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ApocalypseElf

@apocalypseelf.bsky.social
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Not so quiet subversive. 'Quirky'. Theremin player. Pigeon fancier. Pocket friends. "Obstinate, headstrong girl!" I contain multitudes. Aotearoa.

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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 3h
I slipped at a bookshop
3 books
Graham Greene Journey Without Maps
Tacitus
Marx Capital
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Age yourself with a childhood crush.
Chris Lewis tennis player
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Here are some calming pigeons. That is Keanu on the left
2 grey and white pigeons on a fence. Pink flowers in top left of photo
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Niche book purchase. Just published. Supporting what is now apparently my club
Tokanui Rugby Football club centennial book
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh there is an Octpus on top shelf too by an Akaroa artist
Octopus artwork print
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Where do I get one of these in NZ?
1920s white farm house sink and drainer1920s white farm house sink and double drainer
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Walter Peak (opposite Queenstown) on fire
Fire engulfing a Mountain at night .photo Gldnn McEwan
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also
Songs for cleaning guppies
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Left out the Bluegrass and opera
9 albums
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tickle down theory fallacy
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wine rule broken. Another fail
Bottle of Spinyback Pinot Gris
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I watched 1 and 2 today. Trask family home in Connecticut with authentic house backed by NZ native bush
Red 2 story American house in field
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sometimes I see old tractors on marketplace and wish I could go all Marty T on them cc. @paullecomtephoto.nz
Old Farmhall tractor in barn
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My gen x 5 year plan
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In hilarious news
Persephone oracle cards. Solitude, Duality and Cycles
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have this but its not quite to my taste. Not bad but
Mt Riley Marlborough Albarino
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In stuff I got free from the side of the road news....
Wooden Sideboard
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
Picture if seal
Doctor: "Where does it hurt?"
Me: "At work. It hurts at work"
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When your trying to sleep but your brain decides its time to replay your lifetime blooper reel. Cartoon cat in clothes lying g on bed
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I grew up with this book. It's falling to prices but just showed it to my 19 year old who is studying classics at Uni. Just discovered it was published in 1920 and fly leaf inscription is 1926. This is also why I know the Roman names for the gods rather than Greek
Book Once Upon a Time Children's stories from the classics
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What does this say to you
Pith helmet on red chair
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Characters in bushy cave
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is a signed print. Can anyone identify the artist? NZ I think
Pencil drawing of tree looking up from rootsSignature on print. Possibly Jerry?
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This sums me up right now
Messy full bookcase with many ornaments
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
But
Needle point about excelling at worry
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One of the ratas we planted 2 weeks ago has been chewed so I put a protector around it
Small tree with green plastic plant protector
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I mean look. A propbably expensive shitty app that's just a data harvester
The app the delivers the protocol in 10 mins a day
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Went to book sale. Here are a few I got. $3 each
4 books. Born to Run Springsteen
In love with these times Roger Shepherd
Swirly World  Andrew Fagan
The White Road Edmund de Waal
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I want one of these....or a maid
Teasmade deco bedside clock and tea maker
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I drove home with huge bunch of daffodils in the car. Had to stop and by antihistamine eye drops
Big bunch of daffodils
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just love this
Windmills over green farmland with sheep
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A pair of these ate on sale at local auction. My $50 bid was beaten....
Glowing real armadillo lamp
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Isn't this gorgeous
Wardrobe latch. Art Nouveau ish
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hydroponics plants growing in plastic gutters
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Government agencies don't track which Fast track projects are on conservation land
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Im like if a junk drawer was a person
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Interior old shedInterior old shedOld red woolshed
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In I am stupid news, I bought one of these 2nd hand today
Fire effect heater
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Seal or sealion
Animal on beach
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jeepers
3 Persephone's Oracle cards
Innocence, Masks and Boundaries
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe
Huey helicopter
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
From insta
Needlepoint "worrying about things beyond my control is really where I shine"
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What does the FB algorithm think I do for a living?
Man in great waterproof suit
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tbf i just removed this sticker from work laptop
Eat the rich Karl Marx sticker
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Current fav laptop sticker
Miskatonic University Antarctic Expedition 1931
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The time difference always amazes me
Invercargill  sunrise 6:40am 20th September.  Sunset 6:40pm
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Never change Ōtepoti
Group standing by lights including 2 wizards
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe I can just staple up that corner above the door for now
Room with wooden floors and vintage carpet square
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Apparently it has legitimate use for this kind of thing
Historic expised rafters
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Is it hard to make/assemble those breakfast jar things?
Breakfast jar with chia and berries
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