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@aphna.bsky.social
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Honestly just a bit of a mess. Sometimes a writer, mostly easily distracted. 🌍 Midlands, UK They/them #KDrama #MMRomance #3D No AI. benign-snails.co.uk

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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Incidentally, if I lived in Toronto, Miami, or Mexico City, I'd be livid that some grasping little fuckers trademarked "We Are Miami" etc. No, you're not. You're a corrupt little cabal of creeps, you have nothing to do with those cities.
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Here's a fun one. If you like going to the pub for major football matches, your pub might not be talking about the World Cup, even though they're showing the matches. They'll be talking around it. It's because FIFA have trademarked *everything* so no one really can without risking trouble.
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I can't get a photo of it because the sun's in the wrong place now, but I had to sit the doll on the end of the shelf I keep smol dog's treats on, which means the cuddly bunny on top was moved too. So now when the sun casts a certain ominous shadow, it looks like Yummy Bunny is ready to shank him.
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
He also comes with some decently sized high heels. 😂 The fact he's holding them unaided should tell you a lot about the tightness of his stringing, because they ain't light...
Photo of the cyborg ball jointed doll holding one of his shoe feet. It is large, with a solidly tall and chunky heel, and though it's hard to see from the side, it has a cast replica of his bare foot visible though the transparent resin.
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
(This one may be a bit excessive, mind...)
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
(I'll add here that although I'm struggling a bit, it's actually best practice for a doll company to send the doll fairly tightly strung, because elastic slackens over time and they don't know how long it'll take for your doll to reach you. It's a bigger faff tightening loose elastic.)
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Because he's so, uh, highly strung, his crest popped off at a funny angle and I'm struggling to get it square again. The most recent attempt sent his hip off to the other side and... I now have a sassy cyborg? Damn, I bought him for the Raiden lookalike, but *really*...
Photo of a ball jointed doll designed to look like a cyborg. He has a dark resin body with a transparent, slightly iridescent jaw, chest piece and cod piece, and a glowing mask (that I will need to remove the batteries from again). He is standing with his chest to the right and his hips to the left and is looking askance at the camera, like he's going "you got a problem with me?"
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Also, this is the most tightly string Ringdoll doll I've ever had. I could barely even move one of his arms. He comes with transparent armour, but I'd have to remove his feet to get the lower pieces on his legs and the thought is *terrifying.*
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
While unpinning the wig from its polystyrene ball: damn this is posh, and also... free pins! Goes to put it on the doll: wait, this has a lace front?? Honestly, it's nicer than most of my spare hair.😭
Photo of a cyborg doll wearing a light blue wig. The wig is neatly styled and has a lace front.
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I've collected dolls for several years; only one before has sailed through customs without anyone looking at it properly. This is a three foot tall box. I'm not complaining — exactly the opposite, I'm thrilled — but you could knock me down with a feather right now.
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
If you cast your mind back to the dim and distant start of the year, when I ordered a ball-jointed doll... That's what yesterday's missed delivery was. But the thing is... I didn't expect it because I was waiting for the ransom demand (customs fee letter). I didn't expect it to just... turn up. 😳
Photo of a three foot tall brown box with Chinese hanzi and the word "Ringdoll" on, beside three small polystyrene packages with the same text. Both sit on a small sofa beside several blankets (most of which are smol dog's).
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
"Hi Nescafé, I'd love to collaborate!" That's nice. Aside from the fact you're 4,991 followers away from the minimum you'd need... This isn't Nescafé. 🤦
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Dads Drinking Coffee - Gator Days
Dads Drinking Coffee - Gator Days

Characters

August - Alligator - A soft spoken single father who works in IT. Gustopher's dad.

Daryl - Bear - A big fellow who looks intimidating. Has a dry sense of humor. Seth's husband and Hannah's papa.

Panel 1

August is at Daryl's house to pick up his son after a play date. The kids are still cleaning up their things by Daryl takes this as an opportunity to invite August in for coffee.

Daryl: The kids are cleaning up their stuff. Want some coffee before you head out?

August: Sure.

Panel 2

August and Daryl are quietly sipping on their coffee. Daryl is holding a blue mug with pink lettering that says "His Cup" while August was given a pink cup with blue lettering that says "His Cup" but there's a "Her" in between the two words that has been crossed out. August starts thinking. Thinking is a dangerous thing to do. August has known Daryl's husband, Seth, for a long long time but hasn't interacted a lot with Daryl.

August (thinking): I've hardly been around Daryl. He's so intense.

Panel 3

August has gotten better at not overthinking these moments but he still falls into it every once in a while. The silence is starting to feel palpable.

August (thinking): He's hardly spoke. I hope I'm not making him uncomfortable.

Panel 4

Dang, let's see what Daryl is thinking.

Daryl (thinking): This is nice.

Daryl enjoys August's company and looks forward to the next time they can enjoy some coffee.
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
"Dear Red Bull" You're not messaging Red Bull. Awkward.
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I got my Guild Wars account reactivated~
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Has anyone actually explained what the purpose of a forum is to the DAZ moderators? That they're there for people to discuss things, not for the moderators to go around removing discussions that're perfectly innocuous about management decisions? Bet I know whodunnit.
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I pretty much binge-watched Goddess Bless You From Death (fun Thai supernatural police drama) so I'm catching up on Light to the Night (which is no hardship; two episodes a day weren't enough). Dylan Wang is just so ridiculously pretty.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Just Smile (Part 5/5) - Gator Days
Just Smile (Part 5/5) - Gator Days

Characters

Liam - Capybara - A quiet and introspective boy. He enjoys writing and learning about things. Ember's older brother.

Fern - Capybara - Mother to Dan, Liam, and Ember. She's a good listener.

Ember - Capybara - A LITTLE GIRL WHO LOVES SNACKS AND YELLS EVERYTHING! LIAM'S LITTLE SISTER!

Dan - Capybara - Liam and Ember's chill older brother. He's just happy to be here.

Transcript

Panel 1

Liam and his mom have just finished having a heart-to-heart about expressing emotions. Fern is putting away the "COOKIE JAIL" cookie jar as Ember triumphantly walks away with a liberated cookie. Fern is curious about why Liam is suddenly so worried about his expressions.

Fern: What made you so concerned about smiling?

Liam: The school put a picture of me on their website and edited my face.

Ember (to her cookie): SNACK!

Panel 2

Fern pauses. Now it's her turn to have a lot of thoughts running through her head all at once. She keeps smiling as not to alarm Liam.

Panel 3

Fern's smile grows wider as she shifts all of her energy into a plan of action. She decides that she needs to step outside for a moment. She does not want her children to hear what she has to say.

Fern: I have to make a call.

Panel 4

Dan, Liam, and Ember stand at the window and watch their mother yell at someone over the phone. Dan is concerned about this but Liam is happy that his mom has his back. Ember wants to be just like her when she grows up.

Dan: Why is Mom yelling?

Liam: She's expressing herself.
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I can't even really justify it as research (St. Ives is where Blake is from in the singer/songwriter story) as it's taking me far too long to write it. Like every other story, really. 💀
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Minimus @minimuslatin.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
#fabula murina (mouse story) 506 Minimus, Minima et Silvius diem Bellorum Stellarum celebrant (Minimus, Minima and Silvius are celebrating Star Wars day). vis tecum sit! (May the Force be with you!) #starwarsday #maythefourth #maythe4th
Photo of Minimus, Minima and Silvius, the Latin mice, dressed as Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia and Yoda for Star Wars Day.
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I didn't realise until today it was even possible, but you can get a train from Derby to St. Ives. It'd be so tempting... if I didn't know staying in St. Ives was extremely expensive. 😭
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I usually wouldn't let her do anything like that, and she's a good dog and never tries to bother anything, but the lamb was interested in her and I never allowed her to get near it. They just stood in mutual appreciation; I think the lamb was confused why she was smaller than it. 😅
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Oh! On the way there I saw a hare, which was exciting as I've never seen one in the flesh before. It was bigger than smol dog. 😳 I also saw a mouse run across the path at the nature reserve (smol dog failed to notice both that and the hare), and smol dog got to very politely meet a lamb.
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Walked to Great Wilne, then to the nature reserve at Church Wilne, which smol dog *loved.* Then walked from there to Sawley, stopped at a pub for a drink, then along the tow path to Shardlow and from there to home. About 11.5 miles. She is now a very smeepy pup.
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The moment I open an anime on Crunchyroll because the splash image looked interesting, only to remember that Gintama has ruined an entire portion of Japanese history for me...
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Smol dog has just hopped off her perch, walked across the room, delicately picked up an insole I removed from my sneaker, and walked off with it.
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The problem with kdramas and a few fancy cdramas is that I've become spoiled with getting two episodes a week (or a day, in the case of Mobius and Light To The Night). One episode a week of Dorohedoro is painful. 😭
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Just Smile (Part 2/4) - Gator Days
Just Smile (Part 2/4) - Gator Days

Characters

Liam - Capybara - A quiet and introspective boy. He enjoys writing and learning about things. Ember's older brother.

Fern - Capybara - Mother to Dan, Liam, and Ember. She's a good listener.

Transcript

Panel 1

Liam is looking at himself in the mirror. He has just found out that the school put his picture on the website for the school paper and they edited to give him a massive toothy smile. Liam isn't feeling good about this for multiple reasons. He's carefully looking at all the details of his face.

Panel 2

Liam tries to smile at the mirror. It's strained and doesn't look natural. It doesn't feel natural.

Panel 3

Liam stops smiling and stares a little longer. He's got a lot of thoughts and feelings going through his head at the moment.

Panel 4

Liam has gone to his mom, Fern, who is reading a book. He needs to talk to someone about what he's feeling.

Liam: Mom. I think I'm broken.
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I'm really enjoying We Are All Trying Here and I really like the characters, but I don't feel like it'll end on a happy note.
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
The new Metric album arrived while I was out too, so I'm listening to it now I've finished If Wishes Could Kill (surprisingly good). First impressions are good.
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
She is now very sleepy.
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
...and smol dog met a horse up close, which she was thrilled about. (It came up to her on its side of the fence to have a good look at the tiny beast and have a good sniff at her.) We went to the pub on the way back and she was horrible to everyone, as usual. In the end we did about 10 miles.
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Smol dog and I went for a nice walk to Great Wilne this morning. We now know where it is. (Still no idea on Church Wilne though.) We walked through a field of cows, which was Unpleasant as they were near the gates and they all stood up as we went by ("Yes yes I'm sorry, we'll walk over here...")...
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comrade @nowarbutclasswar.myatproto.social · 22/04/2026
Drowning meme, showing Bluesky leadership paying attention to AI while the codebase drowns, and why's phone dead at the bottom
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I did not know Kim Beom was going to be in this and I am THRILLED.
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Started watching Sold Out On You, and I would be *fascinated* to know which conversation or misheard sentence led to the scriptwriter coming up with 'Matthew Lee' sounding like 'mechuragi' (shortened to 'mechuri' - 'mehchoo ree')... a.k.a. 'quail'. 🤣
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Picky Eater - Gator Days
Picky Eater - Gator Days

Characters

Young August - Alligator - August when he was around Gustopher's age. Picky about food

May - August's mother who just wants him to eat.

August - Alligator - A soft spoken single father who works in IT. Gustopher's dad.

Gustopher - Alligator - An easily excitable child who loves making friends. August's son.

Transcript

Panel 1

Narration: Long ago.

A younger August is at the dinner table and hesitant to eat. His mother is fed up with his behavior.

Young August: This looks gross.

May: I hope someday you have a kid as picky as you.

Panel 2

Narration: Present day

An adult August is having dinner with his son. He has corn on his plate along with some round meat colored item that is possibly meat. We will probably never know for sure. Gustopher is holding a bottle of mayonnaise that has "Real Egg" written on it and a hot sauce bottle that appropriately says "HOT".

Gustopher: I'm putting mayonnaise and hot sauce on my corn!

August: Okay.

This is not something August would do with his corn but he guesses it's a pretty normal.

Panel 3

Gustopher now holds a can of sardines and a jam jar. Gustopher is partially covering the jar but "SPACE JA" can be seen on the label. Clearly, this must be "SPACEY JAN" brand jam and not a reference to movie where cartoon animals play basketball.

Gustopher: And sardines! And jam!

August: You have to eat that.

Gustopher: I will!

Panel 4

Gustopher holds out a spoon towards August. It has corn, mayo, hot sauce, sardine, and jam all in one spoonful. August's face is filled with concern.

Gustopher: It tastes so weird! Try it!

August thinks back to his mother having wished that he would have a child as picky as him. He wishes that were the case.

August (thinking): This is worse.
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
It was a very pretty journey, an interesting use of three and a half hours, and I wouldn't mind doing it again. It was nice to find somewhere peaceful.
Photo of a tree that bears a strange resemblance to a standing stone beside an old fashioned overhead power cable. They're both on the edge of a sheep field, next to a little brook. The sky is very blue and clear.Photo of a small black and brown Miniature Pinscher standing on a clean bridlepath. To the right is a huge orange-flowering gorse hedge (I think) and on the left is a normal hedge. Smol dog is standing side on and staring at me like she's asking, “Wait, are you LOST??” (At this point, slightly yes.)Photo of a sign on a bridlepath that reads "Derby Nomad Way circling Derby city," which was slightly alarming as none of these places are particularly near Derby...
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Church Wilne, sorry. I DID say I had no idea where it was. Or what it's called, apparently.
Screenshot of the map from my watch app, showing my journey from the end of Back Lane (yes I cut off the journey from my house), to Shardlow canal row patch, and from there a meandering journey around Great Wilne (including one section in a big circle; yes I did know I did that), past Church Wilne (I think I saw the church in the distance) then along a strange but pretty bridlepath that led me to Breaston... where I then goth on a bus, but forgot to pause my watch, oops. There's a little knot of trail where we went over a huge green bridge to cross the railway, which smol dog enjoyed.
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Unintended foreshadowing: on seeing a signpost, I said to smol dog on the way, "You know, I don't even really know where Great Wilne is." An hour later, Google Maps puts me somewhere between there and Little Wilne. I STILL have no idea where it is.
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Took smol dog for a walk. I meant to go to Shardlow, walk down the tow path, then go to the pub and walk back. I saw an interesting footpath I'd not noticed before, and the next thing I knew, I was in Breaston and had to catch two buses back home.
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Terri Windling @terriwindling.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I'm making one last push to let people know about this online talk -- sponsored by the British Library in conjunction with their current exhibition on fairy tales. The live stream starts at 7:30 tonight, but if you buy a ticket *before* the event you can watch it any time over the next 7 days.
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Testing out Mousso's new character, ForlornVoid's new hair, JoeLeGecko's new lights and Luthbellina's new straps.
3D render of a white man with long brown hair wearing silvery ribbon straps bound around his neck and chest. He looks down and to the left thoughtfully with his lips parted, both hands relaxed in front of his waist.
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Merchant Adventurers’ Hall @merchantshallyork.org · 20/04/2026
We’re very sorry sir but you cannot bring your emotional support dragon in here.
We are looking at a painting of St Liphardus - a 6th-century lawyer, hermit and abbot in Meung-sur-Loire near Orléans, France. He is wearing bishops clothing including a surplus and mitre and is holding a crook. On a lead is a small knee high green and blue dragon.
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Audible is trying to get me to preorder the new Murderbot book that I... uh, already preordered, and it knows this (I double-checked), but it's still waving its hopeful little flag anyway,
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Kids Say Things - Gator Days
Kids Say Things - Gator Days

Characters

Bolero

Bolero - Blue Frog - A little speaker of profound things. Some might call him weird. We all know he's deep. And weird. You can be deep and weird.

Tammy - Green Frog - Bolero's mother. She loves her son and thinks he's the best.

Charlie - Red Frog - Bolero's father. He loves his son and thinks he's the the greatest.

Transcript

Panel 1

Bolero's family is getting their day going. His parents greet him cheerful smiles and inquires about his night. Bolero's dad, Charlie, has a mug that says "Big Boy Mug". As he is a big boy, he has found this mug to be suitable to his needs.

Tammy: Good morning, Bolero.

Charlie: Did you sleep well.

Panel 2

Bolero stares off into the distance. He looks as if he has experienced a thousand life times. He speaks.

Bolero: I dreamed that everybody looked like me and I didn't know who I was and I was everyone and no one.

Panel 3

Bolero looks blankly in a random direction. Tammy looks at her husband with concern. Charlie is entirely unsure what they are supposed to do in this situation.

Panel 4

Bolero looks back to his parents and asks an extremely important question.

Bolero: Can we have chocolate pancakes?

Tammy throws her arms into the air in celebration.

Tammy: YES!

Charlie: I'll start it now!

The family had a fine morning.
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
On a related note, the ramyun scene in D.P. Deserter Pursuit lives rent-free in my head. It's not bad, it's a very relatable scene where the two mains are eating ramyun in the packet (not cup) and discussing the chemicals in it. It's the first role I saw Koo Kyo-hwan in, and made me an instant fan.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Fuck the blender donut guy. There are much better tutorials and even aside from being an AI shill, he's a creep
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I'm (more) depressed and not in the mood to cook, so it's jin-jjajang ramyun with the handy warning "Product is very hot after heating" for dinner. This ramen pot is genuinely one of the best things I've ever bought.
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Aphna @aphna.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I wish I had any faith the next decade would be any better...
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