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Apple / Avon 30-something | Enby | Man-lover

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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A messenger bag was just an excuse for me to feel like I was carrying a purse
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Also if i'm allowed to say your legs look good in those pants!
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You DO look cute! Soft cheeks, adoring eyes, truly cute fashion, you just look like someone who's FUN
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Love posts and content about winter and snow with zero connection to the holidays.
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
basement started to flood, managed to get it under control but holy hell now I want to move so badly, I cannot do this I have been at this since 5am and I am in so much pain and haven't eaten
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ah geez its the season where everyone talks about football again
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don't think you should be able to own a truck without needing one for your occupation.
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
how do people have mustaches?? between the scratchiness and the condensation gathering on your upper lip I genuinely can never manage to keep one no matter how I try shaving it
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Learning to love yourself is enduring your parents being unable to believe you played soccer until you told them you were goalie bc they think you're just that much of a fat fuck
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I always just crumble the topping of a chicken pot pie into the filling so I'm basically just going to make a pot pie stew with pie crust crackers to put in it
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
when you're trying to tell a railroad dilemma style joke but the person interrupts you because they think they knew where it was going its just annoying its happened twice
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Everything wants your money Everything wants your viewership Some are acting in ways for validation from people they'll never meet Some are acting in ways that suggest they would rather be the only person on the planet
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This reality barely feels real anymore. We're all so brainwashed in to behaving just as corproations want us to be, and even if I did log off entirely & eternally would this would even have to offer what I'd want out of it?
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
you should be allowed to hunt your bosses for sport for scheduling recurring friday afternoon meetings
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I get so exhausted by how a word reenters the public lexicon and just becomes so worn out because every influencer and person with no personality of their own spouts it at every opportunity. Latest case: Whimsy. Whimsy has lost its whimsy for me.
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Any attempt for her to be engaged in my interests its either performative, she thinks is demonic bc its not 'of god', or its something she'll use against me and call me out for down the line.
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sitting at the family function, realizing my mom doesn't really know or care to know anything about who I am now and is instead obsessed with who I was. And of course any attempt to call her out she just flips it on me, saying I don't know her. And I'm just supposed to live with this all my life?
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Not to sounds too inspirational quotey but I have to constantly remind myself that my past doesn't define me and who I was over a decade ago is not who I am now.
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
broke my diet to have bbq yesterday (it was basically all i ate for the day) and next to no fiber my asshole:
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Why do people post screenshots to reels/tiktoks/etc Like is it purely for getting people to stop scrolling and read for your engagement? I just don't get it these are primarily video-oriented apps (at least now insta is), an image should not qualify as a video just bc you put trending music to it
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Its sad when a beloved game franchise no longer tries its also a shame when they're forced to continuously make sequels when it should have ended long ago
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'm fine, making good changes, just really tired atm and also just completely exhausted by social media. I need to leave and touch grass, for a long while.
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The days be feeling like
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Bring back the little deviantart journal updates where you mentio what you're watching, playing, reading, eating, drinking, etc
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I would love for the artist alley at a convention to put out something other than prints, stickers, acrylic keychains, etc. Not saying get rid of those things but I dunno, I'd just like to see something new. Exciting. Give me phone cases, desk mats, hell even accessories for game consoles.
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Went through and deleted all my old skeets that didn't quite hit bc they were just overly negative for no reason?? But reading through everything some of the ones that had criticisms I was like... Damn, don't regret that one.
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Please @panic.com the coolest thing Blippo+ needs is a setting to disable losing signal and having to do tuner calibration IF you can 100% the game
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
it is 🤣
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Meryl Streep: Miranda Priestly in Prada
ALT: Meryl Streep: Miranda Priestly in Prada
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
If I ever disappear from the internet, know it was because I refused to give up my ID to social media.
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
the strong desire to return to 90s cartoon nostalgia has been strong bc i've not been in the best mental state ngl watching it on tubi has been nice too bc of the commercials. they're not the same old fun ones as a kid but its at least a lil authentic.
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Finished a full rewatch of Ed Edd n Eddy Now on to PPG
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
when your coworker cold calls 10 minutes before you typically sign off no ma'am
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
she cvnted too close to the sun 😩 💅
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Got just a little better at making a French omelet today.
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I hate how Discord handles group DMs, I want to just put them all into a folder, I don't like them just stacking up in my DMs with no way to disappear them other than leaving the group
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
its statistically proven after I leave all my discord group DMs its less than a week before someone adds me to another
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
its fine if my story about eating a bad taco relates to a time you had a bad taco! But for fucks sake end it off with a "so yeah I can relate to what you went through" or something. Otherwise you've now made the conversation about you. And I'm so, so tired of people making convos about themselves.
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Look I save the space for "you're telling me a story in the middle of my story to show you can relate/empathize" But you need, *need* to complete that circle in the conversation and bring it back to how it related to the original content
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Praises be that no one uses the fuckass word "adorkable" anymore
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I'm so conditioned into small talk with IRL peeps I genuinely forget when I'm with people who have the same interests as me and can talk about hobbies
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
maybe I just need to change up what I've been watching, but at the same time I know the genres I like and I'm just so exhausted.
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
are they afraid of making characters look too 2000s/early 2010s? Is giving characters cute marks or tough scars just reaching too far to make them look "special"? even worse is when they follow the typical color patterns. Redhead is the passionate one, blue is the kuudere, blonde is energetic...
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
as always I disclose, this as a broad statement, yes there are exceptions and viable excuses (slice of life, usually) but literally why every anime protagonist look like this
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Why are we in the era where mangaka make the most ordinary, plain designs for protagonists?? Where is the character design?? Where is the whimsy??
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
i wish being an "influencer" was never a career i wish polluting the internet with "pick me" content was never a thing
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
mfw my friends say they don't really watch/read anime anymore
static.klipy.com
Tigger's Forlorn Walk in the Snow
ALT: Tigger's Forlorn Walk in the Snow
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
when ppl who made fun of u in high school for liking cartoons these days are like "oh i remember this" and tries to act like they were really into it like either you were watching in secret or you're a poser that just happens to know a name 💀 either way u were an asshole for making fun of me
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
you know, i've never really liked icing on things unless its added sparsely or introduces some kind of new flavor that adds to the experience I just don't like that overly saturated sugar glue taste. cinnamon rolls, cupcakes, either go light or have a hint of citrus or something
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Apple🍎 @appleslavendrous.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
My concept for the year has been "Make Peace with Being Misunderstood". That's not to say never explain yourself, but accept that not being fully understood is not a bad thing and that you can honestly save yourself a bit of mental exhaustion by not needlessly evaluating everything about yourself.
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