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April Richardson @aprilrichardson.com · 19/02/2026

Do y'all think he thought they were Hot Cops

April Richardson @aprilrichardson.com · 31/01/2026

also not the point but there’s a 12-year-old in some middle school somewhere right now getting absolutely scorched by his friends for still saying “girls for the win!”

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April Richardson @aprilrichardson.com · 25/01/2026

“Well he shouldn’t have brought a gun to a protest” — these guys

guy with an assault weapon at a coffee shop on some random Tuesday

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April Richardson @aprilrichardson.com · 11/01/2026

Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert, and a picture of the band/ artist. Savannah Civic Center, Hank Williams Jr. I was like, 6. My uncle took me; don't know if it was because no one could babysit me or what. I remember my tiny mind being blown by Hank playing every instrument.

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April Richardson @aprilrichardson.com · 10/11/2025

I am defying @pftompkins.bsky.social's wishes of no replies and no quote replies on this to tell you this is exactly how I feel about Wonderful Christmastime

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April Richardson @aprilrichardson.com · 28/08/2025

I gotta pin my formerly pinned tweet here because I genuinely think about it a lot; I wrote this down as soon as he said it at the Pulp doc premiere in L.A., and still try to keep it in mind when making anything.

"Self-consciousness is the enemy of creativity." - Jarvis Cocker

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April Richardson @aprilrichardson.com · 23/06/2025

Paul Heaton is so underrated as a lyricist; also if you replace the mentions of the queen in this song with Trump it could have been written last week. Most Housemartins songs hold up today!

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April Richardson @aprilrichardson.com · 06/06/2025

Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

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April Richardson @aprilrichardson.com · 18/05/2025

Me after the UK got nil points at last night’s Eurovision

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April Richardson @aprilrichardson.com · 05/05/2025

Like, just THINK of all the melodies this dude has put in your head for decades and decades and still, zero ego. Duh, The Smiths, but SO MUCH ELSE. So much! For this album alone I’d be like, “No one make eye contact with me and my rider is 7,000 pages long”

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April Richardson @aprilrichardson.com · 05/05/2025

Johnny Marr all day, baby! Here’s him being nice while I’m literally going, “YOU’RE THE FUCKING BEST, MAN!” right in his face with zero chill

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April Richardson @aprilrichardson.com · 27/04/2025

Also I remember the pull-up bar seemed to be like, 10 FEET off the ground with zero padding or mats underneath?!!? So it was like, "Hey hang here struggling for a few minutes in front of the entire gym and hope you don't fall & get an immediate spinal injury!" The only child who could do pull-ups:

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April Richardson @aprilrichardson.com · 26/04/2025

I'm on the latest @thedollop.bsky.social telling @daveanthony.bsky.social & glowing skin @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social about a strong stance I've taken since, I don't know, birth: Stay out of space and the deep ocean. omny.fm/shows/the-do...

Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds in awe of April Richardson's sound arguments and airtight logic for why both space and the deep ocean are similar environments that no human should venture to and, to put it concisely, are none of our damn business.

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April Richardson @aprilrichardson.com · 05/04/2025

This was my attempt at a Hemingway joke, but I put my real dummy feelings about this on Instagram

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April Richardson @aprilrichardson.com · 05/04/2025

On trash: two cones, never licked

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April Richardson @aprilrichardson.com · 03/03/2025

Also all this money and “anti-aging” tech to look like the ghost of a vampire

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April Richardson @aprilrichardson.com · 11/02/2025

“Hey I wonder if aliens exist?” YES THEY ARE IN THE OCEAN DUMMY. This is an ALIEN LIFE FORM. This fucking guy is AVERAGE compared to other shit down there! I think space is none of our business too but I guarantee you if we find dudes living on Mars or wherever they will look friendlier than this

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April Richardson @aprilrichardson.com · 11/02/2025

This fucking thing was on my Instagram & I think the only people who should have to sign NDAs are those who study these shits. DO NOT TELL ME ABOUT THIS & DEFINITELY DON’T SHOW FOOTAGE! KEEP THIS A SECRET! NONE OF OUR BUSINESS! STAY OUT OF THE OCEAN! This thing doesn’t want its picture taken either!

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April Richardson @aprilrichardson.com · 26/01/2025

Resume OPTIONAL! We hire purely on vibes

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April Richardson @aprilrichardson.com · 21/01/2025

Hey, real quick, this is nuts: I am looking for a job and have been for a while. I apply for a lot of things via LinkedIn & just now clicked on a link there for a proofreading position that took me to this wild-ass screen

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April Richardson @aprilrichardson.com · 10/01/2025

Perhaps here y'all will find a brief respite from the world's unending horror by collectively mocking my stupidity, because during another rewatch of Mad Men, I am again reminded that I will go to my grave not understanding what this ad is supposed to mean? Or what the joke is? If there is one?

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April Richardson @aprilrichardson.com · 31/12/2024

out. It was awesome. She was in her literal death bed & still making these people who came to visit her laugh & smile. I know saying this kind of shit is such a cliche, but I learned so much. This is the last photo I took of my nana; she died two days later. (Everyone always comments on her teeth

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April Richardson @aprilrichardson.com · 09/12/2024

"I don't care what we name our business as long as it's an acronym!"

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