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Braeburn Gesoran

@applesandoranges1.bsky.social
2.3K followers 3.1K following 8.8K posts

Just minding my own businesses. Let the fools fight. Evolvimus ut discimus. ❤️🧡

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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 5m
Great plan!👍🏿
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 1h
This guy falls asleep at work
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 3h
Oh snap!
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 20h
She can find 5 different orifi and stick her fingers in them. Big whoop.
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 20h
Melania needs to explain about the Einstein visa too. Or was it an Epstein visa?
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 20h
They’re for-profit publicly-traded businesses too! Human rights violations meets toxic capitalism. And that schmuck thinks he deserves a peace prize.
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 20h
Shane Gillis, YOU are the problem
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yu gotz mooves!
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
She’s dumb! But you’d have to be to marry that idiot Sean Duffy.
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
We may as well spell it Magan
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Last time I was on X it was nothing but angry bots. Blocking bots is a waste of time.
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Not today, Satan.
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bot farms and surveillance
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It must be a ghost town over at X
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ass for sure.
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Work on finding out why not. The answer will surprise you.
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“Because the rest of the time, I’m a mediocre loser.”
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We’ve watched this for over a decade We know exactly where this is coming from
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Here’s your lawnmower. What’s your hurry.
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Except the scam organization was based in Florida
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You don’t broadcast the plan
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The other alternative for this type of impatient asshole is to leave the cart right in the middle of the parking space.
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
How about if everyone asks Elon to buy it for them? Delivery to a package pick up locker.
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nothing screams guilty rapists like threats. Thank you Jane Doe.
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Americans are the most armed AND the biggest assholes. Guess not.
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The orange war criminal that bombed a school and killed dozens of children and adults thinks that he deserved a peace prize?
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He was asking for trouble
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He enables them to be their worst selves
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It was much sexier to let the public access Martins Beach and not act like a little bitch about it.
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Glad to see the prize went to someone who is focused on justice for war crimes as we have a few people who need to be watched closely in that regard.
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A man in makeup is overcompensating
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sure didn’t help that they invited those January 6th losers to apply
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So in other words he has a mental age of 12.
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A hopelessly mediocre man In makeup
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He wasn’t even good at being a pretend News Guy on Fox
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wouldn’t that be a shame What’s for lunch
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Maybe if we keep changing the names of things, people will forget that he and his cabinet trafficked children
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The patriarchy was invented to make mediocre men feel better
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s such a mystery why the birth rate is down.
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Here’s me: Them: do you want AI? Me: no Them: but don’t you want €%\}~¥? Me: go away
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He told people immigrants were eating dogs and cats to scare old white American bigots into voting for them. He’ll say anything. Doesn’t matter if it’s true or not.
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This clown went to Yale? Yale, come get this mess.
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
To be fair, hair and makeup can really wear a guy down.
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She saw Riley Gaines make a career out of it and wants in on the action.
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The US is being run by dumb boys.
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anyone who calls themselves an intellectual on purpose is a fool.
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The orange turd can’t see and is too vain to wear glasses. The only way he can see women is if they have exaggerated outlines.
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hell yeah
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The US is not a good place to get sick. It’s really expensive.
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This guy got brainwashed by Fox. What a fucking idiot.
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