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NSFW art account. Minors will be blocked.🔞 I am a pervert who jacks it to cartoon dragons. Normies retweet me at your peril.

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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The comic made you irrationally angry or going "nyah?"
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Does every furry turn into their 'sona or just me? Because if it were every we'd all be dead from all the ones with city-sized balls crushing us.
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm in this post and I like it a lot.
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
See you get it.
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Would I want a furry airline pilot? I'd insist on one!
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don't threaten me with a good time
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And the panther man is hot.
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Okay this is probably an extremely unpopular opinion but I don't loathe the new Golden Axe cartoon. Like, I get where the critics are coming from but taking it for what it is, and going in with no expectations I kind of like it. It made me laugh.
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I liked it even before I saw the balls and then I liked it EVEN MORE
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You absolutely can.
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well I'll have to buy it I guess.
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What's your new book about??????
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@woot-art.bsky.social this is your vibe.
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What game and how buy?
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He tryna ignore it...
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In my writing I've called that phenomenon a "multi stage" erection. Basically an erection's super Saiyan form.
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"I will become a master debater!"
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Karl Marx warned everyone about this like 150 years ago.
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/mike...
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Insane combo popped up on my feed just now.
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thanks! I'll check it out after work.
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Are you selling these collected in print anywhere? Obviously I need to study.
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I obviously need to brush up on my Goth Bimbo Heathcliff lore
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
OhHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So is the woman giant or is Heathcliff tiny?
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ohh. I didn't even spot that. I love your comics. I'm not trying to give you a hard time but this one went all "Cow Tools" on me.
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Like, I thought she was a normal woman and her size was just due to her being in the foreground. I was scratching my head over why GBH was so tiny. Also the fact that there's an actual snowman in the panel made it confusing who the caption was referring to.
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Normally your comics are on point but it took me way too long to figure out that the woman was giant and it was an "abominable snowman" joke.
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wait it's that easy???????
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In case anyone is wondering whether posts like this matter they absolutely do. Because of your post I hurried out and ordered my own copy of XNOO.
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You are body goals personified.
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yeah sorry I meant at first glance.
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It looks like Krogar's right arm is growing out of his chin.
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You could tell Coyote v. ACME was originally about fentanyl/oxycodone and I'm kind of disappointed they toned it down so much.
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What an idiot. His daughter is obviously too young to hold any public office.
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's funny because the date on the comic could have been 9/7/1926 and it wouldn't have been out of place. (Okay yes technically 1926 Labor Day fell on September 6th)
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
100% #BookSky #WritingCommunity
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
At first glance it looked like she was sitting on the palm of a giant hand.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Idk I think the eternal torment afterlifes might be worse.
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And drew them!
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Yes but what if the greedy people who hoard money aren't so bad actually? Is it possible that the ghosts are the ones who are truly being selfish? I think it's about time we let the billionaires have a voice in the media.
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Tuzz - Helium Inspector @tuzzleton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just a heads up, looks like someone tried to impersonate me. Some things to know if they are the real me: -My accounts are NOT banned and if they were, you can bet I’d be whining about it here. -My email of tuzzleton.art@gmail.com is never different. -I send invoices, never the other way around
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ScruffyBrush @scruffybrush.itch.io · 30/08/2026
#PSA: #Commissions #scam going around Hai :3 Today a scam tried to fuck with the wrong guy They claimed they make 800$ a week doing it by basically baiting fake commissions impersonating artists on bsky Let's make sure that scum starves through education: Here's my scambait + how to avoid it 1/3
Me : "Gonna make a warning post about anything useful you were stupid enough to share and make what you call your job harder
Have fun hitting your KPI"
Scammer: Ok You're not the first person
Me: I'm the last
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Why should they worry? You're their number one seller!
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I for one feel enriched by your excellent tiddy drawings.
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What if I, a man, want to piss all over the middle of the floor as I am wont to do? I can't do that if there are chicks watching.
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It's a TV show and if you haven't heard of it then I guess that answers that!
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Applewhite @applewhite.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Okay I'll stop bugging you after this but is Cosmos meant to be like Sasha Waybright from Amphibia? Because she gives off those vibes.
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