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Adrian Mitchell @adriansugarmitch.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
If your boyfriend had a rough day, just be sweet to him for a minute. Trust me, it helps. 💙 I need that kind of sweetness right now. main: @adrianmitchvue.bsky.social
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I made a maze for myself but it’s a gorgeous maze so I’m not mad about it
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
lmao no comedy allowed in my hugbox please
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
gemma is a PLANT GIRL
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
EMMY
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
dream blunt rotation #severance
an image of severance actresses britt lower, jen tullock, and dichen lachman posing together for a photo on a couch
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
give her the emmy #severance
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
this was my whole problem with the ‘George Soros is secretly running the country’ conservatives, you’ve literally elected the very thing you swore to avoid
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
yknow who isn’t increasing egg prices? the jason’s deli salad bar
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
new severance is fantastic, tremendous energy
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
new fav mac track youtu.be/IMUNeQ3W2ew?...
youtu.be
Mac Miller - Funny Papers
YouTube video by Mac Miller
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
??
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
me every day: how could I possibly be expected to work today
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
americas so cooked dude
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
going to start shouting the word SWINDLED! when things don’t go my way
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
rewatched WHITE CHRISTMAS for the second time this season, shit slaps SO hard dude
a promotional image for the film WHITE CHRISTMAS
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
for the record I think skyward sword is a wii game first and a zelda game second (which holds it back when compared to other zeldas) but the LOOK and the SOUND of skyward sword might be peak
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
oh are we fancasting 007 again
an image of actor Dev Patel
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
added a diet widget to my smartphone and now I hate myself just a little bit more
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Lay ✨ @laythick.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I’m making healthy eating choices in 2025. Goodbye 10pc wings and hello 8pcs wings
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
if I didn’t know anybody better I’d say the only accounts that are successful on here are run by people who post 40+ times a day and are completely and utterly mentally ill
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
me during act 2 of KRAVEN THE HUNTER
bugs bunny wearing a red scarf asleep on a park bench
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
there is no way that all of these shit posters are adding alt text to their shit posts
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
slaps
a screenshot of a YouTube video called NICKELODEON 90s/2000s CHRISTMAS… (https://youtu.be/-x7Pr5wgz78?si=YLLNdgLgGO3VLjsf) featuring various Christmas cartoons from the Nickelodeon television channel from the 90s and 2000s
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
the funny thing about saying something is “better than sex” is that it never actually is because sex is the best
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
similar energy tbh
a production still for the film 'We Live In Time' starring Andrew Garfield and Florence Pugh that features an odd looking carousel horse that gained notoriety for it's strange appearance ahead of the film's 2024 releasea screenshot from the '28 Years Later' trailer from director Danny Boyle and writer Alex Garland that features a worn-out shirtless animated male corpse shambling through a field of yellow flowers that is rumored to be Cillian Murphy reprising his previous role from the franchise
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
telling my cat that i have to work
an image from Christopher Nolan's 2014 film 'INTERSTELLAR' wherein actor Matthew McConaughey emotionally embraces actress Mackenzie Foy.
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
he might be the joker
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
so far marvel rivals is ok
an edited screenshot from the television sitcom 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine', where Detective Santiago is seen holding a photoshopped image of the Marvel Rivals character Jeff the Shark and saying the words 'I've only had Jeff the Shark for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself'
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
me in person: authentic, real me on the internet: everybody is kidding, sarcasm reigns, that trans shitposter is a court jester in this throne room of bullshit
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
looking for a way to plug my music straight into my central nervous system
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
super lame VIOLENT NIGHT isn’t available anywhere normal
a mobile screenshot from justwatch.com featuring search results for VIOLENT NIGHT  (2022) starring David Harbour, which is only available on STARZ select apps and streaming service
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
are they saving zelda games for big events or something?? what is the deal
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
a screenshot of a tweet from user @alorisoi (@alorisoi.bsky.app) with the text stating "no rizz, just brown eyes & the constant desire to share random facts from my general knowledge"
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
diabolical fit
an image of Yukon Cornelius, the prospector character in the stop-motion animated film “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” that was made for television in the 1970’s. Here Yukon is seen wearing a long red beard and wiry mustache, a red beanie cap, yellow earmuffs, and a green parka with brown backpack straps and an iron pickaxe with wooden handle.
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
going to start suggesting incredibly stupid shit to people and following it up with “if not, why not?”
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
snow miser always has so much more rizz than heat miser
snow miser from the rankin-bass stop-motion animated film “The Year Without A Santa Clause” heat miser from the rankin-bass stop-motion animated film “The Year Without A Santa Clause”
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
CONCLAVE now available on VOD, where are the vape gifs
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
lmao wtf bad take central
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
type of shit I’ve been on lately
A screenshot of folk musician Noah Kahan’s song “Stick Season” on the Spotify Mobile app, wherein the word “Stick” has been covered by a white bubble with squared-off edges and the word “Soup” appears written in black, effectively renaming the song from “Stick Season” to “Soup Season”
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
movie theaters should offer a variety of breakfast cereals
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
if I had a child rn how would I have ever discovered my love for cold brew
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
im learning guitar and bar chords are bull shit
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
people who care about which gender is in what bathroom are fucking losers
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applezachintosh @applezachintosh.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
tried to share that MEGALOPOLIS funny moments compilation somebody got dragged for posting a few days ago on the other site and it turns out they've already been bullied into hiding it
a screenshot of a quote-retweet twitter post from @zweigsballs that is retweeting a now-removed MEGALOPOLIS funny moments compilation from another user. The quote retweet says: 

oomf: look I've compiled some megalopolis funny moments 

filmtt: this right here is the death of art. you've committed a crime against the arts. I'll never be happy again (link to original post)
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