Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Incidentally, if I lived in Toronto, Miami, or Mexico City, I'd be livid that some grasping little fuckers trademarked "We Are Miami" etc. No, you're not. You're a corrupt little cabal of creeps, you have nothing to do with those cities. 000
Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Here's a fun one. If you like going to the pub for major football matches, your pub might not be talking about the World Cup, even though they're showing the matches. They'll be talking around it. It's because FIFA have trademarked *everything* so no one really can without risking trouble. 100
Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I can't get a photo of it because the sun's in the wrong place now, but I had to sit the doll on the end of the shelf I keep smol dog's treats on, which means the cuddly bunny on top was moved too. So now when the sun casts a certain ominous shadow, it looks like Yummy Bunny is ready to shank him. 000
Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 02/06/2026He also comes with some decently sized high heels. 😂 The fact he's holding them unaided should tell you a lot about the tightness of his stringing, because they ain't light... 000
Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 02/06/2026(I'll add here that although I'm struggling a bit, it's actually best practice for a doll company to send the doll fairly tightly strung, because elastic slackens over time and they don't know how long it'll take for your doll to reach you. It's a bigger faff tightening loose elastic.) 100
Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Because he's so, uh, highly strung, his crest popped off at a funny angle and I'm struggling to get it square again. The most recent attempt sent his hip off to the other side and... I now have a sassy cyborg? Damn, I bought him for the Raiden lookalike, but *really*... 110
Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Also, this is the most tightly string Ringdoll doll I've ever had. I could barely even move one of his arms. He comes with transparent armour, but I'd have to remove his feet to get the lower pieces on his legs and the thought is *terrifying.* 110
Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 02/06/2026While unpinning the wig from its polystyrene ball: damn this is posh, and also... free pins! Goes to put it on the doll: wait, this has a lace front?? Honestly, it's nicer than most of my spare hair.😭 110
Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I've collected dolls for several years; only one before has sailed through customs without anyone looking at it properly. This is a three foot tall box. I'm not complaining — exactly the opposite, I'm thrilled — but you could knock me down with a feather right now. 120
Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 02/06/2026If you cast your mind back to the dim and distant start of the year, when I ordered a ball-jointed doll... That's what yesterday's missed delivery was. But the thing is... I didn't expect it because I was waiting for the ransom demand (customs fee letter). I didn't expect it to just... turn up. 😳 220
Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 22/05/2026"Hi Nescafé, I'd love to collaborate!" That's nice. Aside from the fact you're 4,991 followers away from the minimum you'd need... This isn't Nescafé. 🤦 000
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Has anyone actually explained what the purpose of a forum is to the DAZ moderators? That they're there for people to discuss things, not for the moderators to go around removing discussions that're perfectly innocuous about management decisions? Bet I know whodunnit. 000
Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I pretty much binge-watched Goddess Bless You From Death (fun Thai supernatural police drama) so I'm catching up on Light to the Night (which is no hardship; two episodes a day weren't enough). Dylan Wang is just so ridiculously pretty. 000
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I can't even really justify it as research (St. Ives is where Blake is from in the singer/songwriter story) as it's taking me far too long to write it. Like every other story, really. 💀 020
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I didn't realise until today it was even possible, but you can get a train from Derby to St. Ives. It'd be so tempting... if I didn't know staying in St. Ives was extremely expensive. 😭 120
Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I usually wouldn't let her do anything like that, and she's a good dog and never tries to bother anything, but the lamb was interested in her and I never allowed her to get near it. They just stood in mutual appreciation; I think the lamb was confused why she was smaller than it. 😅 000
Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Oh! On the way there I saw a hare, which was exciting as I've never seen one in the flesh before. It was bigger than smol dog. 😳 I also saw a mouse run across the path at the nature reserve (smol dog failed to notice both that and the hare), and smol dog got to very politely meet a lamb. 100
Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Walked to Great Wilne, then to the nature reserve at Church Wilne, which smol dog *loved.* Then walked from there to Sawley, stopped at a pub for a drink, then along the tow path to Shardlow and from there to home. About 11.5 miles. She is now a very smeepy pup. 100
Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 01/05/2026The moment I open an anime on Crunchyroll because the splash image looked interesting, only to remember that Gintama has ruined an entire portion of Japanese history for me... 000
Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Smol dog has just hopped off her perch, walked across the room, delicately picked up an insole I removed from my sneaker, and walked off with it. 010
Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 29/04/2026The problem with kdramas and a few fancy cdramas is that I've become spoiled with getting two episodes a week (or a day, in the case of Mobius and Light To The Night). One episode a week of Dorohedoro is painful. 😭 000
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I'm really enjoying We Are All Trying Here and I really like the characters, but I don't feel like it'll end on a happy note. 000
Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 25/04/2026The new Metric album arrived while I was out too, so I'm listening to it now I've finished If Wishes Could Kill (surprisingly good). First impressions are good. 010
Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 25/04/2026...and smol dog met a horse up close, which she was thrilled about. (It came up to her on its side of the fence to have a good look at the tiny beast and have a good sniff at her.) We went to the pub on the way back and she was horrible to everyone, as usual. In the end we did about 10 miles. 110
Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Smol dog and I went for a nice walk to Great Wilne this morning. We now know where it is. (Still no idea on Church Wilne though.) We walked through a field of cows, which was Unpleasant as they were near the gates and they all stood up as we went by ("Yes yes I'm sorry, we'll walk over here...")... 100
Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I did not know Kim Beom was going to be in this and I am THRILLED. 010
Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Started watching Sold Out On You, and I would be *fascinated* to know which conversation or misheard sentence led to the scriptwriter coming up with 'Matthew Lee' sounding like 'mechuragi' (shortened to 'mechuri' - 'mehchoo ree')... a.k.a. 'quail'. 🤣 110
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 21/04/2026It was a very pretty journey, an interesting use of three and a half hours, and I wouldn't mind doing it again. It was nice to find somewhere peaceful. 000
Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Church Wilne, sorry. I DID say I had no idea where it was. Or what it's called, apparently. 110
Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Unintended foreshadowing: on seeing a signpost, I said to smol dog on the way, "You know, I don't even really know where Great Wilne is." An hour later, Google Maps puts me somewhere between there and Little Wilne. I STILL have no idea where it is. 100
Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Took smol dog for a walk. I meant to go to Shardlow, walk down the tow path, then go to the pub and walk back. I saw an interesting footpath I'd not noticed before, and the next thing I knew, I was in Breaston and had to catch two buses back home. 110
Reposted by AphnaTerri Windling @terriwindling.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I'm making one last push to let people know about this online talk -- sponsored by the British Library in conjunction with their current exhibition on fairy tales. The live stream starts at 7:30 tonight, but if you buy a ticket *before* the event you can watch it any time over the next 7 days. 8205160
Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Testing out Mousso's new character, ForlornVoid's new hair, JoeLeGecko's new lights and Luthbellina's new straps. 131
Reposted by AphnaMerchant Adventurers’ Hall @merchantshallyork.org · 20/04/2026We’re very sorry sir but you cannot bring your emotional support dragon in here. 281517380
Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Audible is trying to get me to preorder the new Murderbot book that I... uh, already preordered, and it knows this (I double-checked), but it's still waving its hopeful little flag anyway, 000
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 19/04/2026On a related note, the ramyun scene in D.P. Deserter Pursuit lives rent-free in my head. It's not bad, it's a very relatable scene where the two mains are eating ramyun in the packet (not cup) and discussing the chemicals in it. It's the first role I saw Koo Kyo-hwan in, and made me an instant fan. 000
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I'm (more) depressed and not in the mood to cook, so it's jin-jjajang ramyun with the handy warning "Product is very hot after heating" for dinner. This ramen pot is genuinely one of the best things I've ever bought. 110
Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 18/04/2026I wish I had any faith the next decade would be any better... 000