips and Tricks, and other Ruminations about Small-Space Woodworking.

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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
One click, one level
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
While an associate at a Manhattan BigLaw firm, I spent a few weeks of my commute reading the Silmarillion while listening to Rise and Fall, Rage and Grace by The Offspring on repeat. It imprinted a link in my mind. And yes, Fingolfin's duel with Morgoth is to the soundtrack of "A Lot Like Me".
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
What's my Age Again by Blink-182
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
When you play Secrets of Strixhaven MTG:Arena, play all the removal you have. Wait, wait, wait. What I think you heard was "Play lots of removal". What I said was, "Play all the removal you have.". Do you understand? #MTG #MTGA #ParksandRec #RonSwanson
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I don't know if the #Mets will win this game today. But I am enjoying the hell out of this small ball approach. #LFGM
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
As long as it's relatively dry, all the pines are stable enough for gluing and screwing. Even cross grain. I wouldn't worry about it unless it's really wet or green.
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Just a hand plane in a vise. Use a 6 or 7. Heft plus sharp.
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Same. He was sorely missed, but I just hope he took all the time he needed.
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
New Shooting Board I've had the same shooting board for 12 years. It's a clone of the Lost Art Press plans (made of 1/2" baltic birch plywood) and has served me very well. But after a dozen years, it's pretty chewed up (mostly from being too lazy to flip it over when using it as a bench hook for…
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New Shooting Board
I've had the same shooting board for 12 years. It's a clone of the Lost Art Press plans (made of 1/2" baltic birch plywood) and has served me very well. But after a dozen years, it's pretty chewed up (mostly from being too lazy to flip it over when using it as a bench hook for sawing). So, over the last week or so, I took the time (and some pine scraps) to make a new one.
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I have been actively unfollowing Magic: the Gathering creators who are putting any effort into creating content about the new TMNT set. I am so over universes beyond slop.
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
As a gin drinker, I concur.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/02/2026
Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape
Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
It was somewhat bittersweet to have cut down the quartersawn red oak desktop for the office desk that was one of my first big woodworking projects in 2013. The frame of the desk was long ago reclaimed for other projects. But I've always held on to this top. Oh well. #woodworking
A stack of quartersawn red oak laying on a woodworking workbench.
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I'm not ashamed to admit that I cut the rough angles on my little band saw. But refined them with hand planes.
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Good weekend of work getting the sharpening cabinet complete and hung. I need to make the middle shelf a bit deeper but it's fine for now. #woodworking # workshop
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Working on a new wall cabinet to go above my workshop sharpening station. Opted for adjustable middle shelf. We'll see how that works out long term. #woodworking
A white pine square cabinet that is still in the clamps while the glue dries.
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Working on a silly Standard Goblins deck for #mtgarena and this is working okay so far in non-ranked play. I've basically bottomed out in Platinum so I might just try and go ham on ranked.
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I've been playing an angel package with Clarion conqueror and rest in peace in magic arena and it got me to platinum today. Kind of hit a wall and I need to figure out what sort of removal I need to get me to diamond.
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I did not foresee that QAnon is a real thing, just with Republicans instead of Democrats. Very glad I left the GOP in 2016. I still consider myself a Kennedy Conservative (socially liberal, fiscal and foreign policy conservative). But god damn, this is some sick shit I'm reading about in the Files.
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Reptilicus! Great MST3K episode.
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Ban Kavaero, you fucking morons.
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I still stand by this. And so should you.
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Your journey's not over. It's just begun. Make your dreams your destiny. And do what must be done. If you're frightened, If you're worried: you're not alone. Hand in hand, we'll take the step into the great unknown. #andrewwk #yourenotalone
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Scrubbed out at 5-3. Couple of games were winnable but mana flooded late.
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Listening to Andrew WK - You're Not Alone while crushing a MTG: The Last Airbender Quick Draft. Boros Aggro with Ally and Lesson packages. Let's GOOOOOOOO!
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
New Years 2026 Happy New Year, everyone! Hopefully everyone has fully recovered from their New Year's Eve partying and is back in the shop. I certainly am. As with every new year, I try to tackle a few small but important projects (I call them "fixgasms") around the shop. The term is not exclusive…
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New Years 2026
Happy New Year, everyone! Hopefully everyone has fully recovered from their New Year's Eve partying and is back in the shop. I certainly am. As with every new year, I try to tackle a few small but important projects (I call them "fixgasms") around the shop. The term is not exclusive to the workshop. A fixgasm can be anything that's been on the to-do list for too long and won't really take a ton of effort to complete, but will have outsized impact when done.
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
One of the best episodes of Mythbusters.
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
There was a monster in Supernatural called a Tulpa (sp?) that kinda fit the first half of this. Very cool idea.
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Moulding Plane Cubby When I first built my wall-hanging tool chest, I had only a handful of moulding planes. Basically a quarter set of hollows and rounds, plus a wooden fillister (rabbeting) plane. So the little cubbies at the bottom were more than sufficient for both those and my couple of…
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Moulding Plane Cubby
When I first built my wall-hanging tool chest, I had only a handful of moulding planes. Basically a quarter set of hollows and rounds, plus a wooden fillister (rabbeting) plane. So the little cubbies at the bottom were more than sufficient for both those and my couple of joinery planes.
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
TIL that Ceres is in the asteroid belt, not a trans-Neptunian object like I had always thought. Huh.
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Let's get to fucking that turkey of inflation, boys!
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
"All I Want for Christmas is You" is the greatest Christmas song. Nay, the greatest holiday song, of all time. #MariahCarey #ChristmasFuckYeah
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I raise you EverQuest and City of Heroes
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Happy Thanksgiving (2025)! Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate! It's November 27, 2025 and things are in a weird place. It's been a busy year for me, professionally. Workflow is good; the pipeline is strong. And all I want to do is spend some quiet time in the workshop and forget about the…
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Happy Thanksgiving (2025)!
Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate! It's November 27, 2025 and things are in a weird place. It's been a busy year for me, professionally. Workflow is good; the pipeline is strong. And all I want to do is spend some quiet time in the workshop and forget about the chaos out there. It's important to take some time for ourselves, if we can.
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I bought a very cheap Stanley No. 6 #woodworking hand plane off eBay that's in remarkable shape. It's definitely post-war but before they got super chintzy. I'm not a fan of the kidney shaped lever cap, but for something that will just live in a bushcraft toolbox, you can't beat the price.
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I will probably never forgive WotC for the Spiderman set, but what I've seen so far, the new Avatar: the Last Airbender set is pretty good. I have a jumpstart deck of Siege Engines/Swordmaster (WB), and it's crushing. We'll see how I feel about it after diving into some Standard.
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I still think it's funniest to end it right there.
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
My rant on Magic: the Gathering Universes Beyond and why Aetherdrift deserves more love. theapartmentwoodworker.com/2025/11/08/i... #Magic:theGathering #MTG #MTGA #Aetherdrift
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In Defense of Aetherdrift
For those who only know me as a woodworker, you probably won’t be surprised to hear that I also love Magic: the Gathering. I’m in my mid 40’s and my first pack of Magic was Unlimi…
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Andromeda multiplayer was every bit as good as ME3 multiplayer. #N7 #N7Day #MassEffect
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Timmy, how many hotdogs would you say you eat per day? Seven. Is that high? It's a little high.
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
My #woodworking dust extractor vacuum unit crapped out after 13 years. It just randomly turned on (during a conference call), wheezed a long, high pitched sound, and slowly ran down until it was unresponsive. I'm sad, but not distraught. They don't make the filters anymore. It was time. #RIP #HEPA
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
"God Only Knows" by The Beach Boys is the greatest song ever written. I will fight you.
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Human beings are terrible. They constantly disappoint me. There need to be less of us. You know: usual late stage atheist, former Catholic stuff.
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Sorry, I meant "Don't" pull the lever. Whoops.
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Pull the lever in the trolley problem.
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
If I ever won election, I would swear my oath of office on a copy of The Silmarillion.
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Garfield was at least trying to make quality. And had a vision (no pun intended). This is just quantity BS.
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
This set is dogshit and is clearly a cash grab. I am not going to pay a single dollar on this crap. Please stop this universes beyond bullshit and stop doing blatant scalper-porn.
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
After 3
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The Apartment Woodworker @aptwoodworker.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
When you're feeling down, just input "Play Album I Get Wet" to whatever your music streaming service may be. Andrew W.K. is both a hero and a humanitarian. #partyhard #igetwet
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