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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Only retailer I have ANY hope in is Costco. They’re the only one who has ever compensated me without my asking or even being aware I was overcharged. If they can figure out a way to even partially refund their customers, it’ll be a win/win for their PR and their members
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Somewhere out there, a ketchup bottle is shattering against a wall
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Yep. They want more and more power
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Wait I thought that was a fever dream
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Someone from the future trying to undo whatever he’s done
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
MTG stays on Jigsaw, I mean Laura Loomer’s, neck
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Mars is Elon’s wet dream. Wonder what he could have possibly done to get them to agree to it.
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Only the good die young
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Honestly forgot he was still alive
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Doesn’t sound like a conflict that’s wrapping up
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Oh my
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Update: just left the gas station and I did not, in fact, make any money
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Nebraska Humane Society @nehumanesociety.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
sometimes a pet's name just makes sense
a black cat named Donna Kelce Home Renovation
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I’m in the American South and was like “my goldfinches don’t look like that” and then I saw you are in Ireland. Beautiful bird!! Such a stunning array of colors.
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Hersheys has destroyed Reese’s reputation by gradually incorporating cheaper ingredients til the product became inedible. I see anything Reese’s now and assume it is waxy, crumbly and will make me feel sick afterwards.
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
My own family has delayed and delayed purchases until absolutely necessary, but eventually things have to be replaced. Did you know a gd toilet seat is FORTY DOLLARS.
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
How are they so bad at this 😭
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Like MTG, he knows MAGA is going down in flames and has decades left in his career. I could see him in a cabinet position after Dems regain… well everything by 2028. Beshear might give him a prominent position in the name of bipartisanship.
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I have a toilet to clean but thanks
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Yep. I also predict a common Costco W. They sent me a check for $10 because their Kirkland paper towels I bought one time yielded fewer than labeled. I didn’t ask for it. Just showed up in the mail.
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Hide the ketchup bottles 😭
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
How on earth is he supposed to become the cult leader? Man has negative charisma. My skin crawls when he speaks.
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
My lazy ass white cousins are still on the couch, living off my Granny’s Social Security and every government benefit they qualify for. Strange. I thought they were gonna find their bootstraps ??
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
His presence is so off-putting, I literally can’t watch video of him. Trump is an entertainer. Love him or hate him, I’m always interested (and terrified) in what he’ll say next. How on earth does Vance carry the MAGA movement after dumpy is gone. I don’t see how it’s possible.
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Me too, girl
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Curious how old she is. FoxNews is a lot of horrible things, but they are EXCELLENT at capitalizing on fear of made up problems. The elderly MAGA I know have it on 24/7 and lock in with that *DONG* bell sound when they update the headline. Like cats to an automatic feeder.
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
(That is certainly what the stats say) but I literally cannot name ONE person whom I know irl who flipped to Trump in 2024. I know probably 10+ non-voters, 3rd party voters or previous Trump voters who voted for Harris. And that’s just my little circle in the South. I’ll never understand the outcome
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Interesting. Here in the US, that ~25% outlier in any poll is the MAGA crowd
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
He really got me there 😞
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I watched it in real time and didn’t notice anything too racy. Afterwards, heard the hullabaloo about GAY PORN AT THE HALFTIME SHOW and rewatched it. Maybe I’m too woke but I still didn’t see it 😞
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I remember seeing a young man named Barrett that accused Wexner of trafficking him while working as a model. Tiktok and instagram would ban his accounts over and over and he’d have to make new ones. He screamed this for at least 5 years.
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I read an interesting theory about the Mar-a-lago party with the performers in dog masks last month. Someone said it may have been a strategy to direct “Trump puppy party” Internet searches to that event and not the Sascha Riley story. Wonder what this could be redirecting searches for
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
This is my surprised face
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Why are all my MAGA cousins still sitting on my granny’s couch? Go out there and get those just “the Mexicans are taking from us”
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
media.tenor.com
a woman in a blue and white floral dress is sitting in front of a blue background .
ALT: a woman in a blue and white floral dress is sitting in front of a blue background .
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
media.tenor.com
a woman in an orange coat is saying `` oh ! my eyes ! my eyes !!! '' .
ALT: a woman in an orange coat is saying `` oh ! my eyes ! my eyes !!! '' .
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
He’s so fucking stupid
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
HARLOT!
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Is the staffer named Stephen Miller
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
They reserve the right to refuse service to anyone 🤷🏻‍♀️
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
100%. My MAGA extended family has always been this way. He gave them permission to advertise their hateful opinions to people outside the family. They were never quiet behind closed doors and with likeminded friends.
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
What the actual fuck?! “Littlest girl” makes me want to vomit. And the only thing redacted was the senders name??
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Ok Pepaw. Let’s sit down now
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Thank you for your service
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
This is the first one I can clearly hear in his voice. Especially the “a *little* naughty”. That’s his cadence and word choice style.
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aprilscat.bsky.social @aprilscat.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I’m gonna print a copy of the email and send it to my local Rep representative telling him the same.
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