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A Perverted Seagull

@apervertedseagull.bsky.social
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A perverted seagull has appeared! Age: over 18 and annoyed about it. Learning to accept myself.

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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We also decorated the house, and that was more creepy. Could be anything from a single smiling pumpkin to a smoke machine and jump scares, you'd never know. I didn't like getting scared, but I liked candy and getting costume compliments.
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It was a little silly. Nobody ever scared anyone. My parents helped me make costumes of the classic monsters. Mostly it was like dressing up for an anime convention, but the con is horror movies and people keep showing up as gi joe or superheroes and is that really in theme?
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's the struggle, isn't it? I fall into people pleasing so quickly and easily. It's basically my job, fixing computers. I just want the person who asked me to do something to say 'oh gosh thank you so much'. Have something I can actually do work and make people happy.
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I could not care with you, if you like.
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm totally not freaking out about bfc. Nope, not at all.
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah I got AOL in the last half of the 90s. The real wild west where nothing was verified or moderated. I missed the bulletin board era though.
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I remember the diaper exodus of 97, when the forums closed. Scattered to the winds, we were. Of course, I was in hiding until aught six.
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Is it instead of a living being a spirit that possessed diapers and switches bodies at will, or some kind of diaper golem? "Seagull you're overthinking this just be horny" first off overthinking everything is what I do. Second I don't want the diaper monster to be sad.
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I get way too caught up on the logistics personally. Is just one of the diapers the brain of the diaper critter or is it distributed in all of them? Is it used once and thrown away and dies? Is it immortal and lives buried in the landfill forever?
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Jokes on you, I'm in to that stuff
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
No, see, I'm the fake cause I don't want to deal with diapers all the time and wearing them doesn't turn me on. Your perspective is valid and mine is wrong.
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Welcome to being a big kid! We get cool toys.
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You're cool, and you do cool things.
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
m.youtube.com/watch?v=fgT9...
m.youtube.com
Incubus - Drive
YouTube video by IncubusVEVO
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Respectfully. I am staring respectfully.
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Freeze, giggle nervously, blue screen.
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The regret and self-kicking for finally lifting my head up and trying something new only to hate it is so relatable.
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
In high school, my peers in my church youth group took every opportunity to exclude and ridicule me. The gays and the goths took me in and treated me with respect. I've never forgotten that.
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeSn...
youtube.com
Ouran Host Club - Dirty Little Secret ( Hikaru x Kaoru )
YouTube video by lolligiggle
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Inglourious vandals
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hangeborger!
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Jokes on you I don't wear glasses!
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
they could at least pretend not to steal all of our personal information...
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Its only polite
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I never tried long sleeved shirts...
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It's the Terminator phone call meme.
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
That's terrifying.
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Well that makes me feel all warm and squishy. Either that or I need to wear diapers.
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Remember when people were harassed for recording while using Google Glass? Pepperidge Farm rembers.
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
At least it's not your scandalous ankles!
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Homer Simpson's Intriguing Ideas Newsletter
ALT: Homer Simpson's Intriguing Ideas Newsletter
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Is dog. Aware of dog.
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Your rent lowering posts made this place affordable
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I would love the opportunity to say hi.
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Mmmmm, R32.
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Can you explain this to my friend?
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A wild Nap appeared! The wild Nap used Sleep Powder! It's super effective!
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It waaaaaasssss!
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I honestly don't remember, I was a teenager when it happened. I had a syringe to squirt some kind of liquid in the socket, and I remember borrowing my little brothers frozen teething ring, on my moms suggestion.
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Been there.
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"you can have milkshakes all the time" sounds like the greatest week ever until you smell MEAT.
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The protein withdrawals from wisdom tooth extraction are real though. At one point I begged my parents to just put spaghetti sauce in the blender so I could drink it.
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"I have to go now, my planet needs me." The SD card died on the way back to its home planet.
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Donald Glover: I'm Glad You're in a Dilemma
ALT: Donald Glover: I'm Glad You're in a Dilemma
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I expect you to live! In your FACE!
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Shrek: Lord Farquaad's Sacrifice Meme
ALT: Shrek: Lord Farquaad's Sacrifice Meme
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Sex is great and all, but knowing someone who will hug you or lean against you just so you don't feel alone is...I dunno. It's simple. It makes the stress stop for five minutes.
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Homer Pretty Big
ALT: Homer Pretty Big
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Good ol' vitamin m
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A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I really enjoy how you manage to make 'exploring a dungeon and fighting tabletop RPG fight' feel like a story and fight for your life, not a set of dice rolls and character actions.
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