A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026We also decorated the house, and that was more creepy. Could be anything from a single smiling pumpkin to a smoke machine and jump scares, you'd never know. I didn't like getting scared, but I liked candy and getting costume compliments. 000
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It was a little silly. Nobody ever scared anyone. My parents helped me make costumes of the classic monsters. Mostly it was like dressing up for an anime convention, but the con is horror movies and people keep showing up as gi joe or superheroes and is that really in theme? 100
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That's the struggle, isn't it? I fall into people pleasing so quickly and easily. It's basically my job, fixing computers. I just want the person who asked me to do something to say 'oh gosh thank you so much'. Have something I can actually do work and make people happy. 010
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I could not care with you, if you like. 110
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm totally not freaking out about bfc. Nope, not at all. 111
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yeah I got AOL in the last half of the 90s. The real wild west where nothing was verified or moderated. I missed the bulletin board era though. 110
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I remember the diaper exodus of 97, when the forums closed. Scattered to the winds, we were. Of course, I was in hiding until aught six. 110
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Is it instead of a living being a spirit that possessed diapers and switches bodies at will, or some kind of diaper golem? "Seagull you're overthinking this just be horny" first off overthinking everything is what I do. Second I don't want the diaper monster to be sad. 020
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I get way too caught up on the logistics personally. Is just one of the diapers the brain of the diaper critter or is it distributed in all of them? Is it used once and thrown away and dies? Is it immortal and lives buried in the landfill forever? 110
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Jokes on you, I'm in to that stuff 010
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 12/09/2026No, see, I'm the fake cause I don't want to deal with diapers all the time and wearing them doesn't turn me on. Your perspective is valid and mine is wrong. 000
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Welcome to being a big kid! We get cool toys. 111
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 10/09/2026You're cool, and you do cool things. 000
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 09/09/2026m.youtube.com/watch?v=fgT9...m.youtube.comIncubus - DriveYouTube video by IncubusVEVO 000
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Respectfully. I am staring respectfully. 010
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Freeze, giggle nervously, blue screen. 010
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The regret and self-kicking for finally lifting my head up and trying something new only to hate it is so relatable. 110
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 30/08/2026In high school, my peers in my church youth group took every opportunity to exclude and ridicule me. The gays and the goths took me in and treated me with respect. I've never forgotten that. 030
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 29/08/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeSn...youtube.comOuran Host Club - Dirty Little Secret ( Hikaru x Kaoru )YouTube video by lolligiggle 040
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Jokes on you I don't wear glasses! 000
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 27/08/2026they could at least pretend not to steal all of our personal information... 010
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I never tried long sleeved shirts... 010
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 21/08/2026It's the Terminator phone call meme. 010
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Well that makes me feel all warm and squishy. Either that or I need to wear diapers. 140
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Remember when people were harassed for recording while using Google Glass? Pepperidge Farm rembers. 020
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 14/08/2026At least it's not your scandalous ankles! 010
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 14/08/2026static.klipy.comHomer Simpson's Intriguing Ideas NewsletterALT: Homer Simpson's Intriguing Ideas Newsletter 010
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Your rent lowering posts made this place affordable 000
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I would love the opportunity to say hi. 010
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Can you explain this to my friend? 100
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 05/08/2026A wild Nap appeared! The wild Nap used Sleep Powder! It's super effective! 010
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I honestly don't remember, I was a teenager when it happened. I had a syringe to squirt some kind of liquid in the socket, and I remember borrowing my little brothers frozen teething ring, on my moms suggestion. 110
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 04/08/2026"you can have milkshakes all the time" sounds like the greatest week ever until you smell MEAT. 100
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 04/08/2026The protein withdrawals from wisdom tooth extraction are real though. At one point I begged my parents to just put spaghetti sauce in the blender so I could drink it. 100
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 01/08/2026"I have to go now, my planet needs me." The SD card died on the way back to its home planet. 021
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 29/07/2026static.klipy.comDonald Glover: I'm Glad You're in a DilemmaALT: Donald Glover: I'm Glad You're in a Dilemma 010
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I expect you to live! In your FACE! 000
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 27/07/2026static.klipy.comShrek: Lord Farquaad's Sacrifice MemeALT: Shrek: Lord Farquaad's Sacrifice Meme 010
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Sex is great and all, but knowing someone who will hug you or lean against you just so you don't feel alone is...I dunno. It's simple. It makes the stress stop for five minutes. 150
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 19/07/2026static.klipy.comHomer Pretty BigALT: Homer Pretty Big 000
A Perverted Seagull @apervertedseagull.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I really enjoy how you manage to make 'exploring a dungeon and fighting tabletop RPG fight' feel like a story and fight for your life, not a set of dice rolls and character actions. 110