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Apcarnist / Zuroku

@apcarnist.bsky.social
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Husband, avid gamer and TCG player, clouded leopard.

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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hold on, let me quickly jot this down so I can bring it up to my therapist tomorrow.
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just Disco Stuing it, eh? Yeah, a startup I worked at wondered why the iOS app I was working on went from 3 stars (when I started) to 4 1/2 stars (when I fixed over 95% of the crashes that were happening) to 2 stars (when the backend would regularly be down 12 hours a day). Gee Willikers . . .
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And that assumes your organization even tries to ensure your KPIs are obtainable within your team and don't get tanked by larger happenstance. Since I became a developer, all the "reward" has gone to people chasing after shiny objects, not the people keeping the lights on. Only more true now.
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've had people compare being able to design mobile applications is "black magic". This is just "accessible" "black magic". They have no idea what the trick is, the patter that sells the trick, they just go, "Ooooh, look what I can do!", ignoring they've just typed in a prompt.
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fair!
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
effectively a rival grinder. That sort of pissy behavior.
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The player who immediately claims their opponent is inferior, their deck is bad, etc. At a regional level, whatever, but I just don't want that at a tournament I officiate. Last Cup I hosted, I had to check up on a Senior who went out the store and chucked their bag in anger over losing to
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have no problem with grinders. My problem lies with grinders who get way too pissy. Fortunately in my area it seems like a very small minority (since I don't count dropping at X-2 as pissy) but a couple of people of that ilk can ruin the competitive feeling.
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I haven't watched this Ben but... as someone in the tech industry, is two actual tech bros with Tim or will I actually be able to laugh at the parody of the horrors?
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It isn't believable but also given how often people of that ilk will completely miss the satire or parody, you know.
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Are you saying this whole plan doesn't have legs? I'll see myself out, mostly due to my flight to Vegas tomorrow.
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This fetishization (for lack of a better term) of doing actual productivity work on VR headsets instead of keyboard and mouse, like, at this point it has to be part of the cult belief rather than an earnest "People are going to use it this way deliberately" narrative, right?
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Is this an unironic "They went after the gamers" moment but not actually shitty?
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I was expecting 8 different alt texts as a way to insult him. Slightly sad. Lol
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Yeah, I agree. The problem is that every company believes they are the ones that can convince the masses that their AI is not only not bad, but actually helpful. The C-suite is as delusional as the shareholders are stupid trend-chasers.
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Resident software engineer here: Literally that is what companies are doing. While I am on leave (still), I have heard from a co-worker that my company is trying to have 50% of code reviews done by AI and automatically merged by end of year. Ignore the fact the systems have already been breaking.
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I do remember that sentiment but I guess that seemed anchored in the "Hey, read the citations". Like a literal lesson our librarian gave was not to blindly trust a MLK Jr. quote because the cited source was Stormfront. Lol
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Also, I never heard Wikipedia referred to as slop. Teachers would, rightfully, just say it is unciteable due to its nature and the good teachers would say you can look at the citations of Wikipedia to get to more primary sources. That is just the nature of (emphasis) public documentation, not slop.
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ah, the laugh I needed before bed. Now I am just imagining a skit of Walter White setting up a website but instead of being a Chem teacher, just a tech bro who cooked his brain.
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Briefly opening the website the guy links in an incognito window, it is posed as a legit business with him calling himself a founder so... We can only hope to see a rejected FDA filing in the future.
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You know, I know this is a guy just talking out of his ass, but this is the sort of shit the FDA is in place to shut down ideally, right?
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You might have shame for this, but you still absolutely deserve a spray bottle spritz for this.
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
And I am sure plenty of your friends are saying you need to wave yours more. You got the account, use it! Lol
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Does this count as a defection from the Church of Animorphs?
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I mean, my mathematics degree says I am good at charts and if I were to try to explain it, it would be such a tortured explanation that the devil would be asking for advice.
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I learned to code for fun, I became a professional because the mathematics job board was barren, and while coding has paid for my house, I sure as hell hate the tech industry.
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"You have bought this item that you ideally should never need to buy again for as long as the item works. Care to buy another one?"
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Okay, I want to see that tournament report because you were a single win away from top 16. Like truly a "fundamentals matter" deck list too. Still, congrats!
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@katyptcg.bsky.social Congrats on getting to Phase 2! Keep pushing!
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
So someone tried to get in a bar fight with me because I . . . locked the stall in the bathroom. No, this is not hyperbole. This actually happened. And he thought I was going to be intimidated by his drunk ass saying he's a 20 year Army vet. Uhuh.
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fair enough! There is an editing joke somewhere but I am not cut out for it.
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Also, either the camera is automatically movement tracking or instead of just setting it up on a tripod, it is being held. Certainly . . . choices.
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Important question: Why is it being rendered in 4K?
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Right. And it is like, you wanted me do to this assessment to convey thoughts and emotions of my past experience, you know, the two things AI can't do well and can only do mimicry of.
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
assessment. The problem with the latter section was that if you used AI, they just wanted to know effectively what your prompts were. If you didn't, you effectively had to justify why you weren't using it.
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The only reason why this doesn't surprise me is because doing interviewing, it feels like half the places re more or less demanding it. For a business we'll call QuackQuackForward, they had two sections on AI: one on how you would solve a certain problem with it and one on how you used it in the
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
See, the problem is you assume they care about Live. :P (Gods, I am so happy I am a judge who has checked out so hard until Delta Reign. If I had to do any more playtesting in Live right now I think I would just crash out.)
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I've heard from others in various channels (including Prof ones) they are having the same issue. I can only assume the issue is known.
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Like, more or less they are trying to say that they will solve P=NP style problems with AI and thus optimize everything in the world to the point of efficiency that human contact with computers will be inherently inefficient and that is fundamentally how none of t his works. I'm so tired, captain.
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I refuse to believe it is anything but bots. Literally had someone claiming AI will solve the climate crisis and energy demands this morning and it is like, my man, data centers are making this shit worst, not improving them.
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
So you are delusional as hell. Gotcha. "Improve things like noise" They are the things making the fucking noise. "grid usage" They are the ones actively straining the grid and causing prices to raise for everyone, both in energy and goods like RAM for their personal computers.
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
By tackle climate, you mean make the current climate crisis so, so much worse, right?
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Oh, I don't disagree the people in the room and the people who were booing through their monitor deserved it. Just it definitely is advisable not to catch the world in the blast radius, especially when you are a game company with a reputation that is hanging on by a thread already.
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I do agree with the "you guys don't have phones?" line shouldn't be memed because it is correct, but having seen the press conference again for an unrelated reason, it was clearly condescending. The gamers shouldn't be entitled shits and the presenter shouldn't have tossed fuel to the fire.
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
video" debacle, this is bloody stupid.
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Same with sending a link via Discord. Sure, I or my wife might click on a link to save to Watch Later (especially if it is an Unlisted video) and then eventually we pull it up on the Google TV later that night. Literally as someone who worked in ad tech on the verification side after the "pivot to
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
To be fair, people had to work to make sure Y2K didn't happen. For 2012 it was just berating people who believed in the Mayan Calendar "ending" bullshit from the same people who pushed the low-key racist Ancient Aliens bullshit.
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
So, Eric, we first start on the Destiny Islands . . . Wait, you don't want the 6 hour story recap that include long since abandoned mobile games?
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Eric, this is not how you are allowed to say you are a furry.
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Apcarnist / Zuroku @apcarnist.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
You have me to blame, @lordravenscraft.bsky.social.
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