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Christopher Jay Fittz

@apoplecticfittz.bsky.social
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Currently: Expectations Management Specialist for Lone Star Ball, WFAA Sports, and BaseballTX.

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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It was kind of a bummer that the Rangers won't play October baseball. Hey then again, neither will the Astros.
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So the Rangers season really sucked but hey at least they're not the Cowboys.
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No one woke up happier about today's game than Skip Schumaker. He gets nine full innings of pure micromanagement.
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me checking the A's/Astros score and every A's player is named like Thomas Gelkias-Trambler or something and have never played a baseball game before.
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You couldn't design a better example for how timid the Rangers have been at ABS challenges this season than that Duran at-bat. *muah* *chef's kiss*
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Problematic Otter @problematicotter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"What if I told you....to change the channel"
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If the Rangers win the AL West, ESPN might feel compelled to make a 30 for 30 about the worst playoff team of all time and I wouldn't encourage anyone to watch it.
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is probably true for most teams in late September so no one will feel sorry for them, but I don't think the Rangers have more than a handful of truly healthy players on their roster right now.
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh by the way. It would seem that the Rangers' win eliminated the Seattle Mariners. Weird thing, too. After all, the stars aligned for the Mariners in 2026. blogs.fangraphs.com/the-stars-al...
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The Stars Align for the Mariners in 2026
With Cal Raleigh and Julio Rodríguez, the Mariners are the best they’ve been in decades.
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Day game wins are the best because you can spend the rest of the day feeling smug and unbothered
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ray Davis' refurbished racist statue should be uprooted and replaced by one of Marcus Semien taking a shit right on the concourse.
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lol
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Might as well get no-hit on the way out.
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The fact that Manaea is still in the game might be the most embarrassing part.
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This game is basically Skip Schumaker's magnus opus.
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Rangers have been like five combined feet from leading this game 7-0.
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ron Washington would say "You never know how bootyholes gone ac'" and I would say the Rangers seem quite tense at the moment.
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is why Justin Foscue is a DH.
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don't know man maybe Robert Garcia didn't show up to the park tonight or something
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Every fuckin' Rangers player is like limping and grimacing and scheduling their offseason surgeries but dangit, they're trying.
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Look at all of these ABS overturns the Red Sox are getting. Must be nice.
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
At one point in time Justin Foscue was having perhaps the worst start to a big league career of anyone ever and now he's raking against lefties to try to keep the Rangers afloat. That's a neat thing in a season with very few neat things.
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Because the Rangers have a roster filled with plodders on the bases, three hits, including two extra base hits, were somehow perfectly Tetris'd into just one run.
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That might have been among the top five worst sliders I've ever seen from Gore there
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It amuses me a great deal that the Rangers scored all of their four runs in the 20 minutes or so window when the Rangers Sports Network went down and then never scored again and still won.
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Adam J. Morris @lonestarball.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Folks — Animal Hope is a no-kill rescue organization in Fort Worth. North Texas Giving Day, which runs through Friday, is the organization’s biggest fundraising periods. Even a few dollars can help care for and find forever homes for an animal in need. www.northtexasgivingday.org/organization...
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Support Animal Hope Inc on North Texas Giving Day
Animal Hope is a Fort Worth rescue that gives second-chance animals the time, medical care, and training they need to find homes. We focus on the dogs and cats that high-volume shelters often cannot p...
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Foscue says "screw it" takes a chance going first to third on a hit and well would you look at that, good things happened.
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Rangers spending 30 minutes collecting as many hits as possible without actually scoring a run only for their now iced pitcher to immediately allow runs in the next half inning has been an unfortunate, persistent theme this year.
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Forced so often to play station to station baseball has been a killer for the Rangers this season.
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That was quite the prodigious dinger from Corey Seager.
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Maybe Josh Jung was the straw that stirred the drink all along.
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Rangers have agreed that they are done, it seems.
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
How?
Texas Rangers shortstop Corey Seager making a throw from the outfield grass for a out
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My arm flew off my body watching that Corey Seager play
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is the perfect Mariners game. Getting blasted during a miserable season where the entire fanbase feels disappointed and betrayed (and they like it that way) but every baseball website is going to have like 20 Lazaro Montes articles.
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We used to get a couple of world class Levi Weaver articles per day. Now this is what the Rangers page looks like at The Athletic.
the most recent articles about the Rangers at The Athletic showing nothing but Power Rankings articles
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I don't know that I'll make it however many years they give Skip Schumaker
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A grand slam? In this economy?
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I dare you to try to figure out the 2026 Texas Rangers.
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'd rather have Joel Schumacher managing the Rangers.
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm starting to wonder if Wyatt Langford has surgery-necessary injuries to each one of his appendages.
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The Rangers have been thoroughly exploited in this game and we still haven't made it to the fifth inning.
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My favorite thing now is when the home plate umpire makes his big theatrical strike three call on a pitch a couple of inches off the plate and it gets challenged and reversed.
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Rangers deserved that inning for bunting with two outs.
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
An inning only a Skip Schumaker could love.
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Home plate umpire Chris Guccione is going to add like 15 minutes to this game in challenges.
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Nimmo forcing dozens of haters to erase their Kumar Rocker hate tweets
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
@lonestarball.bsky.social Did Chris Young convince Ray to turn off the dinger machine at The Shed again?
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Imagine if the Rangers were facing a good pitcher right now. A nine immaculate inning, 27 strikeout perfect game on 81 pitches.
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Christopher Jay Fittz @apoplecticfittz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It's so beautiful 🥲
American League West standings highlighting an identical minus 46 run differential for the top three teams
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