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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her

@apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social
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On hiatus 🔞No minors, AI shills or asshats | Distinguished Eldritch Being Society circa 19++ | I repost smutty things, fair warning | 40+ yrs Avatar: Space Cuties by gabbydarienzo (via Picrew) Banner from Unsplash.com

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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
So...a Gatcha place opened up near me and normally that wouldn't mean anything, but I went in and saw a wall of the most disgustingly adorable cat figurines and... I mean look at those faces, what was I supposed to do?
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I always miss painting and never do anything about it, so today I decided to work on priming this thing I found at the local Goodwill. Gotta complain about their lighting though; thought the frame was real wood until I got it home. Still, nobody's going to see the cheap faux wood but me.
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Haven't painted in a couple of years (1 year? 2? I don't remember), but that sure doesn't stop me from buying a pair of 16 x 24 floating frame style Home Goods wall art at Goodwill. Will I actually paint on them or will they sit and collect dust for the next 3 years? Who knows?
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Adding another book to my pile of TBRs, but I'm really excited about this one - just came in today, fresh off the recent @pubgob.bsky.social kickstarter, along with bonus cards (which make great bookmarks) to add to the monstrously large magpie oracle deck (also from Publishing Goblin) I have.
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It's been a shit day in a shit week, but my Gummy & The Doctor USB and keychain from @darkchibishadow.bsky.social came in & it's cute as fuck. Looking forward to whipping this out of my pocket at parties & going "You guys want to see some hot shit?". Srlsy this series is awesome & fun, check it out
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Got into needlepoint last year when I snagged a canvas secondhand. I like it. It's easy, relaxing & the texture of the stitches are weirdly addictive. Canvases cost a load of cash though- a lot of them are handpainted except for a couple of companies.
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Damnnit, I'm going to need to get this for my werewolf bag aren't I?
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I think there's an understated pleasure to covering your stuff with patches and pins that just never gets old.
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
And here they all are together so I can see them all during the year. And a bonus dog because there is never a wrong time or place for a cute dog photo (photo not taken by me)
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
This set if from 2022 I think. I'd gotten a set of affirmation cards that were just...just the most awful thing I've ever been gifted. All the affirmations sounded so fake and unrealistic, so I decided to collage over the cards. I made a set of 8 collages.
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I like #collage as an #art form. I know an artist who does some really amazing things with collage (laurajstein.com if you're interested). SO for no reason whatsoever, here's some of my recent collages: 1) My 2025 "vision board" finished just last night and an earlier WIP
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Did this with another deck (the This Might Hurt Tarot, which I love) and...it's interesting. Mostly I'm hung up on having the 3 of Swords as the Advice card, the Lovers as the challenge card and the Devil as my guide card. All the card names in the alt in case the photo is too crunchy to see them.
An elaborate tarot card spread that is laid out with 12 cards in a diamond shape, 4 cards in each corner of the diamond and one card off to the side.
The cards are laid out as follows from the top: The 2 of Swords, the Knight of Swords, The Empress, The Hanged Man, The Queen of Pentacles, The Ace of Wands, The Ace of Swords, the 10 of Pentacles, the Two of Cups, the 9 of Pentacles, the 4 of Cups, and Temperance. The corner cards are as follows from the top right: The Knight of Cups, the 6 of Pentacles, the 8 of Swords and the Emperor. The last card is The Devil card.
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Seen this going around and I'm bored, so, yup, you fuckers are getting more random facts from an asshole you don't know!
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Totally stealing this for myself, though I'm not limiting the number of answers to the number of likes because that would take forever
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
People of Bluesky, let’s get to know each other better: What is one of your favorite movies? There's like one character that's aged like raw milk, but the rest of the movie is super fun (yes, the gif is from an actual scene)
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
artist vs art
Painting of a human heart. The heart has cut valves and gashes, which are painted with oozing gold color paint.
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
If you see this post a vampire and pass it on.
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
@yoshiyoshitani.bsky.social 's art is so colorful and fun, you should check it out
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Why not... ➡️REINTRODUCTION POST⬅️ 🌑Name: Ro 🌗Pronouns: She/Her 🌕Hobbies: Painting, writing, sewing, embroidery, pretty much any craft 🌓Link: None QRP with your info!
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Half the canvas is blank except for primer and I kinda like the effect of the translucent "flowers". I bought some interference paint to see how that looks on top of the gel and it definitely looks better on the blank side than on the color side.
Close up of a canvas. Half is unpainted except for large translucent flower and leaf shapes. The other half is painted with larges stripes of bright yellow paint, medium green paint and dark green paint.
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Today's set up: I've been experimenting with using gloss gel medium to add sculptural texture to canvas. Mostly because I'm almost out of modeling paste. I used palette knives to make the flower shapes.
Photo of a table with a canvas, and various art supplies on it, with a flexible lamp clamped to the side. The canvas is half blank and the other half is painted in bright yellow, medium green and dark green stripes. Also on the canvas as translucent flower and leaf shapes. Some are painted with an iridescent blue paint while other flowers are painted yellow.
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
My teapots. I've collected them over the years; a few from the tea chain T2 before it closed, some are gifts from family & friends, others I've gotten second hand. I like to break them out when I have friends over, so everybody can enjoy the tea they want individually. It's like art I can use
Photo shows two rows of colorful teapots on a shelf
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
What is one of your comfort movies?
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Introduce yourself with four movies:
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
I'm back after taking a break (and then forgetting Bluesky existed in the first place). I figure I'll post the occasional WIP, but since I don't have an art style or any original ideas, most of what I've been doing is just painting my own versions of random images.
On the left a color printout close-up of a mouth biting down on a lime. The mouth is wearing a metallic green lipstick. On the right side is an unfinished canvas painting imitating the printout image.
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 03/05/2024
Finished another #bookbinding kit today! I really liked this one (sold on Etsy by ThePaperCraftPanda). The Youtube video & blog post instructions were easy to follow. I found that binder clips kept my early signatures in place nicely. Had to tie on extra string, but there was a video about that too.
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 02/05/2024
Finally started tackling the bookbinding kit pile I had sitting around and I made a little coptic bound notepad. It's terribly wonky, but not bad for my very first attempt. Second kit is a case-bound journal, but I hate the cover paper they included so I'm seeing what other options I have
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
Very cool to be able to stand on the roof of my building w/ a bunch of folk & watch my first (and only) eclipse in person & listen to people grumble about it's really not that impressive at all, why are we even doing this, someone's missing their tv show for this crap. I also took a horrible photo
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 25/03/2024
....gotta put this patch on my "buy" list
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
Repost with your earliest childhood crush from film/tv. Not so much a "crush" but I had a very definite character type that I obsessed over.
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
Well if you ever decided to cosplay Heisenberg, you won't need a wig
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
Yay, my gouache order finally arrived! Took a bit of looking to find a set that wasn't either advertised as a "jelly" or came in a tube or wasn't an acrylic gouache. This should be fun
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
Ineffable gender cryptid (who is sometimes feral)
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
R - Fucking nuts O - Big dick/ Tight pussy Optional: E - Great in bed Adding an optional "E" because some people actually spell it that way. This made me laugh. I will neither confirm nor deny the truth of any of these statements.
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
pick a selfie from your gallery and turn it black and white
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
I like the little dude already in the basket, his pose reminds me Mr. Burns. He's totally expecting a good time.
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
Fell behind on ZineWriMo because of dog-sitting adventures & now, a mystery apple candle that I'm obsessing over cleaning. Is it silver? Copper? Fucking tin? Did trying to clean some tarnish with ketchup dye the metal? I don't know things. I'm just a little dude, here, playing with haunted artifacts
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
How I feel when I get my hair cut real short:
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dystopian Drunk Grandma | she/her @apocalypsegrrl.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
My building does little classes - mainly for the seniors, but I'm an ancient crone at heart, so they don't toss me out. The art classes have been my favs because nothing kills creativity like poverty-induced stress. So here's pretty pictures!
Image shows a printed picture of a black tree with red, yellow and orange leaves. A swing hangs from one branch. Right of that is a painted copy of the first imageImage shows two pictures one on top of the other. The top is a printed picture of a sunset over water. Below that is a painted attempt at a copy of the above picture
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