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Ape711

@ape711.bsky.social
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I’m on the floor brother
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social went to Culver’s
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Mace Windu Stan @macewindustan.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Fernando Mendoza is a @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social After Dark listener confirmed?
A LinkedIn post from Fernando Mendoza. Highlighted is a passage “Here’s what winning a National Championship taught me about B2B Sales (kidding…kinda)
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I wish I could know what my @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social minutes are but this is an objectively funny top 3
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Mike bobo
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social this make me laugh so hard upon both last night and today’s relisten that I had to make it my discord status
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Happy Pride Month for this pride month I will celebrate by watching Jac Caglianone play MLB baseball
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
TRUTH NUKE LETS GO ROYALS HAPPY PRIDE WOOO did you see that cags got called up :D
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
why is every baseball fan i talk to both transgender and a fan of an AL central team specifically this also applies to myself, what the fuck
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Morgan | 🏳️‍⚧️ | VG Jungle @vgjungle.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
science believers on Darwinmas when Fauci Claus comes evolving down the smokestack
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Jarred Golf!
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I don’t even know how to respond to this
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I LOVE BASEBALL
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Wehhhh
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Ape711 college football podcast will be real at some point
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Anyone wanna do a podcast
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
If you got a voice text from me last night; A. Believe it or not I was entirely sober B. Watch out I WILL do it again.
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
She car on my insurance till I salesman
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Hi chat
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Never underestimate the draw of shitty papa romano’s pizza
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
HAVE BEFORE AND WILL AGAIN THST WONT STOP ME FROM SAYING ITS ASSSSS
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
This user passes off burnt wonderbread and velveeta as restaraunt quality cheesy bread btw
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Papa Romano’s does NOT approve this message
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
:c
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Go falcons (bowling green variety)
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I was up till 4:30 last night which wasn’t a great idea because notably I’m already in class but was a good idea for reasons I am choosing not to disclose
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
neither of you are funny
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
i am hiring a lawyer as we speak @silentfellstar.bsky.social
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zelda 🌸 @ashenechoes.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
real‼️
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
She blue on my sky till I
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
goddamn only one team in the state of Georgia can run the damn ball this year
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
What do you guys know about room 3
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I should play Yakuza
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
PROFESSOR PROTON I HAVE 3 WEEKS TO LIVE
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Cook
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
no you are most definitely in the trench coat sorry
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
its funny i actually have a ton of transmasc friends irl and only 1 transfem irl friend but in regards to people i know solely online (or mostly in the case of Philly ppl and morgan) its reversed
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
i actually have no clue if its seven. let me go check. sorry its only 5 and some of them only have ADHD but whatever 4 nonbinary 1 vince and 2 (count it, two) cis people
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
my discord dms are just 7 austic trans girls in a trench coat, various nonbinary people and one vince
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
chat lets kill her with hammers
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
if you reply to this with some bs i will kill you
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
yo thats CRAZY you cant use my own lines against me smh. suck my dick
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
No no you misunderstand I absolutely want that to happen, I’m not saying otherwise But I’m saying I could make jokes about that fact Believe it or not comedy can come from real places
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
822 account part two but it’s just a public account on bluesky
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Hypothetically could make jokes about being fucked but probbbbabbly not
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Idk what to use this account for but I think the best course of action is use it like I used Twitter in 2020, pre the great sports followers-ifying of my acount so I’m just gonna be comedically down bad and essentially talk like my priv but open
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Ape711 @ape711.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Brain very frustration
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