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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 6h
I am "this hubby" and can tell you exactly why we say that: we KNOW that once we have a dog (or a cat) we are their life-line, happiness, health and everything for life. We love them & feel responsible and we KNOW we'll not do a half-assed job. Lots of work with guaranteed heartbrake at the end.
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Take it as a sign to check your account's history and your router's log files to see who else is using your network/IP address and account 😳
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
same result, though
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The real question is how to get it out of there... and if it is worth keeping it intact while extracting it. All I know: the horse is worth saving, while the rest seems to be pure trash.
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
land of the freeeee 🎶
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Official data says there are "33 active Internet Exchange Points (IXPs) in Russia" - get those 😈
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this guy does not need an opponent to trash him - he is completely capable of doing that on his own 😂
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just go into the pool - you intended to do that anyway, right? You'll get wet - you intended for that to happen, too... right? 🤪
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Russia is currently implementing measures to contain a plague outbreak .."? how about an alternative: "Russia is creating a plague outbrake to distract from their failing war in Ukraina. Researching easy and effective ways to distribute the plague to the naive western world"
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She is the prettiest firewall denying local connections out there! 🥰
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Shredded wheat contains whole wheat, not hay: "cooking whole wheat berries in water and steam, passing them through specialized rollers to create long, stringy strands, and then baking the layered strands into crispy biscuits" That said, it is really simple: Don't like it - don't buy and eat it.
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"anti-plague research institute", "anti-epidemic lockdown" remove the "anti" and you have the real purpose. They are cooking nasty stuff and they are researching best ways to deliver it to the rest of the naive world.
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this is a Christmas picture.... 'cause nothing says "I am Christian" like weapons and fuck everybody I don't like.... I often wonder: Do 'mericans realize how stupid and inadequate they look to the rest of the world?
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Trump" and "plan" do not belong in the same sentence.
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It is straight forward in the US: Every action can be a crime or not. That is not determined by the action, but by who commits it. You can just breathe and be shipped to ElSalvador. Or you can do horrible deeds and become the president of the US. Depends on being the of RIGHT gender & standing.
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Honestly: remove the music and the human interpretation and you get a dog that does not react to anything. That dog has been smelling and registering changes in their human for a long time. Might not define it as cancer, but a wig removal will not do that either ... dogs love&accept us "as-is" ❤️
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He is good! Saying all that with straight face is just gold
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"even a crappy democrat is better" .... I guess Fetterman is perfect then...
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As a non-American, I look at this and see the absolute circus that is the US. Fucking clown nation; the World needs a big lid to be dropped on top of that country and isolate them for a century or two. Alas! We do not, in fact, live in a magical world where evil places can be sealed off.
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that monkey is a menace.
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
kekekeke, I hope, not too picky about the poop? I have a standard poodle. White. She allows to be groomed all right, but then again, she is not picky about the poop she'd roll in either - deer, horse, cow, even bird droppings ... where did I go wrong with her?!
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That Mal looks extra big, doesn't he? .. and if you are on the wrong side of it, probably looks like a giant, even 🥰
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
never the right moment for it to end, isn't it...
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
he's got supporters possessing stupidity in amounts nobody has seen before.
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if it is that heavy, it will make sure you are also in shape :-)
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hm. might be just me, but: don't think that dog is happily playing - looks more like the capybara is low-key aggressor and the dog is a bit freaked out and in defense...
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
and then they blame social media for alienation. No! It is just that people meet cats and then no-human-else matters.
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nessi, is that you? 🥰
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
yeah, I know: suspended over a well of shit ... ah, the good old days!
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Льется горечь по губам, как расплата за грехи! Я себя оставил там, где не слышат молитвы мои! Я же знал чем кончится путь..." Bitterness on my lips - like a price to pay for my sins! I left myself behind where my prayers go unheard! I knew how the journey would end... Catchy song. Make them pay!
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am ashamed to admit, that every time I sneeze, my dog is both startled, awakened and puzzled. Never a "no-reaction" from her on this. "I'm sorry" settles her :-) So, I started doing what they call a "closed-airway sneeze" - might be bad for me, but as long as my dog is unbothered all is good 🤪
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
make the dog and the cat white and you have my situation. I'm making my poodle a police costume for Halloween!
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this looks exhausting
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Da.Fuk.
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
for some reason I read anesthesia as euthanasia and was "?!" then I watched the whole thing and was even bigger "?!?!??!" seems all wrong - my dogs and cats have all been sterilized and have never gotten such a rough treatment in the recovering period? I'm not a vet, but damn, this looks just....
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
huh. I'll believe it when I see it
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
yeah, been there repeatedly. Found out; my future self always hates my past self's decisions. And: my past self always underestimates my future self's cooking abilities 😈
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
when I read that I was thinking "you didn't dream of _this_ - then, what the fuck did you dream about when you were a kid - to kill Ukrainians instead?!" They are fine with whats going on in Ukraina as long as they are unaffected. MFers!
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
dream for a pick-pocket 🥰
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
coming to US theaters this November!
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ah, good; I'd be really disappointed if they comply with Trump and stop attacking refineries. Level them!
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
muhahaaha
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
most regular people are not really aware just how much their little videos cost. If everybody was paying the _real_ price of this "generative AI", there'd be much less shit like this out there.
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
surprisingly few Japanese people for a theater in Japan, but what does AI know....
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
HayDay
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
we all start appreciating how good we have it until we are moved to a shittier cell.... good for the cannibal, though ✅
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
done with you human, don't talk to me until tomorrow! Zzzzz
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
according to his actions: its the Epstein files
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Funny how many stick to the same race they had as kids? My neighbor is 67yo and has had German Shepherds all his life. I went from a Border Collie to a Street Delight (rescued mix of everything) to a King Poodle and love all races! Dogs rule! 🥰
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appricot.bsky.social @appricot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Gonna be one interesting trip back home 🥰
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