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AppleTony3

@appletony3.bsky.social
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Lawyer but not YOUR lawyer. NYer in Philly via London. Long strange trip from USAF enlisted vet (Rivet Joint) to YLS grad.

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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Sorry, no, you can’t see it
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Hey! Who’s been eating all the sterile screwworms??? Oh …
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
And yet…
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Given his neck rot and necrotic hand, I bet his diaper rash is like nobody’s seen before.
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
@bskyplays.bsky.social THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY (Please)
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
From Philly:
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
😡 yet again, we should be expected to know obscure medieval musical terms but not chemistry. #hivemind #nytsb
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
It does look familiar
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Don’t worry! It’s coming soon:
Illustration of a kid’s toy telephone but it is gold plated and says “Trump phone” on the dial
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Trump, obese, laying in a bed surrounded by junk foods (photoshopped by adding Trump’s grotesque head to a movie still)
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Not now, Hantavirus.
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Turn the fascist frowns upside down 🙃
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I thought he already dyed…
Close-up of Rudy Giuliani with hair dye streaking down his grotesque face
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
A float from a German parade during Trump’s first term that shows him literally raping lady liberty from behind
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Blblblblblblphtlsphbbt!
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Trump’s bunker is more stinky, tho
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 21/04/2026


Munch’s “The Scream” side-by-side with geriatric, fading Bill O”Reilly’s photo, captioned “The Wheeze”
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Vance at the Pakistan-hosted talks:
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
That second pic 👀
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
But… but… 😞
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
STATEMENT FROM SEN. KENNEDY (R Louisiana):
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Big Butt is watching you 👀
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
It’s a family thing for both of them.
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
🧐
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Hey! Don’t forget to be at the No Kings march on Saturday.
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
It does crack me up that he now will be expected to sexually service wee little Markwayne on the Love Jet.
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Meme of newspaper with headline “NOEM REPLACED BY GNOME” because Mullin is a wee homunculus of a man.
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
BREAKING: Gnome replaces Noem
Image of newspaper with headline “Noem Replaced by Gnome” featuring side by side pictures of Noem and homunculus Markwayne Mullin
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
A little late, but this Ellis Rosen cartoon is great 😁
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
💯
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
They’ll always have this guy 👀
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Yes. It’s a new and **fresh** thing!
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Maybe we are just in the personal care aisle?
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Extra fresh hell!
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AppleTony3 @appletony3.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Consumer product:
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