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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

At an "Office Hours" meeting for an NSF grant and they just said "NSF is going through a lot of changes. We got a new building..." Neat! That's not really any of the changes I've noticed though.

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

What redditing for 8 hours does to a mf

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"But trains don't start running until 5am" Hey I think funding can fix that. "it takes an hour to go from San Ramon to Concord" Hey I think funding can fix that. "I'm voting no to properly funding public transport that's already on life support" Oh ok...

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Makes sense. There's probably a lot more underage fanfic porn on twitter

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Just an absolute hail mary. I hope it works out for you, tiger.

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'm gonna be so for real with you right now, "I followed the porn account the storylines" might be the greatest dodge attempt I've ever seen.

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It gets even better when you realize the one account this dude followed was malfoy porn and he immediately unfollowed when someone noticed that

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Scholar of Institutional Betrayal was my favorite boss in Dark Souls 3

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I mean according to him carefully wrapped death threats are actually a-ok (as long as they're directed towards a trans person) so I don't really see the problem. Explicitly: his position was that telling a trans person "enjoy the camps" wasn't something worth moderating

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Turns out that Luigi was load-bearing.

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Seems less like the conclusion is that it's a bad idea and more like "it would require a lot of political will that just isn't there." Trying to add taxes or reallocate portions of a city's budget to ensure transit is well-funded would be a political nightmare

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

He was actually a grandson of Elvis impersonator. And the rabies? Also an impersonator.

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Old people have the wisdom of time to know they could have been much sluttier and don't want you to make the same mistake

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Dipshittery is intergenerational. Humanity's common heritage.

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Eddy falling into AI psychosis while trying grift off AI would be very on brand

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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

ME: I think that went great for a first introduction. Man, parents always love me! I don't know why I get so panicky every time! PARTNER: Were you not scanning the faces around the table when you called Bill Nye the Science Guy “hideously pornographic”

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Do you believe the 3 year old on Ms. Rachel was responsible for that?

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Reason 1. *Extremely loud, bass boosted fart noise*

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Overwhelming victory

Picture showing that OP blocked me with dark souls "enemy slain" text that says "Transphobe Flummoxed"

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It's also not 80 years? Look at how far trans rights have slid in the past 5 years alone, with dem help! You just don't have a dog in the fight so you don't care.

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Look if you make a choice to sacrifice some people to try and get votes, don't be mad when the people you sacrificed don't vote for you. That was part of the choice you made.

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The analogy would be better served by saying they're both sandwiches that will kill you. One sandwich just kills you a little more slowly, while people smile and say its for the greater good.

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I dare say, what exactly was your intent then? Because offending seems like all your post is capable of

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Frowning and shaking my head while looking at Hasan's bulge so the other Republicans at the RNC know I don't approve

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Paul, define what you mean by reasoning.

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

What about your inability to answer basic questions?

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Personally I feel like the blockee got off easy in this scenario. In a proper society we'd confiscate your knees for saying this shit.

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Going "what the heck is THAT!?" and pointing behind the batter before trying to bowl the baseball across the plate

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

This is just the first stop. She's sending them to Ukraine next.

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

"When Democrats win Congress this fall and the White House in 2028, she said, they will 'pass enduring legislation' to fund and expand the Affordable Care Act and tackle federal tax reform to address inequalities. " Oh honey...no they won't! They have no interest in doing that!

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Yeah. It's not a real slur but the absolute glee with which people have been using it like one has made me side-eye the whole thing. Kinda feels like you just wanted permission! Seems like a bad habit to fall into!

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

True, but I think the point the article is making is that it burdens the entire system by leaving relatively little water free for other uses. Even if the water is returned, it requires a vast withdrawal that opens the system up to risks in times of drought. That's my understanding, at least.

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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗼 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘃𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗺𝗲, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Damn they're really beating your ass in the comments here. You should probably consider deleting your account

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

So weird that @akoustov.bsky.social never responded to this. Surely he just didn't see it.

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

"I stand by everything I have written" Yeah see that's where you messed up. You should reconsider that

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

In high school I'd do this with my friends but in reverse. We'd order pizza for delivery and brainstorm silly characters we could play. My favorite was "posh rich person" because all I did to sell it was wear a blazer over my regular outfit and talk like Mrs. Doubtfire

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

This is fantastic news but also, as an outsider with no background info on this, I had a real "curtains for zoosha" moment reading names like Chomp and Froglet

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Ok honestly the block is fair for making the reader recognize that fact alone

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

The key is to overload the plane with inputs while at 10,000 ft. This actually causes the system to perform a stack reset and automatically spawns the plane at the destination gate.

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Like do I apologize again? Feels less genuine the second time around

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Chat you know what's more embarrassing than misspelling a recipient's name in an email? Apologizing and then immediately doing it again a few days later.

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

This all slaps so hard that I didn't realize this dude was against it at first. Join the DSA, folks

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Don't forget to do your algebra homework before class tomorrow.

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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Doing such a good impression that everyone kneejerk hates you is actually award worthy. Well done

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