local idiot dogthey @applescenthooligan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026[ holly. ] it's frankly a hc i've had for a While your account + bringing it up elsewhere just reminded me to actually mention it here. i've also slowly started osmosising in the eve idea bc of you so that's fun . 000
local idiot dogthey @applescenthooligan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026their legal name IS infact krismas, and the holidays were the ones to name them. they owe carol and rudy big time for saving them from being named togore. 000
local idiot dogthey @applescenthooligan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026one day. [ Stupid, devilish little grin. Maybe a little fonder than they want it to be. ] but until then. i'm invincible. 000
local idiot dogthey @applescenthooligan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026[ CACKLING. Just. Cackling. It's the easiest they've laughed in a while, really. ] 000
local idiot dogthey @applescenthooligan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026[ ... ] [ . . . ] [ . . . ] [ THERE it is. They surge right back out, producing what's best compared to the fucking. FNaF 4 mini-jumpscare noise. Foxy in the closet. ] 010
local idiot dogthey @applescenthooligan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026[ ... Nothing. That's what happens. The eyes.. seem to fade? Retreat, maybe? What are they doing. ] 000
local idiot dogthey @applescenthooligan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026[ There is a suspicious lack of Kris here. And a suspicious amount of glowing red eyes under Noelle's bed right now. ] 010
local idiot dogthey @applescenthooligan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026. . . probably. [ Nod. ] probably. 000
local idiot dogthey @applescenthooligan.bsky.social · 15/06/2026. . . your greed knows no bounds. and i'd almost respect it. if it wasn't inconveniencing me. 110
local idiot dogthey @applescenthooligan.bsky.social · 15/06/2026greedy fucker. leave some misery for the rest of us. 110
local idiot dogthey @applescenthooligan.bsky.social · 15/06/2026[ hands on shoulders. ] 𝐢 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮. 000
local idiot dogthey @applescenthooligan.bsky.social · 15/06/2026[* Well, there is not a person here.] [* Not that anyone remembers.] 120
local idiot dogthey @applescenthooligan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026yeah. you're like a crunchwrap supreme. [ nodding wisely. ] 100
local idiot dogthey @applescenthooligan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026no.. nono, dude.. [ also? hand on shoulder? ] you're pawesome supreme. can't compete with that. 100
local idiot dogthey @applescenthooligan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026same as you always do. same as you always want. it's disgusting. this is disgusting. you know it's disgusting. you can hate /yourself/ for five minutes. not doing this. [ * I'm outta here. ] 110
local idiot dogthey @applescenthooligan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026you want me to hate you. quit sassing. you just seem like a baby. 110
local idiot dogthey @applescenthooligan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026..okay. well. i do, there. it's you. 110
local idiot dogthey @applescenthooligan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026..standards. for me. do i look like i deserve standards. 110
local idiot dogthey @applescenthooligan.bsky.social · 14/06/202620 bucks is 20 bucks. and it's to spite you. 110
local idiot dogthey @applescenthooligan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026. . . [ glancing off. 'get a load of this guy' pointing. There is no audience. ] 000
local idiot dogthey @applescenthooligan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026not really. you're just the worst one. and that isn't a very high bar. 100
local idiot dogthey @applescenthooligan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026nevermind i think they dropped you as a baby 120
local idiot dogthey @applescenthooligan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026i think you might just. be a little interesting. 110
local idiot dogthey @applescenthooligan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026best i can offer is that i haven't thought about stabbing you yet. 200
local idiot dogthey @applescenthooligan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026... i'd rather kill myself. with you in particular. honestly. none of the rest either. but you're like. the only one i actively dislike. 010
local idiot dogthey @applescenthooligan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026motherfucker i will /find/ you. don't. 110
local idiot dogthey @applescenthooligan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026[ nod. ] yeah. that. [ ^ very clearly took in none of that ] 120
local idiot dogthey @applescenthooligan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026[ ..looking left and right really really fast. . . . tiny, tiny nod. ] 010
local idiot dogthey @applescenthooligan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026. . . [ sigh. extending their hand. ] friends. 110
local idiot dogthey @applescenthooligan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026. . . ..angel forbid someone think about her. 120
local idiot dogthey @applescenthooligan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026..is that the first time you've thought twice. 000
local idiot dogthey @applescenthooligan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026[ holly. ] the pfp really adds so much to the tone 110
local idiot dogthey @applescenthooligan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026i mean yeah but like. not right now? [ ..head tilt. ] 110
local idiot dogthey @applescenthooligan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026national anthem of the susie fanclub. [ nodding wisely? ] 100