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Humongous Ape MP

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Action, Adventure, Humongous Ape! I review locusts at: www.patreon.com/locustreview

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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Check it out, I played a video game then decided to overthrow capitalism. But (almost) seriously, it's not often that essays are this much fun so, like that old Greek dawg says "Life's a banquet, so don't go thirsty but don't get drunk neither." www.locustreview.com/online/2077
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The City at the End of Capitalist Realism — Locust Review
We have held up both utopia and dystopia as symbols of alterity, to express this, often keeping them at not such a great distance from each other. The Communist Manifesto , for example, is utopian or...
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
He was an astonishing weirdo. Everything he said and did became instantly absurd.
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Britain is run by people so shallow they're out of their depth in a paddling pool. Help!
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
How's Dull Twitter going?
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Just popping in to Dull Twitter to say Issue 13 of Locust Review is coming through letterboxes right now. Including 3 pieces by my and a pull-out section, also by me. Hooray etc.
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Rescuing and restoring historic wetlands would save as much CO2 as the four to six months of global lockdown in 2020. It would also secure much biodiversity and protect nearby conurbations. We need to start reducing pasture and filling in ditches. youtu.be/CtBCj9zGT70?...
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We turned this farm back into an ancient swamp
YouTube video by Planet Wild
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I've decided to take my writing more seriously. As such, I have just entered the Brick Lane Bookshop short story competition, which means, in about two months' time, I can put 'award-losing author' in my biography.
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Peeps at Locust Review will be shipping out copies of Issue 13 in the next week or so, with stuff By Me in it. In the meantime read this, or else. www.locustreview.com/editorial/lu...
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Locust Review's Lucky 13 — Locust Review
Math and bigotry seem to be the main coping mechanisms of the US capitalist class. Math provides the utopia — through technology and AI — as well as fixes election results, fixes labor, fixes society....
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
This was a joke four years ago. Now it's real. youtu.be/DwbcspYAX_g?...
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Keir S-One - Sound of the Police
YouTube video by The Iain Duncan Smiths
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
If this government *really* wants to make the court system really 'efficient' they shouldn't just get rid of trial by jury, they should get rid of trials. No more trials, just verdicts. Calm. Forensic. Human rights lawyer. Press send.
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Some Guy's got a load of opinions you should check out. www.locustreview.com/online/escap...
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Escape from Normal Island — Locust Review
The Housing Act 1980 was the big bang, the origin story for Normal Island. After World War Two Britain was desperately short of housing stock. State action, by both Tory as well as Labour governments,...
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
He's still, notionally, a representative of the labour movement, so this is the closest he can get to posting Pork is Muslamic Kryptonite(tm). What a fucking dullard.
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
By the time this would be over, there would be no schools, no hospitals, no functioning roads, no railway network, no street lights and shit would come out of the *taps* but also, it wouldn't be over. You would pay more in tax, because *someone's* got to pay for the death camps.
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Keir Starmer works for Donald Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu. He doesn't work for you.
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
"Will that horse come back if I leave the gate open?"
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Where is Greta Thunberg? Where is Yvonne Ridley? Where is David Adler? Where is Tadhg Hickey?
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
It might be easier to ask which plods *aren't* doing secret handshakes. #DomesticGladio.
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Brilliant news!
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Who's up for a wide ranging campaign against Digital ID cards that captures the majority of public opinion against this insane power grab and then the government just shrugs and says: "We're going to do it anyway. LOL."
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Satan wants a timeshare in the Middle East: "It already looks like hell on earth."
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
For a dangerous communist who must be stopped at all costs, Corbyn is such a Good Boy. The British ruling class doesn't deserve him as an antagonist.
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
This was basically known *at the time*. Money was laundered in thinktanks for the purpose or destabilising the party of opposition. A functioning democracy would act swiftly and decisively against things like this. We don't live in one of those. Instead this is saved for Retrospective Noticing.
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
"But at what cost?"
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
The British commentariat; intelligent, smart people who aren't farting out of their heads for a living.
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
The old world is dying but the new is struggling to be born. Now is the time when even Ed Davey scores off Elmo.
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Both the state and capital are mobilised to ensure your weltanschauung prevails constantly, even when your preferred party is not in office but... you are sad and angry because you get *any friction* from strangers online. What a way to live.
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Milk those cocks, Don.
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Team Tommeh is going to London tomorrow.
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Anyone who wants a Red Bull will have to scan their tongue at the checkout.
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
The only people the PLP hates more than their party members is anyone likely to vote for them.
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Normal Island the Movie: Have you got a licence to do that?
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Do not make art in Britain.
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
All you have to do is *not* entertain a genocidal army, especially while they're doing a genocide. This isn't a high bar to get over. #boycottradiohead www.bdsmovement.net/boycott-radi...
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Palestinians call for boycotting Radiohead concerts
Guitarist Jonny Greenwood has crossed our picket line twice during Israel's genocide in Gaza
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
"They're dabbing on us." Matt Christman.
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
British Journalists: Take the Be Normal Challenge.
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
If you think about it, the Vexisexual Community *should* have its own flag.
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
"You know the doctors pronounced me dead last week. I couldn't believe it. They said I was the Most Dead anyone's ever been. Nobody's ever been as dead as me before now."
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
C:\BritishJournalism Files\anticorbyn\applicationstart brainworms.exe
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Fred Durst will open a theme park where dinosaurs are brought to life by advanced cloning techniques, (and this time, pay Dennis Nedry).
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Taking all bets! We want: Prose Poems Prose-poems Art Theory Reviews We want: Wagers Swindles Mountebanks Barkers Frontmen Lucky charms Don't leave anything to chance. Send us your best work. www.locustreview.com/editorial/lo...
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“Lucky 13” Call for Submissions — Locust Review
As the US empire declines, avenues for middle-class advancement, historically tied to racism and imperialism, have declined. Running out of its traditional gambling venues, the American middle-class -...
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
This is good. Zack is great. He can and should be the MP for Hackney North. The interesting bit is the vote totals. The Green Party has 68,000 members. The insurgent candidate has 20,000 supporters. The official candidates couldn't even muster 4,000 votes and they are *MPs*.
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Kieth would be the most endearing, ridiculous character if he wasn't also real. For one thing, why leak this to the press? WHY? Fucking bizarre.
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
"When I was a Small Boy I too dreamed of being a flag."
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
It's lovely how the word "Flagshagger" has broken containment. Another win for the Shitpost Left, up there with Kieth and These days...
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I'm not sure what it is but I'll know it when it happens.
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Imagine having an actual plan.
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Imagine having a five-year-plan... Imagine having *any* plan. www.dumptheguardian.com/environment/...
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‘A perfect symbiosis’: planting vines and other ways hot cities are creating cool spaces
Living – or crocheted – canopies and a 3,000-year-old Persian technique are among methods being used to cope as temperatures soar
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Thiiiiiiiings can never get betterrrrrr!
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Humongous Ape MP @apesahoy.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
African nations have imported 15 gigawatts of solar generators in 2025 so far. Installations in Sierra Leone (alone) are equivalent to 61% of 2023 power output. The fossil fuel price crash will come. www.africanews.com/2025/08/28/a...
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Africa boosts solar power with 60% surge in Chinese panel imports | Africanews
Experts say the switch could save millions in fuel imports, with solar paying for itself in as little as six months in places like Nigeria.
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