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Apex Adjacent @apexadjacent.com · 30/09/2026

Well that doesn't seem good.

Screenshot of the passport renewals site that says "Application Status: You Know What You Did"

Apex Adjacent @apexadjacent.com · 30/09/2026

Probably the LeMons car that caught fire on me, but I also spent a few years driving these. Designed with sharp edges, retrofitted with seatbelts that did nothing, and maintained by poorly educated 18 year olds for 50 years:

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Apex Adjacent @apexadjacent.com · 30/09/2026

A QOTD submission for @tamerlaneblog.bsky.social: what is the best American front-wheel-drive sports car of all time?

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Apex Adjacent @apexadjacent.com · 25/09/2026

"my biggest weakness? I guess you could say I care TOO much."

Our new VP of finance, wearing a beer helmet

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Apex Adjacent @apexadjacent.com · 25/09/2026

On this week's show, Dave delivered a license plate game featuring my new favorite plate we've ever had. Behold, NTGULTY

Graphic with three cars - silver VW Atlas, Blue GMC Yukon, Black Nissan Altima. The license plate texts are: 1 FUNGUY, GR8 RN, and NTGULTY. Match the plate text to the car.

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Apex Adjacent @apexadjacent.com · 23/09/2026

If Bigfoot is in line to vote,

screencap from Harry and the Hendersons when they yell at him to go, get out of here

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Apex Adjacent @apexadjacent.com · 18/09/2026

Do the Kids These Days know just how insanely good the first four Talking Heads records are (plus the best live album of all time)?

The start of talking heads' discography:
77, more songs about buildings and food, fear of music, remain in light, the name of this band is talking heads

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Apex Adjacent @apexadjacent.com · 27/08/2026

Okay, this is very fun. I'm 2 states short.

color-coded map of the US. "never been" category is vermont and south carolina.

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Apex Adjacent @apexadjacent.com · 13/08/2026

The owner of this window sticker may be our greatest living philosopher.

Mustang with a windshield sticker reading simply "BOOTY N PIZZA"

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Apex Adjacent @apexadjacent.com · 22/07/2026

I am disappointed in this lack of speed, Internet. Get on it.

Wikipedia error: The page "Pinky herman" does not exist. You can create a draft and submit it for review or request that a redirect be created, but consider checking the search results below to see whether the topic is already covered.

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Apex Adjacent @apexadjacent.com · 15/07/2026

Many people are saying this video is misleading and what actually happened is he hit himself in the head with the axe. Wow, head wound Hegseth, so sad.

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Apex Adjacent @apexadjacent.com · 12/07/2026

Important news: we've identified a new napping spot.

Ziggy Meowdust, cutest kitten alive, napping in the sunlight.

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Apex Adjacent @apexadjacent.com · 10/07/2026

Update: he's the fiercest boi in the couch jungle.

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Apex Adjacent @apexadjacent.com · 10/07/2026

So, some personal news: his name is Ziggy Meowdust. He does not like to sit still for pictures.

Goddamn adorable kitten walking towards camera

Goddamn adorable kitten pausing walk towards camera to notice something destroyable.

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Apex Adjacent @apexadjacent.com · 07/07/2026

This dude has had a ROUGH DAY

USMNT fan wearing a shirt that says "MAINE."

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Apex Adjacent @apexadjacent.com · 06/07/2026

Incidentally, I am preparing my kids for modern life by referencing this 40+ year old Chris Elliott bit on Letterman every time we bring bananas home from the grocery store

Chris Elliott as Marlon Brando singing "bananas!"

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Apex Adjacent @apexadjacent.com · 26/06/2026

There is specifically one question on this quiz I'm almost certain I answered differently than The Chicago Pope.

results of a political quiz saying I'm most like Pope Leo

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Apex Adjacent @apexadjacent.com · 26/06/2026

If you see this, post an archer.

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Apex Adjacent @apexadjacent.com · 16/06/2026

All of this - Rollerblading - Bicycle riding - Rollerskating - Skateboarding Is out of fucking control.

A building with a hole in the side of it hastily patched with plywood and a sign that reads:
"NO
Rollerblading
Bicycle Riding
Rollerskating
Skateboarding"

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Apex Adjacent @apexadjacent.com · 14/06/2026

I mean, it's one way to do regime change.

The electrocution of the entire royal family from the cinematic masterpiece King Ralph

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Apex Adjacent @apexadjacent.com · 13/06/2026

Well that doesn't seem good?

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Apex Adjacent @apexadjacent.com · 12/06/2026

Oh ya got data centers Ya got data centers in space Data centers, that starts with D And that rhymes with me And that stands for IMMIGRATION

Elon Musk as Henry Hill from The Music Man

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Apex Adjacent @apexadjacent.com · 24/05/2026

Was that... a Chevy s-10 xtreme as part of the crash response? Anyone know what's up with that? #indy500 #weirdcarbs

Crash at the Indy 500 with an older pickup responding.

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Apex Adjacent @apexadjacent.com · 13/05/2026

I'm very disappointed in all of you.

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Apex Adjacent @apexadjacent.com · 08/05/2026

This week's license plate game ... oh boy, the EV owners are at it again. This one's called: "Fire In the disco, fire in the taco bell: danger, high voltage"

Match the plates to the car. The cars: cyber truck with a marble wrap, rivian r1s, blazer ev. The plates: ELONWHO, FORM AI, PWRGAY

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Apex Adjacent @apexadjacent.com · 08/05/2026

One time after we were first married, my wife adopted a stray orange cat while I was away on a work trip. His name was Charlie and he hated me. She happened to be out of town the next weekend and asked for an update on how Charlie was doing. This is what I sent her.

A very accurate depiction of an orange house cat.

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Apex Adjacent @apexadjacent.com · 23/04/2026

"Oh, albums from 2006 are 20 years old now! Why don't I log into discogs dot com and see if I can snag a cheap copy of one of my favorites from that year? First, to take a big swig of coffee..."

screenshot of discogs showing the copies of The Rapture's Pieces of the People We Love. The cheapest one is $220 plus shipping.

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Apex Adjacent @apexadjacent.com · 13/03/2026

Everytime a new character emerges this @davidjroth.bsky.social tweet runs through my head.

Classic David Roth bit about Letterman talking about the curvy wife guy

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Apex Adjacent @apexadjacent.com · 12/03/2026

Amazing. Mine lost the "r" from Turbo, so it was the Tubo X. This one lost the X. As I did whenever anything went wrong with the car - which was often - I explained to my wife, "you see, GM was in charge of the glue."

The rear end of a Saab Turbo X, with the X missing

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