apandah @apandahvevo.bsky.social · 14/03/2025weeded up straight up joirking "it" and by "it" well haha let's just say my apan-peener 1161
apandah @apandahvevo.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Holy shit the emporio VA in english is the same as shinji I didn't know that 040
apandah @apandahvevo.bsky.social · 11/03/2025I would love for Kanye East to drop a new song. So good 070
apandah @apandahvevo.bsky.social · 25/02/2025what if instead of being trump and elon it was me and jschlatt? 280
apandah @apandahvevo.bsky.social · 24/02/2025wouldn't it be CRAZY if i showed my face and it was a 14 year old, 4ft 11' filipino kid that speaks english like tony soprano? 3110
apandah @apandahvevo.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Has anyone done brownies but with white chocolate? Like I know they would be worst than normal ones, but like c'mon they probably look cool and taste ok right? 1100
apandah @apandahvevo.bsky.social · 17/02/2025numbers are so dumb, like why tf do we not have capital numbers, i wanna write numbers in all caps 180
apandah @apandahvevo.bsky.social · 17/02/2025throw me to the toilet paper section at costco and i will become the best product tester ever 160
apandah @apandahvevo.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Since women don't want to date me I will become a "sigma male" 2100
apandah @apandahvevo.bsky.social · 08/02/2025best combo: Big poo the cat, and small piss the dog 2100
apandah @apandahvevo.bsky.social · 06/02/2025I was talking about actual poo not the cat, i was aiming for the ceiling 030
Reposted by apandahEl Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 05/02/2025El Gobierno aprueba un proyecto de ley para matar a Ayuso.elmundotoday.comEl Gobierno aprueba un proyecto de ley para matar a AyusoEl Consejo de Ministros ha aprobado esta semana el proyecto de Ley de Asesinato de la Presidenta de la Comunidad de Madrid, que el jefe del Ejecutivo, Pedro Sánchez, tilda de «urgente y necesario no s... 22642451239
apandah @apandahvevo.bsky.social · 02/02/2025I just don't know what to post so just give this tweet engagement 270
apandah @apandahvevo.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Here at the apandah dictatorship we are very big fans of goofy AliExpress 8$ shirts 050
apandah @apandahvevo.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Evangelion. Come for the deep mental health themes, stay for the cool big robot fight 072
Reposted by apandahHazel🏳️⚧️ @hazelpaw.bsky.social · 23/01/2025@apandahvevo.bsky.social drew your lil guy :3 Didn’t have pink tho😭 121
apandah @apandahvevo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Trump out here cosplaying Hitler with the searches for immigrants, can't wait to see him putting them on gas chambers and letting Aiden Ross stream it 020
apandah @apandahvevo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025why do we not just get walkie talkies and just talk into them, like go into a specific frequency and just say "anybody wanna play some payday? over" and someone replays "hell yeah what's your steam ID? Over" that would be really cool 040
apandah @apandahvevo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025this will be the vice president in the apandah empire 020
apandah @apandahvevo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025btw listen to future past by duran duran, banger album. Apandah aproves 020
apandah @apandahvevo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025this will greatly affect the production cycle of funny cats 5 030
apandah @apandahvevo.bsky.social · 21/01/202521 followers i hunger for more. So you should follow me 120
